So, it's now official--I have magical powers.

Skating Penguin

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Yes, yes. I have tried to hide from the truth long enough, but now I must face the facts: I am not like regular humans. I have magical powers.

What kind of powers, you ask?

Well--the power to control temperature.

For me, it's very easy. All I have to do is arrange a date with my girl for a romantic meal in one of my city's many sidewalk cafés or a nice walk amongst the spring flowers in a park near my neighborhood. Whatever the day we chose for the date, it inevitably rains--even if the weather forecast say that it won't.
 

spider_007

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Oh I have those powers too. For me, if I want it to rain, I just have to leave my sunroof open on my car, and i'll rain 99% of time.
 

TheSplat

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Same thing for me w/ the top on my Jeep.

Maybe it's a power you acquire when you learn of sosuave?
 

Boner da Stoner

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:) I don't have the power to control the weather, but I can make the weather magical...;)

if it's hot, she gets hot
(time to slip out of that sweater... let's go outside to cool off... damn I'm hot, don;t you think I'm hot? you look hot too!)

if it's cold, we gotta cuddle
somebody left the window open by accident?(hehehe)

OMG it's raining outside, lets stay inside and chill:cool:

awww snap! it's snowing outside, I'll keep you warm:rolleyes:

even when it's windy I use it to isolate to a calm area
 
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