so i was on the phone with my ex girlfriend the other day...

[Dimebag_Darrell]

And we got to the discussion of how the night before, my balls were rough and then smooth the next..whats up with that?

 

[Mr. Unique]

Something Dimebag would post: So I was trippin on acid while driving the other day and my ex girl friend started blowing me in the car but then I crashed her mouth was still in my ****.

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

yeah you wish you were the slut riding my c*ck.

 

[Mr. Unique]

Contineud: The slut died in the car accident, her mouth was still on dimebags d!ck, their was a police man nearby (noone else was their), Dimebag says: what seems to be the problem officer? The police man looks at him checks out his trunk and theirs 10 bags of crack in his trunk, dimebag offers the police man a bribe, the police man takes the bribe, He moves the dead chick away and starts sucking Dimes **** off.

Its one thing to do acid, im alright with that cause I have friends that do acid, but when driving? thats the stupidest thing anyone can do.