So I Got Jumped Last Night By 3 People Twice My Age. . . How the Next School Day Went

[Dante420]

So to make a long story short I was jumped by a 30 something year old and two of his younger friends (20s). I'm 17, they just gently put me on the ground and gave me a couple kicks to the face and the head but I'm fine. Fat lip and a big mark next to my lip and some bumps on my head. I felt no pain or disorientation, I got up instantly put my arms up and said "That's what you got for me chump?" as he got in the car of my ex-ltr. My ex-ltr had nothing to do with it, she's just a loser driver driving around a weed dealer like she's some kind of coke head. I don't think anyone threw any punches, I had no chance to as I was rushed from the side and then the 30 year old I was suppose to be fighting came in.

So going to school the next day with marks on your face?

How did it go? Well. . . .

I got some extra attention, like I said in my past thread I no longer have a social circle (which is why I was showing up to a fight against a 30 year old by myself, big no-no).

I'm well respected, I'm very well aware of people's reactions towards me (for example I can always spot a girl making a double take at me or giving me a look of interest). So enough of the rambling let's get to the reactions of the marks on my face

Yeah, everybody noticed. One teacher actually asked me about it, out of the four teachers I see daily.

One kid asked me what happened, and said "Who do I need to go after, you say the word"

Another kid reached out, complimenting my belt buckle and then asking me what happened while he was chatting up a girl. He mentioned bringing some people to help me out and I said thanks, gave him some social proof with the girl he was chatting it up with - she just got jumped as well by two girls and I said "Stay around this kid and that won't happen again" despite not knowing the kid.

An old girl came up to me in the library and was talking to me, my interest level in her is very low but I'm a natural flirt. Just ****y as hell and she knows how to react to it, she said in a non-sarcastic manner "You look cute today" (making no reference to my face) I was like "You mean I look sexy everyday?"

This girl did something good for me though, she came up to me putting her hands over my eyes from behind me right after I just got done talking to this other girl was talking to me and she was still near (actually this girl was the same girl that the kid above was chatting up).

She hit me up later and gave me her number and said to call.

 

[Deadly_Ripped]

Well that's turning lemons into lemonade if I've ever seen it.

 

[Dante420]

Well that's turning lemons into lemonade if I've ever seen it.

I don't know what that means but I do take a positive optimistic outlook to a lot of things.

 

[Jakes21]

Sounds like the other guys did u a favour.

 

[sodbuster]

when life gives you lemons-make lemonaide.

 

[sodbuster]

when life gives you lemons-make lemonaide. I.E. take something bad[or not so good] and turn it into something good.

 

[Nygard]

Women.. when they have a grudge, tend to conspire behind your back to bring your demise. They're obsessive about it.

Don't worry about it, kid. Where I come from, those drug dealer girlfriends end up just like them: underground and with a wooden jacket.

 

[Poonani Maker]

If you'd been carrying and killed all three of these dudes, you would have been a knight. Ladies would have been all over you.

 

[synergy1]

If you'd been carrying and killed all three of these dudes, you would have been a knight. Ladies would have been all over you.

no, he'd be in jail taking it up the ass for a life sentence.

 

[Dante420]

Women.. when they have a grudge, tend to conspire behind your back to bring your demise. They're obsessive about it.

Don't worry about it, kid. Where I come from, those drug dealer girlfriends end up just like them: underground and with a wooden jacket.

***** already keyed my car, what more can she want? She refuses to respect me for anything less than a man ***** :crackup:

Sounds like the other guys did u a favour.

Maybe I'll send him a thank you card. The girl got at me on Myspace immediately, added me and sent me a comment with her number and said call me.


Tell me what you guys think about this move: Library

She said something about the time, so I grabbed her by her hair and pulled her over towards my computer screen. Of course this was all done gently and I could tell she liked it (breathing patterns changed, remember I notice everything) I wonder what the other girls in the room were thinking? I wonder how they'd think knowing I was grabbing her by her hair within minutes of meeting her and she still looked me up to get her number to me when I didn't ask for it.

 

[Robert28]

that 30yr old dude sounds like a real winner. does he still live with his parents?haha i mean really, he's 30 and his friends are in their 20's? not to mention he's dating your ex, and since you said you're 17 i'm guessing shes around your age too? so her job is to drive him and his younger friends around town looking for guys 13yrs younger then him to beat up?lol is he known around your town as the "hard @$$ weed dealer"? i bet he thinks he's feared.haha what a tool this guy sounds like. please tell us more about this group, i haven't laughed so hard in awhile(not at you, just imagining this bunch of fools you were telling us about):crackup:

 

[horaholic]

that 30yr old dude sounds like a real winner. does he still live with his parents?haha i mean really, he's 30 and his friends are in their 20's? not to mention he's dating your ex, and since you said you're 17 i'm guessing shes around your age too? so her job is to drive him and his younger friends around town looking for guys 13yrs younger then him to beat up?lol is he known around your town as the "hard @$$ weed dealer"? i bet he thinks he's feared.haha what a tool this guy sounds like. please tell us more about this group, i haven't laughed so hard in awhile(not at you, just imagining this bunch of fools you were telling us about):crackup:

No shyt! What a fvcking joke of a guy. It took three of them to take down a 17 year old... over some chick, nonetheless. Did they have mullets?

 

[Dante420]

No shyt! What a fvcking joke of a guy. It took three of them to take down a 17 year old... over some chick, nonetheless. Did they have mullets?

Wouldn't be surprised if he rocked a mullet at one time, his ex-wife has one.

that 30yr old dude sounds like a real winner. does he still live with his parents?haha i mean really, he's 30 and his friends are in their 20's? not to mention he's dating your ex, and since you said you're 17 i'm guessing shes around your age too? so her job is to drive him and his younger friends around town looking for guys 13yrs younger then him to beat up?lol is he known around your town as the "hard @$$ weed dealer"? i bet he thinks he's feared.haha what a tool this guy sounds like. please tell us more about this group, i haven't laughed so hard in awhile(not at you, just imagining this bunch of fools you were telling us about):crackup:

He's probably more in his mid-30's. Lives in an apartment at a bar, no car and he's not dating her, her and her 17 year old male friend middleman off of him. He use to sell the dirtiest and worst mexican weed you can imagine and then just recently graduated to pushing the good stuff which he can't do for anything that's not straight. I'm on a t-break so I'm not smoking right now, so I wasn't picking anything up off of him.

His friends are in their mid-20s, they just kind of pick up off of him - the one who rushed me from the side and was the first to start throwing kicks to my head looked like a COMPLETE nerd, put some glasses on him and he's complete the look - not all people with glasses are nerds but you get what I'm saying.

The other guy was in his mid-20s as well, dating an 18 year old high school loser, who's blonde thinks she's hot and wears too much cover-up. This girls Myspace says "Don't think you have a chance with me", one morning after a drunk night I was very unhappy to wake-up next to her when I was FORCED to have her spend the night at my house, got up and drove her straight home.

You can tell he thinks he's hard, he was like "I'm going to go New York style on you" and I said "One on one, I'd do you Osama". Later he said, I just had to send you the message not to talk sh!t about me, or my business. And I said "You didn't prove nothing, you weren't even the first one to rush me outta your crew". He said "I can't even hit you at my age, I only hit you twice".

He probably would beat me one on one, but none of his friends could. They did have a lil bit of trouble taking me down, what ended up putting me down was a lack of will and knowing I'd probably get more hurt standing up. I grabbed on to both of the first two who came at me and I'm very good with my wrestling (I'm not a wrestler I just know how to make your body work against itself). I wouldn't have went out of my way to meet up with this guy if he wasn't talking about coming to my house all day.

 

[Cabal]

I was jumped by two guys awhile back and it's true, you get a lot of attention. Girls dig it because it's like proof of manhood, that you can rough it a little (it's an evolutionary cave woman response) and also you're not ashamed of it in the middle of a pretty boy crowd.

 

[Dante420]

I was jumped by two guys awhile back and it's true, you get a lot of attention. Girls dig it because it's like proof of manhood, that you can rough it a little (it's an evolutionary cave woman response) and also you're not ashamed of it in the middle of a pretty boy crowd.

One of the younger girls even asked me "Do they all look worse" my response "They don't need marks on their face to look worse"

 

[horaholic]

You're a minor, and those guys arent, so you basically have a free ticket to fvck them up one on one, if you want.

 

[Robert28]

i wish there was a way you could post pics of all 3 dudes and that trashy girl you mentioned so we could all have a good laugh. if you ever see him again, tell him Robert said to get a real job and quit hanging out with highschool/college aged people. maybe he can even set a lofty goal of oneday moving out of that bar apartment.lol

 

[Energizer]

Get mashed off your head on ketamine and Stella Artois and roll up to his pad with a crobar, smash his door and subsequently his little head and then leave. A few weeks in a coma should sort the weedy little puta out.

 

[DJDamage]

Why didn't you report this to the cops?! one good kick to your head and you would have been fvcking dead.

Have the cops pick him up for assualt in his house so they can roam inside and find his weed and he would go to jail for quite some time.

 

[Dante420]

Why didn't you report this to the cops?! one good kick to your head and you would have been fvcking dead.

Have the cops pick him up for assualt in his house so they can roam inside and find his weed and he would go to jail for quite some time.

Like I said, I felt no pain (whether it be from a thick skull or from adrenaline, idk) from it and if I could go back in time to change it I wouldn't. Crazy how a girl you were with for 2 years is just standing there watching you get your head kicked. I feel karma will serve it's part, I don't believe in dealing with cops until I get a family (which I don't plan on)

Get mashed off your head on ketamine and Stella Artois and roll up to his pad with a crobar, smash his door and subsequently his little head and then leave. A few weeks in a coma should sort the weedy little puta out.

Ketamine is a bad drug I suggest you stay away from, stick with the Stella Artois and if you need something differentiation in your buzz try something with therapeutic value - such as marijuana.

You're a minor, and those guys arent, so you basically have a free ticket to fvck them up one on one, if you want.

Retaliation wouldn't do much for me at this point, I don't even know the other two guys names.


I really thank everybody for their contributions to this thread. A lot of your posts made me feel a lot better about it. The fact that I could get up instantly after multiple kicks to the head and one to the mouth clearly shows the kicks couldn't have been that hard.