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Die Hard

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Hey men,

Just curious to your opinions about this.

I was in the club, it was crowded, two girls were making their way through the crowd. As the first one tried to pass me, I looked at her like I was very scared and jokingly told her: "You're not gonna push me aside, are you?"

She didn't really respond, so I just slapped her ass, lol. Then she stoppped and turned around, saying: "That's not a reason to touch my ass, is it?" She looked real angry... I could see on her face that she really felt like I had sexually harassed her or something and she thought of me as a sleazy dirtbag. It actually made me feel like a sleazy dirtbag...

Should I feel like a sleazy dirtbag? Would you?
 

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Diehard - are you ok? Consider yourself lucky she could have told her boyfriend that you slapped her.
 

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worst pick up ever.
 

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grayclif said:
Diehard - are you ok? Consider yourself lucky she could have told her boyfriend that you slapped her.

She also could have had him arrested. Not a good move.



Cheers!
 

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Never slap some random chicks a$s. You risk the wrath of her bf, captain save a ho guy friend, or the bouncer. You also risk getting booted and even banned from your favorite bar/club. As Roman God points out, you also risk arrest.

She didn't respond to your opener, which showed her lack of interest. The slap just made matters worse and pissed her off.
 

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I guess this gets us one step closer to the answer of that grand question that so many people have been asking. Is sleazy sexy??? :D:

I remember from my travels through Central America there were a couple occasions where I was mob groped by a bunch of young girls in a crowd. I was even felt up in a bank once. While this may seem like a young guy's dream I remember getting pissed off about it. Extremely violating.

I'm not saying your lighthearted ass slap was as bad as full on groping but it is kinda sleazy.
 

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Yeah well, I was drunk as hell and just not giving a fvck about anything or anyone in the whole wide world. I could've done far worse things, lol. Funny thing is I really snapped out of that attitude when she confronted me. The power of women... :)
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Die Hard said:
Yeah well, I was drunk as hell and just not giving a fvck about anything or anyone in the whole wide world.
Whether or not groping some random chick's ass is a major sign of disrespect [which it is] -- maybe ^^^ is the bigger thing to be thinking about.
 

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I get a lot of azz slappin' and butt pinching from hot women and it makes me feel sooooo....cheap and dirty.

I need her to buy me at least a decent dinner and then some slow dancing to get a mood happening...THEN she can slap me.

:up:
 

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.....what country are you from?

i've hear of some places in europe where this is a little more common then in Cand/US.
 

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spider_007 said:
.....what country are you from?

i've hear of some places in europe where this is a little more common then in Cand/US.
I'm from Australia. Check your atlas. It's that BIG Island in the Sth Pacific just above Antarctica.

OH and yeh, women down here are gropers.(Not the fish type) .
I have a wingman, and we take turnabout at keeping the chicks off each other. Damn horny b!tches can get tedious when we go out for a quiet drink and a chat..

:crackup:
 

Peace and Quiet

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Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

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And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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jophil28 said:
I'm from Australia. Check your atlas. It's that BIG Island in the Sth Pacific just above Antarctica.

OH and yeh, women down here are gropers.(Not the fish type) .
I have a wingman, and we take turnabout at keeping the chicks off each other. Damn horny b!tches can get tedious when we go out for a quiet drink and a chat..

:crackup:
Wasn't asking you there-bud, so tune down the sarcasam.
 

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I wouldn't slap a girl's ass until she responds to you/engages you in SOME way. You don't go after a girl's ass after she ignores/doesn't respond to you. You may as well just be going to a supermarket and smacking girls in the ass. This kind of stuff is why you see girls on dating websites who are "tired of the bar scene".

Live and learn, I guess. There have been some times back in my drunk days where I've groped girls in a crowd. Now I can actually GET women.
 

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There are only a few rare scenarios where you can get away with ass slapping random girls:

1. Official ASAA Ass slapping competitions
2. Japanese game shows
3. Drive bys
4. Delivering babies
5. Blindfold parties
6. Filming porn
7. Jumping from a burning airplane without a parachute
8. Somebody else's blowup doll
 

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This reminds me of a time a girl got mad at me for grabbing her ass. Only problem is she grabbed mine first and I specifically told her I'd get her back. The nerve on that one.
 

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Die Hard said:
Hey men,

Just curious to your opinions about this.

I was in the club, it was crowded, two girls were making their way through the crowd. As the first one tried to pass me, I looked at her like I was very scared and jokingly told her: "You're not gonna push me aside, are you?"

She didn't really respond, so I just slapped her ass, lol. Then she stoppped and turned around, saying: "That's not a reason to touch my ass, is it?" She looked real angry... I could see on her face that she really felt like I had sexually harassed her or something and she thought of me as a sleazy dirtbag. It actually made me feel like a sleazy dirtbag...

Should I feel like a sleazy dirtbag? Would you?

How was she dressed?
 

Peace and Quiet

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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