3 weeks ago i tried picking up this HB singer (professional attention wh0re) in the food court section of a health food supermarket. i went up to her and asked if the food was any good. it went on a while and she asked me to sit down (big mistake should have left then) i made her laugh and she said i should be in stand up comedy but then i got friendzoned when she started to go on and on about some internet convo she had the night before about some kid pretending to be a dj/producer.. she kept going on and on about it even when i changed subjects she kept going on about it. i said at one point 'you're probably too much of a good girl for me anyway' (i knew full well she isn't) when i went for the number she said 'i'll give you my number but only for friendship' there was hesitation from both sides and i go 'ok, but do you have a bf or something?' she goes 'no im just concentrating on myself right now' basically i made a joke that our meeting that night would help inspire her to write a hit song then i left. i didn't bother contacting her cos she friendzoned me and i had 2 other numbers that day.
after this past weekends situation in my other thread i just text her yesterday out of the blue for not particular reason other than attention wh0ring myself i guess.
me: hey there HB, did our meeting in the health food supermarket inspire you to write a hit record that night? haha. my muse abilities transcend more than just music. Big Weezy.
(24 hours later)
her: Hey hey! ... No dont give up the day job to become a muse! it can be a thankless job anyway![Wink ;) ;)](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
i was considering replying with: 'im sure u can thank me in due course.. then again we established you're probably too much of a good girl for me anyway!
what sets u apart from the other pretty singers in town?'
then again i'm perfectly prepared to send nothing at all and just leaving it cos she friendzoned me when we met, and we both know theres no way to get out of it so is there much point in me continuing this?
after this past weekends situation in my other thread i just text her yesterday out of the blue for not particular reason other than attention wh0ring myself i guess.
me: hey there HB, did our meeting in the health food supermarket inspire you to write a hit record that night? haha. my muse abilities transcend more than just music. Big Weezy.
(24 hours later)
her: Hey hey! ... No dont give up the day job to become a muse! it can be a thankless job anyway
i was considering replying with: 'im sure u can thank me in due course.. then again we established you're probably too much of a good girl for me anyway!
then again i'm perfectly prepared to send nothing at all and just leaving it cos she friendzoned me when we met, and we both know theres no way to get out of it so is there much point in me continuing this?