shooting lots of ***... with the consistancy of water? wtf?

[Enjin 7]

lately, every time I wack it, I have been shooting lots and lots of ***. like I used to ejaculate normally... and now it SHOOTS... like FAR AND HARD lol. like over my head? It shoots like 7 or 8 times before it stops. the *** has lost its normal thick white consistancy and is now pretty much water like. what the ****?

why has this been happening? lol

 

[Phoenix_of_the_ashes]

Is it yellow?

 

[Enjin 7]

nope. it looks like water.

 

[Dean]

Over-masturbation, over-ejaculation, vasectomy, diabetes, and medication/streets drugs can kill the liver, adrenal and testicular functions associated with production of neurochemicals for acetylcholine and dopamine, and the conversion of cholesterol-hormones (hGH, DHEA, androstenedione, testosterone, and estrogen), resulting in prostate dysfunction and low or no seminal production (the typical result of a flooding of prolactin from your piutary glands!). Your ejaculation fluid becomes very watery, like the female ejaculation fluid ( a non-viscous, crystal clear fluid!). This is because your prostate and/or seminal vesicles produce no semen and your seminal vesicles becomes the female Paraurethral (Skene's) glands. Normally, semen consists of about 40-50% prostate's milky, slightly acid fluid containing citrate, enzymes, ProstaGlandins (more E-1 and E-3, but less E-2 or its Hydroxylased), neuro-chemicals, Minerals (about 5-6 mg Ca, 1-2 mg Mg, 1-2 mg Zn), and steroid/androgen hormones, and about 60-40% seminal vesicles' yellowish, viscous, highly-alkaline fluid fructose sugar, ascorbic acid, a coagulating enzyme and ProtaGlandins (less E-1, but more E-2). A thick, milky white ejaculation fluid (with a lightly yellowish color) is considered as a normal semen fluid. The yellowish color of the ejaculation fluid is an indicator of the mixture ratio of the seminal vesicles' secretion to the prostate secretion.

 

[Macgyver]

It's a sign of testicular cancer, go to a gay male doctor, he'll help you find out your problem.

 

[Enjin 7]

I'm going to say overmasturbation/overejaculation is the problem lolololol YESSSSSS!!!!!!!

I'll just chill out for a few days and see if that fixes it. thanks for that... did you find that somewhere or just type that? haha

 

[Dean]

I'm going to say overmasturbation/overejaculation is the problem lolololol YESSSSSS!!!!!!!

I'll just chill out for a few days and see if that fixes it. thanks for that... did you find that somewhere or just type that? haha

take more than a few days to fix this problem m8, could be talking months if at all,from what ive read its no laughing matter at all.

 

[Enjin 7]

I don't see how 2 times a day (4 times one day) and a few intermittant *******s for a week could be OVERejaculation tho. been a stressful weak you know I would say the first week of marriage I would do it like 4 times a day...

btw thanks for the pm yo.

p.s. the site from which that info was sourced... I find it hard to believe anything which has a sponsor. that site is trying to sell a product. I'll look deeper into it tho.

 

[Enjin 7]

ok. after doing research, you can't masturbate too much. well you can, but the effects of that are friction burns if you dont use lube.

maybe I'm just morphing into a woman that squirts.. thats a lot better.

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

ok. after doing research, you can't masturbate too much. well you can, but the effects of that are friction burns if you dont use lube.

maybe I'm just morphing into a woman that squirts.. thats a lot better.

...not really u won't be albe to have kids cuz of low sperm count and eventually you'll have PE and maybe go limp all together. :wave:

 

[Enjin 7]

I skipped a day and today the typical milky guys came out yay! I like how you guys try to scare people like me.

and anything is possible with science. especially kids with low sperm count.

 

[S1NN3R]

Two things,

A)

like FAR AND HARD lol. like over my head?

Why are you pointing it at your head?

B) The fact that you know the specifics of its consistancy, color, and what not indicates that you are shooting it in a manner that allows for detailed study, and not shooting it into a girl's mouth, where it belongs. That right there is your problem.

 

[Dean]

I skipped a day and today the typical milky guys came out yay! I like how you guys try to scare people like me.

and anything is possible with science. especially kids with low sperm count.

who the ****s trying to scare you?
the people who used there own time to reseach in order to try and help you?
the facst are clear,think your self lucky.

 

[Enjin 7]

I'm just a paranoid bipolar bastard. sorry

 

[KarmaSutra]

I had a problem where I was shooting blanks. It was cured when I told my buddies my quandry. Weird situation.

 

[penkitten]

would you like to consider another theory?

sometimes jizz is really thick and sometimes jizz is really runny. it seems to me in my experiences with jizz , that the thicker it is , the older it is. the runnier it is , the fresher it is.

every time a male gets aroused, he makes jizz. some guys dont release their jizz as often as other guys. if they save it up, it is thicker and doesnt shoot as far and has a bitter taste that females complain about all the time.
however, when it is released at least once a day, then the fresher jizz is runnier and shoots far back into a females throat where it is easier to swallow and has a sweeter taste to it.

however i have only been swallowing jizz for about 13 years , and i dont think any of you have ever been really paying that much attention to your jizz.


hope my funny theory has enlightened your night.

 

[Taviii]

Oh penkitten! that makes me wanna puke...

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

would you like to consider another theory?

sometimes jizz is really thick and sometimes jizz is really runny. it seems to me in my experiences with jizz , that the thicker it is , the older it is. the runnier it is , the fresher it is.

every time a male gets aroused, he makes jizz. some guys dont release their jizz as often as other guys. if they save it up, it is thicker and doesnt shoot as far and has a bitter taste that females complain about all the time.
however, when it is released at least once a day, then the fresher jizz is runnier and shoots far back into a females throat where it is easier to swallow and has a sweeter taste to it.

however i have only been swallowing jizz for about 13 years , and i dont think any of you have ever been really paying that much attention to your jizz.


hope my funny theory has enlightened your night.

Uhh so... are u gay? swallowing jizz WTF!? ur own jizz?

 

[[S]alvatore]

Actually, penkitten is female. Get your facts straight before you assume things.

 

[KarmaSutra]

Uhh so... are u gay? swallowing jizz WTF!? ur own jizz?

Fvcknutt. She is Gio's woman.

You tool . . . and you emulate Peter North? He's a homo. truly.