She Quweefs

[Allstar69]

Man o Man,

I started dating this girl from my college class, and she is really cute. Prob is we had sex two nights ago, and as we switched positions from missionary to doggy style her vagina let out a 4 second long fart. I was appaled, i laughed, shrugged it off, and finished pumping because my sex drive beat out my flattery towards her. However when all was done i became utterly disgusted. Once i came i wanted nothing to do with her. Please tell me, do you guys think im over reacting.

 

[Oscar Wilde]

Originally posted by Allstar69
Man o Man,

I started dating this girl from my college class, and she is really cute. Prob is we had sex two nights ago, and as we switched positions from missionary to doggy style her vagina let out a 4 second long fart. I was appaled, i laughed, shrugged it off, and finished pumping because my sex drive beat out my flattery towards her. However when all was done i became utterly disgusted. Once i came i wanted nothing to do with her. Please tell me, do you guys think im over reacting.

Man, you dont wanna get into this discussion...

Too late.

The reason for fanny farts is that you didn't fill her properly. I'll leave you figure out what that means about size

 

[jakethasnake]

LOL


Jesus. LOL. Of course you're overreacting. YOU'RE the one that's causing it anyway, by shoving pockets of air down her tube with your dikk. The air has no way to go, so it expells itself the way it came down. It's natural. Chill out, or get a blow up doll that doens't queefe for a girlfriend.

 

[TesuqueRed]

There was an old jazz song (by one of the greats) that had a line "...listen to it talk to ya!..." Can't remember the song, but it was clear what she meant.

It's natural, you're overreacting. Remember, you're pumping, right? What'd you expect?

 

[( . )( . )]

woahh yeah maybe it can be a tiny bit embarrasing for HER
but surely you would of seen this type of thing before if youve banged that many chicks

Originally posted by Allstar69
i have counted 51 women i had sex with using this technique. Taking in mind i am 22 years old and not amazingly good looking.

not trying to take the piss i think its great you like sex with a variety of chicks, but cmon mate the body is a tricky thing and there is always a few funny little sounds during sex, no need to go as far as being "disgusted" by it, it really shouldnt be that big of a deal.

 

[The Irish Tongue]

You said it yourself, its natural. If you have real chemistry with this girl you guys should be able to laugh about it and then get back to business.

Yes, WAY overreacting.

 

[TesuqueRed]

Just wait till you hear that sloshing sound!!!



ewwwww!

oh yeah!

 

[gr8one]

omg @ SLOSHING SOUND...lmao



Anyway, Dude it's no big deal. It was probably your first experience with a queaf...etc..

How old are you anyway????