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STR8UP

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Ok here's mine.

I was probably 10-12 years old.

My dad was friends with the father of a kid I went to school with. My whole family went out to visit them one day. We roll up to the house, and there in the front yard is a fukking LION chained to a stake!

This is in the country, on a farm, in the middle of Missouri.

This wasn't a full grown lion, but it wasn't a cute cuddly lion cub either. He was just starting to grow his mane, so that gives you an idea of how big he might be.

So were out in the yard playing, and they UNCHAIN this lion.

How many kids have been chased around the front yard of a farmhouse by a LION? Not too many, I'm sure.

His name was Ziggy. I remember that he was declawed, but he still had some big ass teeth! I remember him playing with us and he was chasing my youngest sister who must have been about 5 at the time. He swatted at her and knocked her down and ripped a hole in her jacket, even though he didn't have claws.

I also remember them talking about how the wife was pissed cause they let him in the house a couple of times and his tail knocked over a bunch of her crystal.

True story.

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Nighthawk

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Unbelievably, a similar thing happened to me. I was about 12, some friends and I were exploring some woods that backed onto out house, this is in Kent, England. At the top was a fence, and inside was a lion.

The guy that owned the grounds was a drug dealer or something. A few years later I heard someone poisoned it. Bizarre.
 

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I took a flight back from Vegas because I won big and on the guy I was sitting next to was apparently a doctor who I would see the following Tuesday at a clinic. He was like, "Did my wife give you my card?" I was thinking "What the hell is this guy talking about?" Then it clicked. He wasn't a lion, but it was bizarre. Small world.
 

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SickAgain said:
I took a flight back from Vegas because I won big and on the guy I was sitting next to was apparently a doctor who I would see the following Tuesday at a clinic. He was like, "Did my wife give you my card?" I was thinking "What the hell is this guy talking about?" Then it clicked. He wasn't a lion, but it was bizarre. Small world.
the doctor wasnt a lion? are you high?? :p
 

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