Sh*t, Valentine's Day AGAIN...Should I dump her?

[WORKEROUTER]

Once again I have to deal with V-Day.

I'm dating this one girl (who considers us to be gf-bf, although I am actively pursuing a couple other women), and I know she's expecting something for V-Day.

I'm the worst when it comes to gifts. I barely get my little bro and sis a gift.

Anyway, I need some good ideas for gifts that are not too expensive but not generic and lame (like a box of chocolates). I was thinking a trip to the local spa (where we could get a private hottub) and a bottle of wine (she likes wine a lot).

Any other ideas?

 

[ethnomethodologist]

lol, whats that, subliminally advertising your desires?

*drum beating slowly in the backgroud*
"dump her, dump her, dump her"

*I hear the screams of the nice guy*
"buy her flowers, buy her comfort, buy her gifts"

*The jerks in the background persist*
"dump her, dump her, dump her"

I hope you know what notion I have of you, it's being implied.

 

[bbestar]

why don't you cut down a tree and make wood


a wooden hart

 

[BlahBlah]

Buy her a large bouquet of red and white roses delivered to wherever she works/goes to school/spends her time on Valentine's Day with a note reading "I'm breaking up with you."

 

[comic_relief]

I'm making my own jewelry for my girlfriend.

A rawhide necklace with a see through quartz crystal that I mined myself for the jewel. It's going to look sweet or I will use a gold chain that I got with the quartz crystal.

I am buying her one stuffed animal that has specific signifigance to us (inside joke).

all the rest I am making instead of buying

 

[WORKEROUTER]

My school newspaper is advertising "valentines" ads for your sweethart in the classified section.

I'm going to get one for her telling her it's over. What better way than in a classified ad.

 

[BlahBlah]

Originally posted by WORKEROUTER
My school newspaper is advertising "valentines" ads for your sweethart in the classified section.

I'm going to get one for her telling her it's over. What better way than in a classified ad.

You, sir, just got my approval.

 

[Warlord]

Aside from the ****s that are trying to make this hilarious as possible. Just do your normal thing on valentines.. treat it like another date. And then a couple days or a week later, dump her.

When you dump someone you gotta be a gentleman to the finish.

 

[WORKEROUTER]

Originally posted by Warlord
Aside from the ****s that are trying to make this hilarious as possible. Just do your normal thing on valentines.. treat it like another date. And then a couple days or a week later, dump her.

When you dump someone you gotta be a gentleman to the finish.

Man you completely missed the point. I was suggesting dumping her BECAUSE of valentines day (well, at least partially...then getting back together on the 15th.).

Why would I dump her if there was plenty more time to bang her without having to spend money?

 

[Mez]

DUMP HER!

Just get rid of her, she's taking up too much of your time anyway.

 

[Tomatoes]

A really good valentines gift is to buy a load of rose or tulip petals. (They are very cheap as they are deemed useless) Spread them all over your bed. Take her out for a romantic (whatever, dinner in my case). Give her a single rose then take her back to yours. She will love the roses on the bed idea. I would only do that in a serious LTR which im not in so I will just go shag some single girls and buy no gifts....

 

[Desdinova]

Go to the local junk shop and buy her the following:

A betamax copy of "Back To The Future"
A couple of scratched LPs of Perry Como
A Neon Shirt that says "Class of 1989"
A framed picture of Rick Astley

All that should cost you a total of $5.00.

 

[Warlord]

Originally posted by WORKEROUTER
Man you completely missed the point. I was suggesting dumping her BECAUSE of valentines day (well, at least partially...then getting back together on the 15th.).

Why would I dump her if there was plenty more time to bang her without having to spend money?

I might be missing the point here, because I'm wondering "What the **** are you planning to do"

 

[dirtyvibe]

dress up full costume, including your shirt off, as cupid and take her arround town

 

[WORKEROUTER]

Shiftkey presented the excellent idea of taking a photo, signing it, framing it, and giving it to her.

What better gift than a signed picture autograph of myself, who she of course knows is the greatest man in the world.

 

[dipset_mafia]

hahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahaha :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

i didn't read anything but the title of thread...

 

[abcd_z]

Probably not what you were asking about, but too funny not to point out. http://robandelliot.cycomics.com/archive.php?id=179 :crackup:

 

[TxCowboy]

Originally posted by WORKEROUTER
I'm dating this one girl (who considers us to be gf-bf, although I am actively pursuing a couple other women), [/B]

WTF ?!

You need to get your sh1t strait ... if she's your g/f, learn to appreciate her and not cheat (get some kinky and cheap lingerie); however, keep your eyes open for other possibilities if she's another worthless h0

if she's not a g/f, then, I woulndt bother giving her sh1t .... put her on the back burner for the day and use her as a booty call while your out sarging ...

Word ...

 

[Sexual]

Oooo..... lingerie..... thanks for the idea. I've never bought that before, this is gonna be sweet. I always wanted my girl to wear slutty shyt.