runnin from the popo

[dice]

heres a good one, walk through life like your escaping the police. I've used this many times, usually because I really am. It's a great conversation starter when u see a girl and she asks you what your looking behind your back at and creates instant attraction if you know how to play the bad boy role right.

 

[LuckyDevil6]

Agreed.. no one likes the guys going to prision.. besides big mike :kick:

 

[Microphone Fiend]

lmao...lets go field test this and see what we get

 

[Skullcrusher]

I tell the girl straight up that I'm fugitive and I'm running from the law cause I'm a pedophile. That gets their panties all wet.

 

[Unregistered]

I wear a tracking device on my left ankle and tell women that I'm required to inform them of my registered sex offender status.

Also, I stay up all night so my eyes are all bloodshot and baggy. Sometimes I randomly pull out a pistol and fire a shot into a telephone pole.

You can BET I'm soakin' some panties!!!

 

[spider_007]

:crackup:

 

[rapsta]

Originally posted by Unregistered
Sometimes I randomly pull out a pistol and fire a shot into a telephone pole.

You can BET I'm soakin' some panties!!!

hahhaahaha