Originally posted by AverageFC
And dont let people ejaculate on your sh1t.
Er...yeah...I second that notion, regardless of the situation.
Let's see - Party in the dorms...Okay:
1) Unless you're on a "wet" campus (i.e. one that allows drinking on campus), keep the volume down. This is obvious.
2) As white cloud said, the best combination for drinking is women. Sausage fest is a No-No.
3) If you have a big enough dorm - which I assume you do because you're throwing a party - you'll need some drinking games to play. Keeping #1 in tact, something like Caps, Fvck the Dealer, Battleship, or Beer Dice should be fun.
4) Music. Again, keeping #1 in tact, you'll need some decent tunes to play. This should also be obvious.
5) Failing #2, having Xbox Live or something will keep a lot of dudes happy.
6) As belividere said, keep some trash cans and stuff lying around. Rum is delcious, but your stomach may disagree.
7) This one is somewhat important...Since there's probably some people that will disagree with the part of #6 that said rum tastes good, you'll probably want to get some sodas for mixes and chasers. I recommend something cola-flavoured. Going with this, make sure you have an appropriate number of shot glasses and cups and such around.
8) If you've got some cool black lights or lava lamps or some stuff of that nature, use them.
9) Very important - The person who's room it is needs to remain in charge and in control. If people start getting o.c. on you, it may be wise to throw them in a "time out" or simply out of the room itself.
10) Have fun.