RLE: Texting

TheException

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GF: So I know you have that project to work on early tomorrow morning, so does that mean you're not going out tonight?

TheException: Yup....you going out?

GF: Yaaa. Just started pregaming

GF:And by the way....you have a really hott girlfriend *sends pic of outfit*

TheException: k (sent before I received picture message)

GF: Are you mad?

TheException: Absolutely furious....just beside myself

GF: hahaha you jerk, its just when someone says "k" they usually are p1ssed off.

TheException: k

GF: you a$$ looool. I really wish you would come out with me :(

TheException: I know. Dont think of me too much. Have fun.

GF: Babe, I GUARANTEE ill be thinking about you all night.

End of conversation as TheException passes out into a deep sleep. He awakes in the morning to several text messages from his girlfriend throughout the night before about "How much she misses him" and "how she wishes she was laying in bed with him"....without hesitation.....he smiles to himself, and gets out of bed to start on his project.
 

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Jodie ****ed your girl and now she feels remorse so she's texting you this ****.
 

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LandingWood said:
Jodie ****ed your girl and now she feels remorse so she's texting you this ****.
Lol. I bet TheException really wouldn't give a fvck though. He's just living his life with his girl as an accessory..as it should be.

Your text game is kinda weak though bro. Real men never use question marks :crackup:
 

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TheException said:
GF: So I know you have that project to work on early tomorrow morning, so does that mean you're not going out tonight?

TheException: Yup....you going out?

GF: Yaaa. Just started pregaming

GF:And by the way....you have a really hott girlfriend *sends pic of outfit*

TheException: k (sent before I received picture message)

GF: Are you mad?

TheException: Absolutely furious....just beside myself

GF: hahaha you jerk, its just when someone says "k" they usually are p1ssed off.

TheException: k

GF: you a$$ looool. I really wish you would come out with me :(

TheException: I know. Dont think of me too much. Have fun.

GF: Babe, I GUARANTEE ill be thinking about you all night.

End of conversation as TheException passes out into a deep sleep. He awakes in the morning to several text messages from his girlfriend throughout the night before about "How much she misses him" and "how she wishes she was laying in bed with him"....without hesitation.....he smiles to himself, and gets out of bed to start on his project.
A good example of the DJ mindset.

Bottom line -- don't give a FVCK !!!
 

It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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BraddH said:
Lol some people are really funny in this site. Like really,

Judge nismo would probably be something like that, landingwood,

Case closed.
lmfao
 

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Lol "username" - someone would have to stir the pot. :crackup:
 

Pimp-sicle

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user name said:
All her texts were sent whilst in bed with another dude.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=209780

Yes, because one skank that you read about on Sosuave equals every girl out there (sarcasm offff)

This is just one example of why this board has eroded to utter horse shiat over the past few years.

You have KJ's reading & BELIEVING everything, then parroting this advice as the absolute truth, well because……they read it once or twice on Sosuave, so IT MUST BE TRUE 100% of the time.

Its actually sad.


Get out in the field, get some real world experience, make mistakes, learn from them & most importantly take EVERYTHING you read here with a grain of salt, otherwise you will end up a bitter, jaded, game aware, but lack of game weirdo.


Nicely done Exception.











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This text exchange isn't bad.

The simple fact you let your girl "go out without you" is a big step compared to some people who are afraid of their own shadow. Probably could have used some better responses but the overall message tone was indiferrence. The confidence bleeds from this one!
 

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Pimp-sicle said:
Yes, because one skank that you read about on Sosuave equals every girl out there (sarcasm offff)

This is just one example of why this board has eroded to utter horse shiat over the past few years.

You have KJ's reading & BELIEVING everything, then parroting this advice as the absolute truth, well because……they read it once or twice on Sosuave, so IT MUST BE TRUE 100% of the time.

Its actually sad.


Get out in the field, get some real world experience, make mistakes, learn from them & most importantly take EVERYTHING you read here with a grain of salt, otherwise you will end up a bitter, jaded, game aware, but lack of game weirdo.


Nicely done Exception.











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Plus rep for this. Just because one skank will violate her relationship doesn't mean they all will. Black and white thinking is bs and not how life works.

I don't get this convo though? I'd act the same because I wouldn't care if my girlfriend went out without me... Erm was that the point of this?
 

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JohnChops said:
I don't get this convo though? I'd act the same because I wouldn't care if my girlfriend went out without me... Erm was that the point of this?
Yes. :up:
 

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Talk about unreactive...

Nice to know you got her pawing at your dangling pole.
 

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Pimp-sicle said:
Yes, because one skank that you read about on Sosuave equals every girl out there (sarcasm offff)

This is just one example of why this board has eroded to utter horse shiat over the past few years.

You have KJ's reading & BELIEVING everything, then parroting this advice as the absolute truth, well because……they read it once or twice on Sosuave, so IT MUST BE TRUE 100% of the time.

Its actually sad.


Get out in the field, get some real world experience, make mistakes, learn from them & most importantly take EVERYTHING you read here with a grain of salt, otherwise you will end up a bitter, jaded, game aware, but lack of game weirdo.


Nicely done Exception.











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Lol. So now all girls aren't to be tarred with the same brush, right? because it doesn't suit you.

I was actually taking the p1ss because if some newbie had come and posted this asking for advice this is the 'advice' he probably would have got. Either you're lacking in the sense of humour department or I just touched a nerve.

the double standards on this forum are mind-boggling. :crackup:
 
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Danger said:
Great job Exception. This is the attitude to have.







^^^^

Black and white thinking will not help you grow.
are you familiar with irony?

some of you guys here take yourselves way too seriously...
 

At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Loved this whole text exchange. The below part is my favorite....the "are you mad?" text....needs to be handled with care. Most guys would give some type of defensive response. She was actually hoping you would be mad. Nothing gives a girl the green light to go out and lose her inhibitions more than a guy at home thinking about her and waiting for her return. Instead, she's out....and thinking about him.

Take notes young DJ's. This is how you handle this type of situation.

TheException said:
GF: Are you mad?

TheException: Absolutely furious....just beside myself

GF: hahaha you jerk, its just when someone says "k" they usually are p1ssed off.

TheException: k
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Pimp-sicle

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I don't belong here.

I wouldn't say you don't belong here.

But it seems like that you aren't open to learning & become better overall & with woman from the tone of your posts.

Maybe I'm wrong, but the overall attitude of this board is heavily influenced by the quality (or lack there of) in replies to people's posts.









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