EpsilonArmati
Senior Don Juan
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The Red Zone Girls
Examples of girls who are not good ideas to DJ, on a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being "easy as pie, and twice the fun", while 10 being "crucifixion would have been more fun than this."
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The Needy: Needs you to be available 24/7/365. Calls you constantly. Like a leech, but even harder to remove.
Risk Level- 6/10
Explanation- You have a life to live. You don't need to bother with girls who want to absorb you into her twisted little universe. Dump her gently, but firmly and immediately. The discontination of any and all communication is usually a necessary step.
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The Psychotic: A level above Ms. Needy. She expects you to be exclusive after giving you her home, cell, work, pager, fax number, address, bra size, and number of children she wants. In the first five minutes. Mood swings and violent outbreaks common. A rare but dangerous breed of ultra*****es.
Risk Level- 10/10
Explanation- Usually traumatized and neglected as a child, or was a victim of some brutality in her previous relationships. Or both. She will hunt you down and tear you apart (literally). Avoid at all costs, and do not give her any ideas that you have the slightest interest in her.
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The Traumatized: Filled with self-pity over a traumatic event. Time in grievance can vary greatly, and some never get over the experience. You can obviously tell if a girl is one of The Traumatized by what she talks about. If she tells you about her dad's funeral or her boyfriend slapping her up as the answer to "what'd you do this weekend?", that's pretty much a given.
Risk Level- 3-8/10
Explanation- The Traumatized can in turn transform into a Needy or even a Psychotic from this experience. Her self-confidence level is nil. She doesn't seem to take care of her own body. What makes you think she'll take care of yours? Of course, experiences may vary by quite a lot, and thus use your best judgement in regards to taking one of these on: you may be either wasting your time, or the girl might jump out of this category in a week and give you the best **** ever.
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The Jerkette: Controlling but in a different sense than The Needy; she doesn't want to control your life because she doesn't want to loose you. She wants to control your life because it gives her a perverse high, a sense of power and domination. Possibly traumatized and calloused to the feelings of others. Rude and insulting, and often desensitized to others' suffering. Always one to win an argument; even if there was none she'd make one up.
Risk Level- 7/10
Explanation- Jerkettes are more intelligent than Psychotics. They can focus their fury into a cause and devastate those around them for the sheer joy of watching others suffer. They understand the rules and seek to bend them to their wills. Attracts and kills AFC's for fun like moths to a flame. If you can manage to break through her ***** shield, the rewards are incredibly high, as most Jerkettes are quite experienced in relationships. Like trying to catch a falling knife, there are no guarantees. Any plan with her is more likely to backfire and **** you up for quite awhile.
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The Chumpette: The female equivelent of a total AFC. Usually conservative, shy, and not very exciting. You can go through these dime a dozen per week, but there are risks involved as well.
Risk Level- 4/10
Explanation- Chumpettes fail to give you a challenge. They fall all over you and are prone to Bon Jovi. Unlike The Needy, however, they don't have the guts to do anything about it, so they dream more about sex than actually do it with you. Might be good as social proof, but otherwise they can only serve to dull your DJ senses.
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Conclusion: DJing carries inherent risks, but there are no rewards without risks. Girls may fall slightly into one of the above categories, multiple categories, or the perfect model for a specific category. Use your best judgement, and let this be a general guide for picking up girls and gauging the efficiency of your time spent on them. You might want to consider going for that normal 7 rather than that Psychotic 9.9.
Please feel free to add any additional categories and their respective ratings and explanations.
Examples of girls who are not good ideas to DJ, on a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being "easy as pie, and twice the fun", while 10 being "crucifixion would have been more fun than this."
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The Needy: Needs you to be available 24/7/365. Calls you constantly. Like a leech, but even harder to remove.
Risk Level- 6/10
Explanation- You have a life to live. You don't need to bother with girls who want to absorb you into her twisted little universe. Dump her gently, but firmly and immediately. The discontination of any and all communication is usually a necessary step.
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The Psychotic: A level above Ms. Needy. She expects you to be exclusive after giving you her home, cell, work, pager, fax number, address, bra size, and number of children she wants. In the first five minutes. Mood swings and violent outbreaks common. A rare but dangerous breed of ultra*****es.
Risk Level- 10/10
Explanation- Usually traumatized and neglected as a child, or was a victim of some brutality in her previous relationships. Or both. She will hunt you down and tear you apart (literally). Avoid at all costs, and do not give her any ideas that you have the slightest interest in her.
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The Traumatized: Filled with self-pity over a traumatic event. Time in grievance can vary greatly, and some never get over the experience. You can obviously tell if a girl is one of The Traumatized by what she talks about. If she tells you about her dad's funeral or her boyfriend slapping her up as the answer to "what'd you do this weekend?", that's pretty much a given.
Risk Level- 3-8/10
Explanation- The Traumatized can in turn transform into a Needy or even a Psychotic from this experience. Her self-confidence level is nil. She doesn't seem to take care of her own body. What makes you think she'll take care of yours? Of course, experiences may vary by quite a lot, and thus use your best judgement in regards to taking one of these on: you may be either wasting your time, or the girl might jump out of this category in a week and give you the best **** ever.
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The Jerkette: Controlling but in a different sense than The Needy; she doesn't want to control your life because she doesn't want to loose you. She wants to control your life because it gives her a perverse high, a sense of power and domination. Possibly traumatized and calloused to the feelings of others. Rude and insulting, and often desensitized to others' suffering. Always one to win an argument; even if there was none she'd make one up.
Risk Level- 7/10
Explanation- Jerkettes are more intelligent than Psychotics. They can focus their fury into a cause and devastate those around them for the sheer joy of watching others suffer. They understand the rules and seek to bend them to their wills. Attracts and kills AFC's for fun like moths to a flame. If you can manage to break through her ***** shield, the rewards are incredibly high, as most Jerkettes are quite experienced in relationships. Like trying to catch a falling knife, there are no guarantees. Any plan with her is more likely to backfire and **** you up for quite awhile.
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The Chumpette: The female equivelent of a total AFC. Usually conservative, shy, and not very exciting. You can go through these dime a dozen per week, but there are risks involved as well.
Risk Level- 4/10
Explanation- Chumpettes fail to give you a challenge. They fall all over you and are prone to Bon Jovi. Unlike The Needy, however, they don't have the guts to do anything about it, so they dream more about sex than actually do it with you. Might be good as social proof, but otherwise they can only serve to dull your DJ senses.
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Conclusion: DJing carries inherent risks, but there are no rewards without risks. Girls may fall slightly into one of the above categories, multiple categories, or the perfect model for a specific category. Use your best judgement, and let this be a general guide for picking up girls and gauging the efficiency of your time spent on them. You might want to consider going for that normal 7 rather than that Psychotic 9.9.
Please feel free to add any additional categories and their respective ratings and explanations.