RedKnight04
Senior Don Juan
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****y + Funny
The Fitting Dose for any “sane” woman to handle.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve tried to work on this. Its amazing. Once you get it down pat you start to notice what it does to the fly girlies. You start to notice DEEP inside that you are laughing. Suddenly the FUN of being this way comes pouring out of you!
HOWEVER, you and I know when you start to get a grip on this, an ******* mechanism pops in due to the fact you think its being a jerk. But no no no no my friend. It is taking a CHARACTERISTIC of the jerk. The funny part of the jerk. The part that makes the women want him and everything else secondary, even if she gets abused! That is why we don’t give the abuse, unless you like hitting women like tackle football, we just take the attribute that makes that woman throw her guard down and stay at the edge of her seat waiting for when your going to bust her again with all that tension!
Hopefully by now you haven’t fallen asleep from my words of wisdom. So lets roll.
Her: Sorry I’m late.
Me: Oh hey its totally cool! Its just good now that I know you’re a brat.
See that?
I said “Hey its totally cool” So she thinks for one split second I am the AFC master! That is the unpredictability playing the cool cat I unleash after! So I then call her a brat like a little girl…Why?
Because I am not a doormat. I am going to bust her ass for being late. I am not going to suck up to her after she has done something so stupid and womenese just because she is a cute chick. I didn’t call her a bi*ch or a stupid **** or anything crazy to come across as a jackass…But I called her a brat which is right at the border line of pushing it. However you must remember, THIS IS THE PART THAT HAS TO BE PLAYING! Not a jerk…Playing.
What this does is it just says something that has no meaning in our heads but all in hers! You simply tell her something SEMI-offensive and throw in some playful funny-ness and she doesn’t know whether your telling her shes a idiot for being late or if your actually joking around. Don’t you love playing mystery?
Her: Nice meeting you, Call me.
Me: No, you call me. Come on you want me and you know it.
I’m sure this one isn’t nothing new. It has been seen before I just get a GOOD response on this one. Usually even a call the next day!
Her: I like your watch.
Me: Oh, Stop running your game on me. It doesn’t work.
(This is a good one if your walking around a plaza or a mall where there are windows to see yourself together!)
Me: Can you stop?
Her: What!?
Me: Checking me out through the window silly, (then move over a little bit towards the window and act like your fixing your hair) Don’t worry though honey, all ladies fall captive to the style. (say this while JOKEingly playing with your hair through the mirror)
Now I am going to insert our friend SUPREME AFC into the mix, So you tell me what you want to be before you read on, The Non C+F BORING presence or….
Her: I love hanging out with my friends.
Non-C+F response: Oh that’s awesome, you’re a beautiful woman.
Me: Oh that’s nice. What are you and those elementary schoolers up too lately?
Her: What do you do?
Non-C+F response: (Qualifying himself) Oh…Well I graduated Harvard with a degree of straight A’s and am working as a journalist and….and…(Keeps running his mouth in an effort to please her ears the wrong way, when there needs to be some fluff talk!)
Me: I am currently studying hard for my major.
Her: What is that?
Me: I decided the best thing – the janitorial arts.
Her: Wheres your car?
Non-C+F: Oh its over here. (BORING)
Me: (Go over to the worst piece of $hit car you find in the lot and act like its yours and take out the keys) I just got it cleaned.
Her: (entering your ride)
Me: (I like to open the door for a woman while I bust her chops) Don’t break anything bratty.
Non-C+F: Anything I can get for you?
Her: I want to go to the movies.
Me: Me too…You brought your credit card right?
Non-C+F: Me too, I love the movies, In fact I love you…I love you…
$hit Tests
After the ****y and Funny you laid down so delicately. She will be trying to get onto you by mentioning silly things to get you to fall into her trap! How do you get out? Let me get a #1 super-sized with some more C+F. Bring that game, cause she can't handle it!
Her: I hate steak.
Me: Wow the 20oz porterhouse looks great! Sorry you had to be late!
Non-C+F: Oh me too…Did I mention I love you?
Her: I want to watch something else.
Me: Oh hey no problem…There should be another TV in the den.
Non-C+F: Oh Sure, Heres the remote…And here are my balls for you to keep.
Her: I hate that station.
Me: That’s bad. See that happens to be my NEW favorite station.
Non-C+F: Let me change it. What was I thinking?
Her: Why are you being a jerk?
Me: (Normally I wouldn’t of been asked this because if she was that b*itchy about herself I show her the dizzore- obviously because she wants to control me.) Because, silly, Thats the only way you can match a brat!
Non-C+F: Oh…Sorry I didn’t mean it.
Her: (Talks about any past relationship)
Me: Oh hold on for one sec…(put my head down on the table and sleep)
Non-C+F: (Talks with her on that subject. About the see friend mode in about 10..9...8...)
Her: Are you talking to other women for real?
Me: How do you know this? Have you been following me? You didn’t see me with all 30 of them did you?
Non-C+F: Oh…No…wait don’t go!
Last thing to throw in is the fact that you MUST above other things be darn Funny. Don't try to be ****y, be funny.
Or best of all, don't TRY so hard!
The Fitting Dose for any “sane” woman to handle.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve tried to work on this. Its amazing. Once you get it down pat you start to notice what it does to the fly girlies. You start to notice DEEP inside that you are laughing. Suddenly the FUN of being this way comes pouring out of you!
HOWEVER, you and I know when you start to get a grip on this, an ******* mechanism pops in due to the fact you think its being a jerk. But no no no no my friend. It is taking a CHARACTERISTIC of the jerk. The funny part of the jerk. The part that makes the women want him and everything else secondary, even if she gets abused! That is why we don’t give the abuse, unless you like hitting women like tackle football, we just take the attribute that makes that woman throw her guard down and stay at the edge of her seat waiting for when your going to bust her again with all that tension!
Hopefully by now you haven’t fallen asleep from my words of wisdom. So lets roll.
Her: Sorry I’m late.
Me: Oh hey its totally cool! Its just good now that I know you’re a brat.
See that?
I said “Hey its totally cool” So she thinks for one split second I am the AFC master! That is the unpredictability playing the cool cat I unleash after! So I then call her a brat like a little girl…Why?
Because I am not a doormat. I am going to bust her ass for being late. I am not going to suck up to her after she has done something so stupid and womenese just because she is a cute chick. I didn’t call her a bi*ch or a stupid **** or anything crazy to come across as a jackass…But I called her a brat which is right at the border line of pushing it. However you must remember, THIS IS THE PART THAT HAS TO BE PLAYING! Not a jerk…Playing.
What this does is it just says something that has no meaning in our heads but all in hers! You simply tell her something SEMI-offensive and throw in some playful funny-ness and she doesn’t know whether your telling her shes a idiot for being late or if your actually joking around. Don’t you love playing mystery?
Her: Nice meeting you, Call me.
Me: No, you call me. Come on you want me and you know it.
I’m sure this one isn’t nothing new. It has been seen before I just get a GOOD response on this one. Usually even a call the next day!
Her: I like your watch.
Me: Oh, Stop running your game on me. It doesn’t work.
(This is a good one if your walking around a plaza or a mall where there are windows to see yourself together!)
Me: Can you stop?
Her: What!?
Me: Checking me out through the window silly, (then move over a little bit towards the window and act like your fixing your hair) Don’t worry though honey, all ladies fall captive to the style. (say this while JOKEingly playing with your hair through the mirror)
Now I am going to insert our friend SUPREME AFC into the mix, So you tell me what you want to be before you read on, The Non C+F BORING presence or….
Her: I love hanging out with my friends.
Non-C+F response: Oh that’s awesome, you’re a beautiful woman.
Me: Oh that’s nice. What are you and those elementary schoolers up too lately?
Her: What do you do?
Non-C+F response: (Qualifying himself) Oh…Well I graduated Harvard with a degree of straight A’s and am working as a journalist and….and…(Keeps running his mouth in an effort to please her ears the wrong way, when there needs to be some fluff talk!)
Me: I am currently studying hard for my major.
Her: What is that?
Me: I decided the best thing – the janitorial arts.
Her: Wheres your car?
Non-C+F: Oh its over here. (BORING)
Me: (Go over to the worst piece of $hit car you find in the lot and act like its yours and take out the keys) I just got it cleaned.
Her: (entering your ride)
Me: (I like to open the door for a woman while I bust her chops) Don’t break anything bratty.
Non-C+F: Anything I can get for you?
Her: I want to go to the movies.
Me: Me too…You brought your credit card right?
Non-C+F: Me too, I love the movies, In fact I love you…I love you…
$hit Tests
After the ****y and Funny you laid down so delicately. She will be trying to get onto you by mentioning silly things to get you to fall into her trap! How do you get out? Let me get a #1 super-sized with some more C+F. Bring that game, cause she can't handle it!
Her: I hate steak.
Me: Wow the 20oz porterhouse looks great! Sorry you had to be late!
Non-C+F: Oh me too…Did I mention I love you?
Her: I want to watch something else.
Me: Oh hey no problem…There should be another TV in the den.
Non-C+F: Oh Sure, Heres the remote…And here are my balls for you to keep.
Her: I hate that station.
Me: That’s bad. See that happens to be my NEW favorite station.
Non-C+F: Let me change it. What was I thinking?
Her: Why are you being a jerk?
Me: (Normally I wouldn’t of been asked this because if she was that b*itchy about herself I show her the dizzore- obviously because she wants to control me.) Because, silly, Thats the only way you can match a brat!
Non-C+F: Oh…Sorry I didn’t mean it.
Her: (Talks about any past relationship)
Me: Oh hold on for one sec…(put my head down on the table and sleep)
Non-C+F: (Talks with her on that subject. About the see friend mode in about 10..9...8...)
Her: Are you talking to other women for real?
Me: How do you know this? Have you been following me? You didn’t see me with all 30 of them did you?
Non-C+F: Oh…No…wait don’t go!
Last thing to throw in is the fact that you MUST above other things be darn Funny. Don't try to be ****y, be funny.
Or best of all, don't TRY so hard!
