Redditors share the smoothest lines they've used

nkh78h

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One topic I occasionally come across here is what smooth lines people have used. For those who also follow Reddit, it's literally a gold mine:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2hfzha/smoothest_line_youve_used_on_a_girl
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1rwty9/whats_the_smoothest_line_youve_ever_used_on_a
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ieq18/whats_the_smoothest_pickup_line_that_you_used
http://www.reddit.com/comments/kzc9i/whats_the_cheesiest_pickup_line_youve_used_that (over 6k comments)

Sure, many of them are probably fake because Reddit users are known for joking around, but they're a pretty fun read.
 

No.Danny

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Most guys there are virgins. Just saying though.....
 

gravityeyelids

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No.Danny said:
Most guys there are virgins. Just saying though.....
Ahaha who cares? They're clever virgins at least. But seriously, there's some great stuff in there.
 

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Pretty clever. But most of them are extremely AFC. Still a good read for a good chuckle
 

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It's just way too much of a hassle to scroll through all the replies to get to just a few of the actual lines
 

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dk1990S111 said:
It's just way too much of a hassle to scroll through all the replies to get to just a few of the actual lines
Agreed. Scrolled through a few, this one was good:

This is a bit situational, but I had just shared a cab back to school with a guy and his friends. I paid the driver, and as his friends paid me back he said, "Instead of paying you back right now, how about I pay for coffee next Wednesday?"
I obviously said yes.
and this one:
When camera phones were a fairly new thing, I took a picture of one of my sister's friends and said, "Now if I had your number, that picture would come up whenever you call me."
And this, fellas, is what we call charm:

Scene - Girl (me) in a bar holding 2 beers and glancing at the door.
Guy: Are you waiting for someone?
Girl: Yeah
Guy: Is that someone me?
Girl: ... No
Props to the guy for the line, but I was waiting for my boyfriend.
And this is what we call a cheesy AFC when he thinks he's being smooth:
I was carrying 2 cases of beer up 10 flights of stairs (not being in the best shape at the time) I reached the top I looked at my girlfriend and said "my heart hasn't beat this fast since I fell in love with you"
And this one is for you guys who can't see the forest for the trees:
Her: Seriously, you're such a loser. Me: You love it. Her: I do Me: I intend to make sure that's not the last time you say those to words to me
(still a little cheesy though)

And the sterotypical "black guy" pick up line:
Do you like tapes and CDs?
'Cos I'm gonna tape my **** to your head so you can C Deez nuts
(forgot SoSuave was the only site on the internet that doesn't allow the word ****)

And the amusing yourself, knowing it's not going to work, but maybe in a blue moon line (heard this one before):
"Excuse me, m'lady, would you like me to wipe your seat for you?" Wipes face
And self depreciating humor at it's best:
Alright hen, think you've dropped something..
What?!?
Your standards. Hi, I'm ennuikills
Pretty funny stuff
 

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This isn't smooth, more a self amusing line if you get rejected.

Guy: Would you like to dance?
Her: No.
Guy: I'm sorry you must've misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants.
 
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