really cruel intentions

[wildchild]

theres a girl i know and i know she likes me but the thing is i want her to jump on me cos i have a girl friend and if i get caught - i prolly wont i can say she jumped on me ...any tips..peace

 

[Quick]

Find out what her favorite food is, and then tell her there's some of it hidden down your pants...


Are you thinking this through? If you have sex with this girl and get caught, do you really think it's going to matter if you say the girl started it? If it will help, what's to stop you from saying it anyway. You already want to cheat, why not make it a cliche and lie too?

 

[trajhenkhet]

Why be in a commited relationship if you wanted to just get laid? Date many and distinguish which one is it. I'm curious who asked who to be commited? Was the sentiment mutual?

 

[Chaos-Knight]

I like quicks idea,

lie and say she did it...

cause it doesn't matter in the end anyway.
girls are like used cars,you choose the ones you want
and there are millions more out there waiting to be driven.

and if you want her to jump you
raise her sxx IL
then tell her you have a hudge erection that
won't go away

and remember to use KINO

 

[bugsquish]

I cheated on my 4 year ex right at the start and owned up to it the next day without getting caught. In a way it cemented us (she knew I would always tell her if I did it again) and killed us (she always EXPECTED me to do it again).
No regrets.... not now I'm a DJ