(Read) "Its whats on the inside that counts" (Not what U think)

Goldenboy

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As a DJ you make it your top priority to keep your muscles lean, your stomach tight, your face smooth, your shirt pressed, and your pants clean,well im here to tell you, that old saying, "its whats on the inside that counts",should be taken and heeded as fact.While you can have all of these going for you on the outside, you have to have whats inside.....That is, what's inside your pocket....
These 4key elements to have in your pocket would be:

(1)GUM/MINTS: big red perferable,no winter fresh or juicy fruit b/c flavor dies fast, this is of course for the closing, the kiss, you want fresh breath b/c fresh breath makes for a fresh kiss....

(2)CHAPSTICK: to keep the lips soft and kissable for when you come across a cutie who realizes what you've known all along, that your the great catch....

(3)PAPER: a needed necessity to make the close and get the number, always have more than one piece of paper, i perfer index cards cut into small pieces....

(4)PEN: lastly, the pen to write down the number, and your in there....

With these in your pockets, as Trent from the swingers would say, " $Your Money$ " and always remember its whats on the inside that counts....

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"IF I WAS A CHICK ,ID FU*K ME...WOULD'NT YOU??? OH YEA!!!"~me

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Jester

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yeah dude, ive been doing all of dem cept for the chapstick for awhile now.

i think im gonna go get me some chapstick now tho.
 

The Matrix

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Nice post kid... these are definitely some of the DJ essentials... I'll holla @ you later.
 

RookieDJ

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I think numbers 3 and 4 can be amended into

3. CELLPHONE- you can get the chicks name and number on that, rather than getting pen and paper.

thats just if you have one.

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Arctic_FoX

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The good thing about having a cellphone is that when you do ask her for her number, ask her to put the number in herself. Then she can see all the other numbers you have got in your phone book and know that there is competition.

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