ok ive read quite a few posts and articles and tips. i may hav misinterpreted a few. tell me if this conversation is good? im looking to sleep with this girl. im tosh, lol means laughing out loud. a few typing errors
Victim: heya
Victim: ?
Victim: alrite kt?
Victim: mmmmf
Victim: i feel a little gross
Victim: u?
Very Amature DJ: feel a bit hung ova
Very Amature DJ: y u feel gross?
Victim: just a general urgh from the night before
Victim: how was ur thing with the producer guy ?
Very Amature DJ: was alrite
Very Amature DJ: jus lisened music and chatted
Very Amature DJ: met sum of his ms
Very Amature DJ: wat u get up babs?
Victim: went shopping
Victim: good for my health
Victim: got quite ****ered avec the girls
Victim: slept at ninas
Victim: lol and then went to waitrose for my
breakfast cos i stil had the munchies in the morning and i
got sooo many dirty looks!!
Very Amature DJ: lol
Very Amature DJ: wat u do avec la girls
Victim: no had any money so we just stayed in
Victim: got leeeeeeeeeeeaan
Victim: so u dint see emily?
Very Amature DJ: yeup
Very Amature DJ: onli hrs tho
Very Amature DJ: i had ditch her!!!!
Very Amature DJ: well not ditch her but leave
Victim: im sure you broke her heart
Very Amature DJ: nah corse not
Very Amature DJ: lol i dnt think shes that delicate
Victim: lollers
Victim: so wht are u upto today?
Very Amature DJ: ummm not much
Very Amature DJ: u?
Victim: working
Very Amature DJ: wer?
Victim: in my room
Very Amature DJ: o no pay?
Victim: no
Victim: courseworking and homeworking
Victim: long gone are the days when i have money!!
Very Amature DJ: lol
Very Amature DJ: ye i bst b doin
Very Amature DJ: v same
Victim: ive been mustering up the strength to start
for like an hour
Very Amature DJ: hows the ass goin lol
Very Amature DJ: ye same here i bin meanin do it since thurs
Victim: lol
Victim: the ass is bad
Very Amature DJ: lol aching?
Very Amature DJ: u bin doin the thrusts
Victim: no i havent actually
Victim: as im still not totally definite on how to do
them
Victim: you're not tht great at describing lol!
Very Amature DJ: lol
Very Amature DJ: ok do it now
Very Amature DJ: crab position
Victim: lol ok
Very Amature DJ: wiv u fore arms flat on the floor
Victim: but isnt the crab like when you have ur hands
flat on the floor?
Victim: and ur bodys in an arc
Victim: and ur facing upwards?
Very Amature DJ: ye but dis is ur fore arms flat
Victim: uh huh
Very Amature DJ: actually nah
Very Amature DJ: arms flat on the floor
Very Amature DJ: so ur lying down wiv u legs bent
Victim: ok so lying on the floor with legs bent
Victim: ass on or off floor?
Very Amature DJ: well das the point
Very Amature DJ: u raise ur ass up and down
Victim: oki
Very Amature DJ: lol
Victim: oh! i get it!!!
Very Amature DJ: dis is jokes
Victim: i know
Very Amature DJ: u feel it
Very Amature DJ: u feel the burn?
Victim: im not actually doing it now you fool
Victim: im feeling half dead
Very Amature DJ: lolok
Victim: i may go a run tho
Very Amature DJ: im not sure but i no dis works fro arms
Very Amature DJ: for arms#
Victim: a run*
Very Amature DJ: while u sitting down jus constantly tense ur butt
cheeks
Very Amature DJ: it works if u jus constantl yense ur arms on and
onff
Very Amature DJ: constantly tense#
Victim: o god my whole healthy thing is so buggered
Victim: i was so bad this weekend!
Victim: it was munch city
Very Amature DJ: lol
Very Amature DJ: how much u eat?
Victim: dont even go there
Victim: i dont know
Victim: i cant remember!
Victim: oh bollocks
Victim: that probably means a lot
Very Amature DJ: LOL
Very Amature DJ: ur belly still nice?
Victim: my money is gone
Victim: my belly was never nice!
Victim: but i imagine no, its not
Victim: im not daring to look tho
Very Amature DJ: lol
Very Amature DJ: u got flab on ur arms?
Very Amature DJ: like sum earthquakey **** that skakes wen u move ur
arms?
Victim: how rude
Victim: no i can be proud of my arms!
Victim: they quite tight from working in a
greengrocers
Very Amature DJ: too bad, dat reeli turns me on
Victim: shucks
Victim: hahahha yep wht a turn on
Very Amature DJ: flabby arms mmm
Victim: lol
Very Amature DJ: ill take u the gym summer and ill help u wiv ur
ass
Victim: you will
Very Amature DJ: yup
Very Amature DJ: favor lol
Very Amature DJ: i gtg nowxx
Victim: then we can go to the cafe afterwards and put
it all bak on!!!
* Very Amature DJis now Away
* Very Amature DJhas changed his/her name to Very Amature DJ{havin a bath}
Victim: oh Very Amature DJu know u wanna come with me dont try
and pass it off s a favour
Victim: as*
Victim: cya xxx
Said he's go: hey
Very Amature DJ: hey kt
Said he's go: my dads just come over to my mums and been
sick everywhere
Said he's go: thts a scene u dont see everyday!
Very Amature DJ: eurgh
Very Amature DJ: he drunk?
Said he's go: shes not very happy
Said he's go: he was
Very Amature DJ: lol
Very Amature DJ: awww i wish my dead did that
Said he's go: lol why?
Very Amature DJ: id b able say "im jus tryna b like u daddy"
Very Amature DJ: as an excuse
Said he's go: its a lot of fun for me
Said he's go: i was just running about in glee between him
puking and my mum being like 'Michael!!!''
Said he's go: heh heh heh
Said he's go: tres amusant
Very Amature DJ: lol
Very Amature DJ: ive neva thrown up
Very Amature DJ: i no its weird
Very Amature DJ: i think its coz im betta than evry else
Said he's go: i know
Said he's go: im jusrt not sick
Said he's go: i can mix dif types of drinks, weed
altogether and stil b fine
Said he's go: its super
Very Amature DJ: ye u mus b betta than evry else like me
Said he's go: oh, no doubt
Very Amature DJ: lol
Very Amature DJ: wat song is that?
Said he's go: midnight train to georgia
Very Amature DJ: ye thats it!!!
Very Amature DJ: choo choo
Said he's go: yaman im listening a tthe mo
Very Amature DJ: u lyk dat?
Very Amature DJ: gladys knight?
Said he's go: love it
Said he's go: yup
Very Amature DJ: me
Said he's go: i think we must be soulmates then
Very Amature DJ: lol mayb or mayb ur jus pretendin b myn by sayin u
lyk the same music as me
Very Amature DJ: llol
Said he's go: and maybe you're jsut a bit gay
Said he's go: i dont like the same music as u
Said he's go: just some of the better stuff u like
Very Amature DJ: lol
Said he's go: dont worry
Said he's go: i could never b soulmates with someone who
likes tomato juice
Very Amature DJ: i dnt like tomato juice
Very Amature DJ: i h it
Said he's go: really?
Very Amature DJ: ye
Said he's go: am i getting confused
Very Amature DJ: lol
Very Amature DJ: orange juice, mango juice, and carrot juice
Said he's go: ah tht was it
Said he's go: carrot juice
Very Amature DJ: lol
Very Amature DJ: well my soulmate wud obviously b gorjus, likes some
of the same songs as me, nice, easy to tlk to, nice chest
Very Amature DJ: and BIG ASS
Said he's go: dont cast aspersions on my butt
Said he's go: i cant help it!
Very Amature DJ: lol
Very Amature DJ: dnt woz if i wer squint my eyes i cud say ur ass is
cute
Very Amature DJ: jk der aint nuttin rong wiv an ass wiv no
cellulite.........
Very Amature DJ: dey r lovely
Said he's go: lol
Said he's go: why does ur soulmate need to have a nice
figure?
Very Amature DJ: dint say dat
Very Amature DJ: wud b i deal if they did tho
Said he's go: nice chest, big ass
Very Amature DJ: wud b ideal#
Said he's go: wouldnt it be absolutely spiffing to actually
find ur soulmate!
Very Amature DJ: yes spiffing
Very Amature DJ: but nothing i want find soon
Said he's go: why?
Very Amature DJ: still wud like hav fun wiv the ideals lol
Very Amature DJ: the big chested nice assed
Very Amature DJ: so i can appreciate my soulmate wen i find her
Very Amature DJ: but neways
Said he's go: sorry
Said he's go: im writing some media
Very Amature DJ: how u no all dese classics?
Said he's go: cos im well educated
Said he's go: my mother and father
Very Amature DJ: yeeeeeah
Very Amature DJ: my dad
Very Amature DJ: my mom a bit but she tries hard b young
Very Amature DJ: we do hav a bit in common dnt we
Said he's go: uh huh
Very Amature DJ: mmm
Said he's go: its all gravy baby
Very Amature DJ: uh?
Very Amature DJ: gravy lol
Said he's go: lol dw
Said he's go: yup
Very Amature DJ: ok im actualli busy
Said he's go: so dont be on here if u dont want me to tlk
to u?
Very Amature DJ: nah coz im busy u but not otha ppl
Very Amature DJ:jk
Very Amature DJ: how rude
Said he's go: my thoughts exactly
Very Amature DJ: nah im stayin on coz i no u want me , and it wud b
tite if i jus neglected u lyk dat
Said he's go: dont
Said he's go: go
Said he's go: im not staying on for you
Very Amature DJ: ok thnx takin that burden off my shoulders
Said he's go: please do not feel that u have to stay online
cos i want u to tlk to me
Said he's go: bye
Very Amature DJ: bi
was the convo good? what do i need to do?
Tunnel, ELti
Victim: heya
Victim: ?
Victim: alrite kt?
Victim: mmmmf
Victim: i feel a little gross
Victim: u?
Very Amature DJ: feel a bit hung ova
Very Amature DJ: y u feel gross?
Victim: just a general urgh from the night before
Victim: how was ur thing with the producer guy ?
Very Amature DJ: was alrite
Very Amature DJ: jus lisened music and chatted
Very Amature DJ: met sum of his ms
Very Amature DJ: wat u get up babs?
Victim: went shopping
Victim: good for my health
Victim: got quite ****ered avec the girls
Victim: slept at ninas
Victim: lol and then went to waitrose for my
breakfast cos i stil had the munchies in the morning and i
got sooo many dirty looks!!
Very Amature DJ: lol
Very Amature DJ: wat u do avec la girls
Victim: no had any money so we just stayed in
Victim: got leeeeeeeeeeeaan
Victim: so u dint see emily?
Very Amature DJ: yeup
Very Amature DJ: onli hrs tho
Very Amature DJ: i had ditch her!!!!
Very Amature DJ: well not ditch her but leave
Victim: im sure you broke her heart
Very Amature DJ: nah corse not
Very Amature DJ: lol i dnt think shes that delicate
Victim: lollers
Victim: so wht are u upto today?
Very Amature DJ: ummm not much
Very Amature DJ: u?
Victim: working
Very Amature DJ: wer?
Victim: in my room
Very Amature DJ: o no pay?
Victim: no
Victim: courseworking and homeworking
Victim: long gone are the days when i have money!!
Very Amature DJ: lol
Very Amature DJ: ye i bst b doin
Very Amature DJ: v same
Victim: ive been mustering up the strength to start
for like an hour
Very Amature DJ: hows the ass goin lol
Very Amature DJ: ye same here i bin meanin do it since thurs
Victim: lol
Victim: the ass is bad
Very Amature DJ: lol aching?
Very Amature DJ: u bin doin the thrusts
Victim: no i havent actually
Victim: as im still not totally definite on how to do
them
Victim: you're not tht great at describing lol!
Very Amature DJ: lol
Very Amature DJ: ok do it now
Very Amature DJ: crab position
Victim: lol ok
Very Amature DJ: wiv u fore arms flat on the floor
Victim: but isnt the crab like when you have ur hands
flat on the floor?
Victim: and ur bodys in an arc
Victim: and ur facing upwards?
Very Amature DJ: ye but dis is ur fore arms flat
Victim: uh huh
Very Amature DJ: actually nah
Very Amature DJ: arms flat on the floor
Very Amature DJ: so ur lying down wiv u legs bent
Victim: ok so lying on the floor with legs bent
Victim: ass on or off floor?
Very Amature DJ: well das the point
Very Amature DJ: u raise ur ass up and down
Victim: oki
Very Amature DJ: lol
Victim: oh! i get it!!!
Very Amature DJ: dis is jokes
Victim: i know
Very Amature DJ: u feel it
Very Amature DJ: u feel the burn?
Victim: im not actually doing it now you fool
Victim: im feeling half dead
Very Amature DJ: lolok
Victim: i may go a run tho
Very Amature DJ: im not sure but i no dis works fro arms
Very Amature DJ: for arms#
Victim: a run*
Very Amature DJ: while u sitting down jus constantly tense ur butt
cheeks
Very Amature DJ: it works if u jus constantl yense ur arms on and
onff
Very Amature DJ: constantly tense#
Victim: o god my whole healthy thing is so buggered
Victim: i was so bad this weekend!
Victim: it was munch city
Very Amature DJ: lol
Very Amature DJ: how much u eat?
Victim: dont even go there
Victim: i dont know
Victim: i cant remember!
Victim: oh bollocks
Victim: that probably means a lot
Very Amature DJ: LOL
Very Amature DJ: ur belly still nice?
Victim: my money is gone
Victim: my belly was never nice!
Victim: but i imagine no, its not
Victim: im not daring to look tho
Very Amature DJ: lol
Very Amature DJ: u got flab on ur arms?
Very Amature DJ: like sum earthquakey **** that skakes wen u move ur
arms?
Victim: how rude
Victim: no i can be proud of my arms!
Victim: they quite tight from working in a
greengrocers
Very Amature DJ: too bad, dat reeli turns me on
Victim: shucks
Victim: hahahha yep wht a turn on
Very Amature DJ: flabby arms mmm
Victim: lol
Very Amature DJ: ill take u the gym summer and ill help u wiv ur
ass
Victim: you will
Very Amature DJ: yup
Very Amature DJ: favor lol
Very Amature DJ: i gtg nowxx
Victim: then we can go to the cafe afterwards and put
it all bak on!!!
* Very Amature DJis now Away
* Very Amature DJhas changed his/her name to Very Amature DJ{havin a bath}
Victim: oh Very Amature DJu know u wanna come with me dont try
and pass it off s a favour
Victim: as*
Victim: cya xxx
Said he's go: hey
Very Amature DJ: hey kt
Said he's go: my dads just come over to my mums and been
sick everywhere
Said he's go: thts a scene u dont see everyday!
Very Amature DJ: eurgh
Very Amature DJ: he drunk?
Said he's go: shes not very happy
Said he's go: he was
Very Amature DJ: lol
Very Amature DJ: awww i wish my dead did that
Said he's go: lol why?
Very Amature DJ: id b able say "im jus tryna b like u daddy"
Very Amature DJ: as an excuse
Said he's go: its a lot of fun for me
Said he's go: i was just running about in glee between him
puking and my mum being like 'Michael!!!'
'Said he's go: heh heh heh
Said he's go: tres amusant
Very Amature DJ: lol
Very Amature DJ: ive neva thrown up
Very Amature DJ: i no its weird
Very Amature DJ: i think its coz im betta than evry else
Said he's go: i know
Said he's go: im jusrt not sick
Said he's go: i can mix dif types of drinks, weed
altogether and stil b fine
Said he's go: its super
Very Amature DJ: ye u mus b betta than evry else like me
Said he's go: oh, no doubt
Very Amature DJ: lol
Very Amature DJ: wat song is that?
Said he's go: midnight train to georgia
Very Amature DJ: ye thats it!!!
Very Amature DJ: choo choo
Said he's go: yaman im listening a tthe mo
Very Amature DJ: u lyk dat?
Very Amature DJ: gladys knight?
Said he's go: love it
Said he's go: yup
Very Amature DJ: me
Said he's go: i think we must be soulmates then
Very Amature DJ: lol mayb or mayb ur jus pretendin b myn by sayin u
lyk the same music as me
Very Amature DJ: llol
Said he's go: and maybe you're jsut a bit gay
Said he's go: i dont like the same music as u
Said he's go: just some of the better stuff u like
Very Amature DJ: lol
Said he's go: dont worry
Said he's go: i could never b soulmates with someone who
likes tomato juice
Very Amature DJ: i dnt like tomato juice
Very Amature DJ: i h it
Said he's go: really?
Very Amature DJ: ye
Said he's go: am i getting confused
Very Amature DJ: lol
Very Amature DJ: orange juice, mango juice, and carrot juice
Said he's go: ah tht was it
Said he's go: carrot juice
Very Amature DJ: lol
Very Amature DJ: well my soulmate wud obviously b gorjus, likes some
of the same songs as me, nice, easy to tlk to, nice chest
Very Amature DJ: and BIG ASS
Said he's go: dont cast aspersions on my butt
Said he's go: i cant help it!
Very Amature DJ: lol
Very Amature DJ: dnt woz if i wer squint my eyes i cud say ur ass is
cute
Very Amature DJ: jk der aint nuttin rong wiv an ass wiv no
cellulite.........
Very Amature DJ: dey r lovely
Said he's go: lol
Said he's go: why does ur soulmate need to have a nice
figure?
Very Amature DJ: dint say dat
Very Amature DJ: wud b i deal if they did tho
Said he's go: nice chest, big ass
Very Amature DJ: wud b ideal#
Said he's go: wouldnt it be absolutely spiffing to actually
find ur soulmate!
Very Amature DJ: yes spiffing
Very Amature DJ: but nothing i want find soon
Said he's go: why?
Very Amature DJ: still wud like hav fun wiv the ideals lol
Very Amature DJ: the big chested nice assed
Very Amature DJ: so i can appreciate my soulmate wen i find her
Very Amature DJ: but neways
Said he's go: sorry
Said he's go: im writing some media
Very Amature DJ: how u no all dese classics?
Said he's go: cos im well educated
Said he's go: my mother and father
Very Amature DJ: yeeeeeah
Very Amature DJ: my dad
Very Amature DJ: my mom a bit but she tries hard b young
Very Amature DJ: we do hav a bit in common dnt we
Said he's go: uh huh
Very Amature DJ: mmm
Said he's go: its all gravy baby
Very Amature DJ: uh?
Very Amature DJ: gravy lol
Said he's go: lol dw
Said he's go: yup
Very Amature DJ: ok im actualli busy
Said he's go: so dont be on here if u dont want me to tlk
to u?
Very Amature DJ: nah coz im busy u but not otha ppl
Very Amature DJ:
jkVery Amature DJ: how rude
Said he's go: my thoughts exactly
Very Amature DJ: nah im stayin on coz i no u want me , and it wud b
tite if i jus neglected u lyk dat
Said he's go: dont
Said he's go: go
Said he's go: im not staying on for you
Very Amature DJ: ok thnx takin that burden off my shoulders
Said he's go: please do not feel that u have to stay online
cos i want u to tlk to me
Said he's go: bye
Very Amature DJ: bi
was the convo good? what do i need to do?
Tunnel, ELti
