Rate my texting - post field texting to meet up

[TheGambino]

Ok this is going to sound weird.

I was at a beach party far way from my homeplace with 4 buddies.

This HB8 blonde chick was dancing with my buddy (who she fvcked several times in the last years but he has a gf, so shes a slut)

After a while she comes to dance with me and I grinded her with dancing very sexually and she loved it. I bailed after a good dance.

Later that night she sticks to my buddy and he leaves with her to fvck her on the beach. I was walking with them and she was flirting with me too, I felt like we could do a threesome but my buddy didnt want that so I respected his sheit.

Now I got 1 major plan, fvck her, no other potential in this for me.

Rate my texting please, I work on that.

Yes I know guys, keep it short and simple on text and get to the point. I found myself getting more dates with building comfort and texting a bit back and forth before asking for a date. So this is it. What do you guys think honestly?


Me: Hey handsome
HB: Haha heeey
Me: How are you?
HB: Quite good and you?
Me: Good
HB: Nice
Me: I forgot something with you sunday..
HB: At me?
Me: yeah
HB:What?
Me: My heart haha
HB: lol?
Me: Can I have it back or are you going to do something with it?
HB: I dont know
Her: Maybe yes, people did some things to my heart though..
Her: Normal heart (red), mine: heart (black)
Me: That's not good baby
Her: well..
Me: What are you doing?
HB: Not so much
HB: My hand is sleeping (laughing smiley)
Me: I have the same when Im chilling
HB: haha
Me: Do you work or what?
Me: I saw that you workout
Me: Thats good
HB: Im an escort
HB: laugh smileyssss
HB: No joke
HB: Im a financial advisor for loans
HB: And training, Ive been to the gym twice in the last 3 months
Me: Me too, Im looking for a new challenge, someone who can level me..
HB: hahahaa what do you mean?
Me: cant say to much..
HB: why not
HB: I can read listen and read well
Me: what do you wanna know?
HB: what you mean by that.
Me: Just like I say
Me: I look for a girl who can level with me babe
Me: Is this your escort number lol?
HB: Noo
HB: What do you mean by leveling?
Me: Youll have to find out, I don't think you can handle it if I write it down
Me: I don't want to do that to you
Me: Plus I want to know if your worth it
HB: You can describe it
HB: What do you mean if im worth it? What exactley?
Me: To do something with my heart
Me: Do you want me to decribe hahaha
Me: Be sweet and ill might give you a taste
HB: Being sweet is not my nature
Me: What is? Putting your nails in my back?
Me: What do you like then?
HB: Yes something like that
HB: With being sweet you don't accomplish nothing
HB: I don't
HB: Never
Me: Ok
Me: What do you like? Be on point.
HB: Me... A man thats sweet and that puts me on number 1 even if he gets attention from 100 girls. He has to be smart and funny
HB: Or what do you mean?
Me: Yes I mean that.
Me: I saw that glance you gave me sunday, I know its going to be fire.
HB: My glance?
HB: ****t...
Me: Only I have to see you, feel you and get to know you. Maybe Ill tell you more about that challenge.
Me: You glanced at me on a way that I liked thats why im texting you
HB: You mean with my drugged eyes?
Me: hahahaha
Me: Yes
Me: It was enough otherwise I wouldnt text
HB: okay okay and that even though I practically raped you on the dancefloor
HB: How the fvck did I look at you then?
Me: Can't say but deep and good enough that I want to see you again, maybe we can go on that challenge.
HB: I don't work like that (ASD kicking in)
HB: Maybe I looked like that but im a bit sad
Me: why do you say that about yourself?
HB: I sort of got dumped
HB: So I wasnt happy at all
Me: Okay maybe I can make you happy and make your heart red again
Me: Good idea right?
HB: Im afraid theres a lot needed for that
Me: Ok because?
HB: Its broken now
Me:Ok lets keep it positive, i am like that. Lets have a casual drink and get to know eachother and we talk more.
HB: Even that, I can't handle it right now.
Me: Ok let me know when you can.
HB: smiley face
HB: Your very direct.
Me: Yes I want to see you
HB: *City is not so big (she means we are going to see eachother probably anyways in the clubs)
Me: Im not from this city, I dont know a lot of people here (good thing because if we meet up she thinks ill keep it on the low)
HB: where do you live?
Me: *city
HB: lol talks dialect in chat
Me: Yes Ive been in this village bar, laughed so hard about the dialect
HB: haahahahaa
HB: my family lives there
Me: *being funny with dialect talk she likes it
Her: hahaha
Me: some more dialect story she laughes more

10 minutes of more entertaining funny talk with teasing and challenging her with stuff like she says ill kill you i replie you can try and go on she laughs.

No appointment or date came out of this but she replies instantly every single time added me on snapchat and whatsapp.

 

[Thorninmyside]

I hate to sound like a **** but that was painful and pointless to read. All that drivel and it went nowhere? Should have put a spoiler at the beginning.

I think you were trying to be a challenge but she wasn't buying it. It's like you're leading, but still trying to be aloof. I don't think it was working bud. Sorry. She was throwing up stop signs all over the place. She was probably bored and just wanted to chat.

 

[Reykhel]

I never understand men who want to tag along with a couple and suggest a male female male threesome.....granted some men
will share a spit roast and maybe have a beer on the woman's back, but it wouldn't really be my cup of tea personally. I'd rather not
have another naked bloke with his c0ck flapping about while I'm with a female. Each to their own, but it's suspect in my book.

Found the texting a bit weird. Going on about her heart. Wtf.

Sounded a bit full on and desperate for a chick that's not even interested you. Mental masturbation at it's finest.

You are no more than a virtual entity massaging her ego.

 

[TheGambino]

Im not a great texter I know that. Much more a enjoyer in real life. I make moves in person and not a good writer with the ladies working on that part too

 

[Atom Smasher]

No offense meant, but the texting seemed a bit creepy to me.

All that texting makes one seem common. It erodes your sharp edge. Better to keep it much shorter and I make it a point to never mention my "heart" in a text. That's the creepy part. Even if you're kidding, in her perception it's real.

 

[lizardking82]

You forgot your heart at her on Sunday? You wanna make her heart red again?

So she's practically killing time with you while it leads nowhere and you're OK with that?

 

[SmooveMooves]

The texting was bad. Obviously you know that. Since you are bad at "writing with the ladies" you should avoid jokes. That heart shít was hard to read as I did so grinding my teeth. A smart approach to use while texting when not particularly adept at wit is bluntness. I assume with the heart bit you were attempting to be fun and flirty. An analysis of a better approach.

Me: Hey handsome

This is good. Just quirky and playful enough

Me: Good
HB: Nice

Unwritten rule - Usually one word exchanges signal the end of a texting conversation. This suggests she is not that interested considering she is not even investing in the bare minimum it takes to attempt to create conversation. You usually should eject here but you can try to push on by creating a convo yourself.

Me: I forgot something with you sunday..
HB: At me?
Me: yeah
HB:What?
Me: My heart haha
HB: lol?
Me: Can I have it back or are you going to do something with it?
HB: I dont know

This is probably singlehandedly the funniest exchange I've read in a while. The joke/flirt was painfully corny and when it didn't land, you doubled down into forcing her to play along. What this tells me is that either you are really bad at texting or you're not a particular funny guy. Which is fine, but is another reason on why you should avoid humor. I'm actually suprized she continued to text you, most chicks drop out here due to the awkwardness.

A better way to start a conversation rather than this botched attempt was talking about something you both could relate, for instance the party you both attended.

'The Gambino: You were crazy at that party last week.

An ambiguous and open enough assessment that opens multiple doors for conversation.

Me: That's not good baby
Her: well..

Take a hint.

Me: What are you doing?

If you feel the need to ask this in the middle of a text converstation. DON'T and realize the conversation is probably over.

10 minutes of more entertaining funny talk with teasing and challenging her with stuff like she says ill kill you i replie you can try and go on she laughs.

Your talk was not entertaining nor funny and I guarantee you she was not laughing. It was borderline creepy.

No appointment or date came out of this but she replies instantly every single time added me on snapchat and whatsapp.

No shít. You're text messages read like those of a highschooler. You need to limit your texting until you improve, otherwise you will continue to dry much pūssy. Also, cut humor.

 

[EyeBRollin]

I promise if you stop texting you'll get laid more.

 

[Konada]

That was really painful to read, too tryhard and gay with the hearts and are you on my level ****. Cut the crap and lead like a man.

You: Hey handsome
HB: haha heyy
You: how are you doing?
HB: Good. And you?
You: Doing well. I have a craving for something sweet.. Let's get some ice cream, asap. What's your schdule looking like this week?

 

[cola]

You talk too much. Brevity is the soul of wit.

@Konada .. Perfect.