Random run of questions!

[Cloud-uk]

Hey kiddies! Just wondering if anyone can help me out witha bunch of questions I have- about very incoherent things!

1) Blackheads and spots. Does anyone know any good products that will physically lift blackheads off? As in alternatives to squeezing? I dunno why, but my skin always gets very red and gross if I squeeze. Looks far worse than before!

2) Ass Hair. I'm a hairy assed bastard, and at the moment -try not to laugh your ass off- I use hair removal cream on my ass. Problem is it gives you like...a crop circle where their is no hair, but their is hair around it. Oh and it gives u ass stubble a week or 2 after using it. Which I figure isn't dead sexy! Anyone got any better ideas? (still, keeps me warm in winter )

3) I'm going to a P party, where you go as something that starts with P. But not a prostitute, or a person. Every other guy will go as a pimp, because they have about as much imagination as a drain pipe. So far I'm going as the pope- just for the experience! Just wondering if any of you guys had any amazing ideas?

4) I've kinda got this thing...basicly I'm getting to the habbit of getting a girl on my/her bed/sofa and finding something to "beat her up" over, tickleing her, and then that leads on to kissing and so forth... but I'm just wondering if any of you guys have any other ways you like to achive the same effect in the same situation? This one works wonders for me, but a bit of variety would be nice!

5) I think I'll bleach my teeth. Anyone got any recomendations for good products?

6) Does anyone know about any laws in england that I should know about if I want to have a party? I don't live out in some field so info on laws about noise levels, underaged drinking in your house and stuff would be great- police would be something i could do without... oh and is it illegal to tie someone naked to a lamp post? if so how illegal?

I think that's about it! Any help would be great. And I'm expecting lots of very interesting suggestions for the P party one!

 

[Zelemont]

Originally posted by Cloud-uk
3) I'm going to a P party, where you go as something that starts with P. But not a prostitute, or a person. Every other guy will go as a pimp, because they have about as much imagination as a drain pipe. So far I'm going as the pope- just for the experience! Just wondering if any of you guys had any amazing ideas?

AHAHA I wish i had something like that around here. That is funny. I like the pope idea.

Well, here are a few ideas-

If you want to stick with your clergy theme, you could be a Pedophile Priest.

You could go as a Police officer, and scare the hell out of some people in the process.You could also say you are a Pig with this one.

If you can do a good job of acting like a stupid jackass, you could go as the President of the USA. Or the Prime minister.

Prince- the musician- for this one to be good you would have to wear the famous clothing with the ass cut out.

A big Pink Pvssy.

 

[Julian]

Alright

1. You can try Biore' face strips. They have them for nose,chin,cheeks,forehead. I dont recommend these unless your blackheads and **** are right near the surface and ready to come out without any trouble. I only have some on my nose thats not really noticeable, but i tried the biore'. It seems to work ok but i guess i dont have enough stuff on my nose for it to work properly because i saw nothing on the strip when i pulled it off. Never getting those again.

Your better off getting a good acne cleanser, If its mild to moderate you could try Proactiv solution. Or, Retin A Micro.

2. Im not a hairy bastard, so i cant relate. Get like some nair or something haha.

3. Go as a fukking "Pimp Pteradactyl" You can wear like the Pteradactyl suit and have some gold chains and like a pimp had with a pimp coat on a pteradactyl costume. THAT WOULD BE HILLARIOUS LOL.

4. Why do you want to change it? If its a tried and true formula for success...keep doing it.. heh. You dont have to be playful, just like watch a movie with her. You will get closer and closer and soon you can just like look at her and see it in her eyes and pull a DJ move and start making out etc etc.

5. Crest Nighteffects. Its like a paste you put on your teeth, leave on overnight and brush off in the morning. Each kit comes equipped for 14 nights. So get 2 boxes and do it for a month, your teeth will beam. I hope you dont drink excessive amount of pop or smoke. This will just negate everythign you did.

6. The lamp post joke sounds ghey enough to be illegal. You may get assault, kidnapping charges, etc. Not a good idea.
Who cares about the faggot cops, if they want to come inside your house they will need a search warrant. I live in the U.S and i have been at house parties where cops came, everyone HUSHED turned off all the lights in the house.

Well the cops stuck around for about 20 minutes then got bored and left because no one would open the door, and they cant come inside unless someone opens the door or they have a warrant. And a warrant for a party is unlikely, and thats an understatement.

Good luck playa

 

[Cloud-uk]

cheers, that helps a bunch. I still think i might go as the pope Though I could have a lot of fun as a policeman... ooo decisions decisions...

 

[AC/DC]

Originally posted by Julian
3. Go as a fukking "Pimp Pteradactyl" You can wear like the Pteradactyl suit and have some gold chains and like a pimp had with a pimp coat on a pteradactyl costume. THAT WOULD BE HILLARIOUS LOL.

HELL YEAH!

 

[Ded_Skin_Mask13]

what about Peter Piper or Peter Pan, or as a pallbearer,

 

[kevbo]

i too have had issues with all kinds of acne stuff. i've been prescribed on all kinds of ****. you could go to a dermatologist, who would do just that and prescribe you to something (i'm now on tazorac, duac, and avar, which help), but the best thing I know of is spending lots of time in the sun. that works wonders for me.

oh, and for number 4, thanks dude! i'm gonna have to do that in the very near future, seeing as how i've finally got my girlfriend comfortable enough for me to try!

 

[Cloud-uk]

lol, I found a reason for having other ways for no. 4 today- not all girls are tickleish Instead somehow I ended up on top of her, and so I got there anyway! Yeah I think the tickleing thing is soooo good for so many reasons it'd be a great thing to get the new guys here to do. Christ! its worked for me twice this week, and it was only when I came up against a girl who wasn't tickleish that I had to exercise some imagination!

heh heh, just to let you guys know, the girl who wasn't tickleish and I actually cracked up after we kissed- and we're just being friends. Simply because I prefer just talking to her about stuff! heh heh, and I just realised I just put her in the friends zone. Guess girls get put thru the same **** we do then!