Just when you thought you were a pervert, someone else beats you to the punch and shows you that you are normal after all.... You can't make this sh1t up...enjoy, for whatever's worth.
02/02/2006 at 02:31:50
I hate that the only way I value myself is if some man is on top of me.
01/31/2006 at 16:30:34
The first vibrator I used was my mother's... ew.
01/31/2006 at 00:26:47
I am a slut and I have been flaunting it. I have allowed myself to be a total tramp without any regard for my own spirit and for my own soul. Forgive me.
01/29/2006 at 20:36:00
Que ojos. You're the most beautiful man I've ever seen. I can hardly think of anything else. I'm trying to figure out how to pull myself away from you and get on with my life.
01/28/2006 at 01:51:29
I just committed infidelity.
01/27/2006 at 18:51:27
I faked every orgasm.
01/27/2006 at 18:06:15
I had a threesome once, and it sucked!
01/26/2006 at 14:11:24
I just masturbated on my roommate's bed. I could have used my own bed, but it was made up really nicely and I didn't want to mess it up. After I finished, I wiped my vibrator on her sheets. Whatever, I secretly hate her anyway.
01/26/2006 at 02:19:37
One of my best girlfriends is getting married this summer and I'm the maid of honor. He's going as my date and I really hope that at some point during the reception we can just... sneak away. I really love him and it isn't based purely on the physical but I really want to just have a nice long make-out session with him. Just once. Actually if it happened again after the first time I wouldn't stop it but i'd give almost anything to have that memory. It would be amazing.
01/25/2006 at 13:16:33
I don't know how to tell him that my biggest fantasy is for him to forcibly take me. I don't want him to think I'm weird. So I pick fights with him and try to make him mad enough to get rough with me, but he always stops himself, even when I call him a ***** and slap him and dare him to do something. He came so close to doing it last time, tho, that I can't give up now. I'm not nice.
01/25/2006 at 03:59:35
I ****in wanna love someone soo bad. But I'm too selfish. I'm too lustful. I can get any guy I wanted. But I get bored easily and lose interest. ****! I'm still a virgin and I turned down so many guys. Wut if I'll be alone and die a virgin? I don't wanna get pregnant or get an std either. Gah! I'm gonna masturebate now...
01/23/2006 at 23:38:12
The first penises I sucked were my brother and my cousin.
01/23/2006 at 23:37:24
I slept with my next door neighbors husband while I used to baby sit their baby daughter.
01/23/2006 at 16:09:39
I want his mouth and lips again... he had me in the conference room - man was he great. I just waxed the conference table and I want him to take me on it! Oh yea
01/22/2006 at 22:45:00
I lust for altar boys
01/22/2006 at 21:26:03
One day we will lay together glistening in sweat from the hottest sex you will ever remember having. I swear it.
01/22/2006 at 08:37:00
My husband and I had an arranged marriage almost 20 years ago. We have raised three children and have done very well financially. I have had many affairs and I am fairly certain that my husband is gay. I am happy with the way things are and I think he is too.
01/21/2006 at 20:07:23
I listen to you through the walls.
01/21/2006 at 14:09:19
The man I gave my phone number to and the man that I masturbated to later the same night (both of whom were paying very nice attention to me at the party much to my pleasure)are not the same guy. I gave the nice one my number, but can't quit lusting after the other one. Literally, can't stop thinking about him. Damn my nice girl status. I should just make the move on the other, not-so-nice one. He's the one that is hotter than ****. His black, curly hair, his sexy clothes, his deep voice and his constant womanizing are all so sexy. Mmmm. The fact that he paid attention to me last night will fuel my mental thoughts late at night for quite awhile.
01/21/2006 at 12:22:35
I took a shower with my boyfriend the other day for the first time in our almost 6 year relationship. I thought he was going to be disgusted at my fat unfit body. He said I was beautiful, and he washed my face, washed off the makeup and washed my body and held me and kissed me. He's so handsome, and to think that someone as good looking as him would want to be with me forever. I love him. He proposed to me and were getting married this year.
01/21/2006 at 11:56:26
I love and want him. We had a good thing going but he changed. What happened?
01/21/2006 at 10:54:09
When I see you, I ache.
01/21/2006 at 09:14:52
I dreamt about you last night. I thought I hated you, what you became. But I still dreamt about you. I still hate you. You and your damn scene girlfriend. But I still think you are a very pretty boy.
01/21/2006 at 07:36:02
How to I start to express the feelings I have for you. I've known you for close to 7 years now. You hit on me back when we where kidding around, but I turned my attention to another guy. You found a girlfriend who acted like me, but she got smart and dumped you. I wanted you then but I was married to the loser of my life. I know about your kinks and fetishes, I even remember when you asked me to be your "mistress". I didn't do it because I was afraid too. Deep down my soul wants you, needs to be with you, but now your married and I can't have you like I want. Why was I so stupid. Now your wife who's my best friend wants to try to be like me. I don't know why. We still tease each other, when she isn't looking. Your blue eyes, my god they drive me wild. And your silver flecked brown hair is so sexy I want to run my hands through it forever. Damn it man, why was I so dumb...
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I wonder if you know,---
How they live in Tokyo,
If you seen it then you mean it
Then you know you have to go.
Fast and furious! (Kitaa!) (Drift, Drift, Drift)
Fast and furious! (Kitaa!) (Drift, Drift, Drift)
01/21/2006 at 06:52:58
It's friday night. I checked my phone 3 times at work tonight, no call. I didn't even go out and party with my friends because I figured he'd be calling, that he would want me to come over. By 12am no call, I hoped for 2am to roll by because i'd rather have him degrade me with a drunken booty call then nothing. Now it's almost 4 in the morning and I'm calling it quits. I've finished a bottle of wine and I've had a bath, gotten myself all perfect for him. I guess the ol' saying goes, "who wants the cow when he's already gotten the milk". I always manage to **** these things up.
01/21/2006 at 04:29:00
I've recently been seeing this new guy... but I can't seem to forget my previous boyfriend... this new guy will never add up to my first love, sometimes I think about him still, and compare them, even when I'm around my new bf... I don't think I'll ever stop missing him.
01/21/2006 at 03:38:23
Im a girl and I have a miniature dog and for whatever reason she loves to lick everything... one night I was walking around in a t-shirt and thong and was about to make a phone call on my cel... I don't remember why I sat on the ground, but she came up to me and started licking my inner thighs and working her way up my leg... I stopped her at first... but I don't know what came over me... so I hung up the phone, pulled my thong to the side, and my dog went down on me for a good ten minutes... when she stopped, I got honey from my cabinet and put it down there so she would lick it some more... I laid down and just let her... it was weird... but she wasn't bad at all...
01/21/2006 at 02:37:39
I'm tired of crying everytime I hear a love song on the radio... they all make me think about you.
01/21/2006 at 02:12:25
Tonight as I was digging through the fridge your husband came up behind me and I backed into him to feel his familiar erection press against me. Later, as I was leaving your house, he bit my neck and groped my chest. I felt the wetness seep through my panties, I felt so awful for you because we've been doing this for years right in front of you. I can't tell if you don't know or if you know that you can't stop it.