pvssies smell bad.

[dannowillbookem]

like really. even if they taste like chicken, i think i'm gonna officially retire from eating girls out. its disgusting, a fucckin turnoff.

*shivers*

 

[chronic99uk]

like really. even if they taste like chicken, i think i'm gonna officially retire from eating girls out. its disgusting, a fucckin turnoff.

*shivers*

Ive only encountered one girl who ever made me feel sick, smelt like fish. All others have had a taste, plain in nature but different in each, that is bearable.
I enjoy it to much to care, i enjoy it more than sex sometimes.

 

[IsiMan84]

I had one that stunk up the whole room and required a good 3-4 hours of open windows, lysol and air freshener to get rid of. So glad my mouth didn't come close to that.

 

[dannowillbookem]

I had one that stunk up the whole room and required a good 3-4 hours of open windows, lysol and air freshener to get rid of. So glad my mouth didn't come close to that.

ewww. yeah i was really fuccked up at my buddy davids house and i talked to a girl at like 2 am over aim who wanted me and lived in his neighborhood. not really a model, but bearable, and i was drunk and high so i figured hey why not. we were hooking up in a house being built and i had the genius idea to do 69. christ jesus that was idiotic. it was there and i couldnt escape it and it had stubble and smelled and tasted bad.

the worst part was the next morning. i was contemplating suicide :cuss:

 

[Vulpine]

You novices. You say: "Yikes! Harsh. Uh... either you go take a shower quick or I'm going to have to pass on this dish for now."

More often than not, they get up and shower. If not, then they go without and understand the funk. If they try to get mad, you tell them: "What? Take a whiff. You gotta admit, that's pretty ripe. I'd love to do you up, but, it's tricky with scuba equipment."

 

[The Truth]

Where do you find these women?

Sounds like they might have a little STD or other health problem. Or they don't wash!

I definitely wouldnt recommend going down on a chick unless you are confident she is free of STDs. You can catch some nasty sh*t from that! Even if its just thrush that can be a nightmare!

 

[Bible_Belt]

AF refers to that region as a 'bread-maker.'

 

[chronic99uk]

Where do you find these women?

Sounds like they might have a little STD or other health problem. Or they don't wash!

I definitely wouldnt recommend going down on a chick unless you are confident she is free of STDs. You can catch some nasty sh*t from that! Even if its just thrush that can be a nightmare!

Mostly i think its lack of hygeine, them being nearly on there period, or thrush. This girl was sweet an innocent, she most certaintly didnt have an std.

 

[grr]

In my experience..

..them being nearly on there period..

..or just getting off of it, explains it 90% of the time. When it tastes like copper or smells like fish...