PuertoRican_Lover's anniversary

[AMF]

congrats

Today is your 13th week on the board.

You have posted an average of 11.1 posts every single day.

You dont leave the house do you? lol

 

[Don Ronny]

11.1 posts x 91 days = WOW! Thats over a thousand "say no to hos"!

impressive work!

 

[Reto]

Way to go PR !!!!!!

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Happy anniversary to me - over 1,000 posts in 90 days!!!!!

Thanks for the recognition boys, my goal was to reach 1,000 posts by my 90th day - I did it!! I am the ultimate ‘keyboard jockey’ on SoSuave – yippeeeeeeeee!!!

Do I get a prize? Oh yeah, that’s right I am 'The Prize", right Pook?

I've been locked up in this damn insane asylum with nothing much else to do, thank goodness for the advent of the internet in recent years - this is my only contact with the outside world! I asked my attendants if they could loosen my straight jacket enough so that I could use the keyboard, they said they would do it as long as I don't go on any porn sites. All the porn I get is from you guys and your over-active imaginations and from your posts describing your hor girlfriends!

They are going to let me out soon, they say, when they feel that my judgment is better...I hope you guys didn't take the advice of a crazy man seriously. Did you?

As you can imagine, I have very few friends and none of the female persuasion. That's one DJ rule I followed, no girls have me in the friend zone - these damn restraints!!!

I can't 'next' a girl, if a girl is never 'next' to me - these damn restraints!!!

I tried to do 'kino' on one chick in here that I like, but she was out of my grasp - these damn restraints!!! I still do ‘mental kino’ though, but it just doesn’t feel the same – or better stated, I don’t ‘feel’ at all! Hey did you get the inside joke? I’m a ‘mental’ patient giving ‘mental’ kino – hahahahah, I kill me sometimes!!

I tried to be ‘****y and funny’ with the chicks but they had the attendants gag me into silence, I couldn’t stop them – these damn restraints!!!

My strongest DJ tactic is using eye contact. As you can imagine I have this technique mastered because I can do nothing else – these damn restraints!!!

I tried to ‘kiss close’ one of the attendants, and she put a damn sedative in my mouth and I was out a few days so I couldn’t continue my ‘boot camp’ with you guys…I lost a few days of posting on SoSuave that is why it took me longer to reach the 1,000 posts mark…that was around thanksgiving!

The DJ bible techniques and strategies don’t seem to work too well with certain female audiences, at least that’s been my experience here.

Over one thousand posts in 90 days is nothing compared to what my productivity is going to be once I’m out of this straight jacket, then I will be able to type faster – these damn restraints!!!

Maybe when I get out of this loony bin, one of you guys will do me the honors and be my wingman! Don’t all rush to volunteer now – I only want true DJ’s and none of you ‘keyboard jockeys’.

My nurse is calling me, I have to get a sponge bath now – this one nurse takes 3 times longer than other nurses to rub me down and she gives me ‘eye contact’ throughout the whole bath. Is this a good sign? Do you guys think she likes me? Should I approach? What should I say? Any advice would be appreciated.

Thanks for honoring me today my fellow Don Juans, and thanks for being my only friends, and enemies, for that matter! “I LOVE YOU” guys…that is why they call me the…

PuertoRican_Lover

 

[Sex0r]

Re: Happy anniversary to me - over 1,000 posts in 90 days!!!!!

Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
Thanks for the recognition boys, my goal was to reach 1,000 posts by my 90th day - I did it!! I am the ultimate ‘keyboard jockey’ on SoSuave – yippeeeeeeeee!!!

Do I get a prize? Oh yeah, that’s right I am 'The Prize", right Pook?

I've been locked up in this damn insane asylum with nothing much else to do, thank goodness for the advent of the internet in recent years - this is my only contact with the outside world! I asked my attendants if they could loosen my straight jacket enough so that I could use the keyboard, they said they would do it as long as I don't go on any porn sites. All the porn I get is from you guys and your over-active imaginations and from your posts describing your hor girlfriends!

They are going to let me out soon, they say, when they feel that my judgment is better...I hope you guys didn't take the advice of a crazy man seriously. Did you?

As you can imagine, I have very few friends and none of the female persuasion. That's one DJ rule I followed, no girls have me in the friend zone - these damn restraints!!!

I can't 'next' a girl, if a girl is never 'next' to me - these damn restraints!!!

I tried to do 'kino' on one chick in here that I like, but she was out of my grasp - these damn restraints!!! I still do ‘mental kino’ though, but it just doesn’t feel the same – or better stated, I don’t ‘feel’ at all! Hey did you get the inside joke? I’m a ‘mental’ patient giving ‘mental’ kino – hahahahah, I kill me sometimes!!

I tried to be ‘****y and funny’ with the chicks but they had the attendants gag me into silence, I couldn’t stop them – these damn restraints!!!

My strongest DJ tactic is using eye contact. As you can imagine I have this technique mastered because I can do nothing else – these damn restraints!!!

I tried to ‘kiss close’ one of the attendants, and she put a damn sedative in my mouth and I was out a few days so I couldn’t continue my ‘boot camp’ with you guys…I lost a few days of posting on SoSuave that is why it took me longer to reach the 1,000 posts mark…that was around thanksgiving!

The DJ bible techniques and strategies don’t seem to work too well with certain female audiences, at least that’s been my experience here.

Over one thousand posts in 90 days is nothing compared to what my productivity is going to be once I’m out of this straight jacket, then I will be able to type faster – these damn restraints!!!

Maybe when I get out of this loony bin, one of you guys will do me the honors and be my wingman! Don’t all rush to volunteer now – I only want true DJ’s and none of you ‘keyboard jockeys’.

My nurse is calling me, I have to get a sponge bath now – this one nurse takes 3 times longer than other nurses to rub me down and she gives me ‘eye contact’ throughout the whole bath. Is this a good sign? Do you guys think she likes me? Should I approach? What should I say? Any advice would be appreciated.

Thanks for honoring me today my fellow Don Juans, and thanks for being my only friends, and enemies, for that matter! “I LOVE YOU” guys…that is why they call me the…

PuertoRican_Lover

I doubt you are really in a sanatorium but u should go to one

Nah j/k ... nice one on post count m8 and g/l in the future too

 

[Eternal]

Anything Else.

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Come on Dj's where are my props? I spent countless hours helping you guys out and have been devoted to assisting you in your personal development for the last few months.

I have written over 1,000 posts and helped hundreds of you guys in your struggle,, but in reality it's been more like 5,000 posts, because my posts are 5 times as long as the average DJ.

For the first time in my DJ life, I asked you for help and posed a few questions in my first post above and now no one is willing to help me with my situation?

How come you guys don't take my cries for help seriously?

 

[Abnigh9]

For the same reason why they don't take anyone else's questions seriously.

 

[WaterTiger]

Awwwww! I'll give you the props! Your posts usually make me smile...or scare the hell out of me! I think you're cool! In fact for Valentine's Day I'll send you a box of candy with chocolate covered sissors so you can get out of those damn restraints. (SHHHHHH! Don't tell that mean nurse!)

You keep those posts coming!

 

[Abnigh9]

Originally posted by WaterTiger
Awwwww! I'll give you the props! Your posts usually make me smile...or scare the hell out of me! I think you're cool! In fact for Valentine's Day I'll send you a box of candy with chocolate covered sissors so you can get out of those damn restraints. (SHHHHHH! Don't tell that mean nurse!)

You keep those posts coming!

Hm... weird... I keep getting chocolate-covered metal sent to me these days... who could it be?..

Wait a minute, could it be that crazy dude who needs the scissors to get out? If so... -throws the scissors away-

Hehe, sorry hun, you gonna have to try harder to bypass the security guard=me.

 

[Heart Of Stone]

I wonder if this AMF figured the number of post per day for the entire forum?

 

[MVPlaya]

What about me, I hit 1000!!!

I feel so unloved...

 

[Abnigh9]

Originally posted by MVPlaya
What about me, I hit 1000!!!

I feel so unloved...

Of course not, now get out of the mental-crazy-bastard's building!

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

I'm moving up on the post count list, there are only 57 mrmbers ahead of me, I need to reach 3800 posts to be on top, an insurmountable task at this juncture...time, it seems is always against me. Do I dare reach 4000 posts by the end of this year, don'y count me out!

MVPlaya, I give you props for reaching 1000, but you started a month before me

My average has increased to 11.5 posts per day - I have the highest per day post count!! Do I get a prize? Iam the prize!

I don't know how much longer I can keep up this furious pace!

Should I change my name to sosuave?

 

[Abnigh9]

Ya know, PRL.. imagine you got banned right before you reached 3.8k post counts?

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Ab - perish the thought - why are you putting such thoughts in the minds of the mods. Can you imagine this forum without me?
I'll just have to clone another thousand like me!

My advice is severe, but it is on point!

I wouldn't be surprised if such action was taken! I will commit suicide!

 

[( . )( . )]

i would rather 10 PuertoRican Lovers to 1 AMF.

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

I am truly the master of "keyboard jockeys". I now have an average of 13.02 posts per day for 111 days (1444 total posts) straight since I joined!! This is unprecedented. I'm the 34th top poster in only 111 days. I'll be in the top 30 soon. A cyber train can't catch me now!!!

I don't know if I'm crazy and that is why I post so much, or have I gone crazy(ier) because I post so much!!

Dunno! Help!!!!

 

[Porky]

Thanks for the recognition boys, my goal was to reach 1,000 posts by my 90th day - I did it!! I am the ultimate ‘keyboard jockey’ on SoSuave – yippeeeeeeeee!!!

Do I get a prize? Oh yeah, that’s right I am 'The Prize", right Pook?

I've been locked up in this damn insane asylum with nothing much else to do, thank goodness for the advent of the internet in recent years - this is my only contact with the outside world! I asked my attendants if they could loosen my straight jacket enough so that I could use the keyboard, they said they would do it as long as I don't go on any porn sites. All the porn I get is from you guys and your over-active imaginations and from your posts describing your hor girlfriends!

They are going to let me out soon, they say, when they feel that my judgment is better...I hope you guys didn't take the advice of a crazy man seriously. Did you?

As you can imagine, I have very few friends and none of the female persuasion. That's one DJ rule I followed, no girls have me in the friend zone - these damn restraints!!!

I can't 'next' a girl, if a girl is never 'next' to me - these damn restraints!!!

I tried to do 'kino' on one chick in here that I like, but she was out of my grasp - these damn restraints!!! I still do ‘mental kino’ though, but it just doesn’t feel the same – or better stated, I don’t ‘feel’ at all! Hey did you get the inside joke? I’m a ‘mental’ patient giving ‘mental’ kino – hahahahah, I kill me sometimes!!

I tried to be ‘****y and funny’ with the chicks but they had the attendants gag me into silence, I couldn’t stop them – these damn restraints!!!

My strongest DJ tactic is using eye contact. As you can imagine I have this technique mastered because I can do nothing else – these damn restraints!!!

I tried to ‘kiss close’ one of the attendants, and she put a damn sedative in my mouth and I was out a few days so I couldn’t continue my ‘boot camp’ with you guys…I lost a few days of posting on SoSuave that is why it took me longer to reach the 1,000 posts mark…that was around thanksgiving!

The DJ bible techniques and strategies don’t seem to work too well with certain female audiences, at least that’s been my experience here.

Over one thousand posts in 90 days is nothing compared to what my productivity is going to be once I’m out of this straight jacket, then I will be able to type faster – these damn restraints!!!

Maybe when I get out of this loony bin, one of you guys will do me the honors and be my wingman! Don’t all rush to volunteer now – I only want true DJ’s and none of you ‘keyboard jockeys’.

My nurse is calling me, I have to get a sponge bath now – this one nurse takes 3 times longer than other nurses to rub me down and she gives me ‘eye contact’ throughout the whole bath. Is this a good sign? Do you guys think she likes me? Should I approach? What should I say? Any advice would be appreciated.

Thanks for honoring me today my fellow Don Juans, and thanks for being my only friends, and enemies, for that matter! “I LOVE YOU” guys…that is why they call me the…

PuertoRican_Lover

what the hell is wrong with you?

 

[Abnigh9]

Originally posted by Porky
what the hell is wrong with you?

He's just like that, don't mind him. Hence the.. abyss.