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[02hero]

Don't tell anyone............but I'm gonna go down on you.........and you're gonna love it....
But it's only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying it...........
Then I'm gonna come back up again and fcuk you big time.......

Lots of love,
Petrol prices xx

I sent this text out today to a few girls in my phonebook, it went down rather well with 'em. It's ****y and funny, and gets them thinking about sex with you too, so give it a go, post your results here.

It's my first post btw, I have been lurking here for the last 6 months and I think this site is absolute quality.

I'm in the UK and it's 2 in the morn here at the mo, so I've got to get my head down.

Take it easy fella's and remember ever forwards, never backwards.

 

[broken dreams]

if shenot attracted and you juust met and got a number here in us, its sexual harrasment.
other than that its sounds awesome text to use after you met a girl w her friends at a bar or club and send her text same night , later meet up and fvck her silly ass!

search and read my other posts!!!

 

[AKA FLEX]

If you get drunk and set up more than one booty call, make sure they're not all at your place. Nothing more awkward than having two different chicks - who don't know each other - both show up. Mistake I made in college...