Proof of the sillyness of women

Joe The Homophobe

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Beware the door-to-door free breast exam guy.

MIAMI - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said Thursday.

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office, and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12409277/
You know this will result in copycats, and they won't make the mistake this guy made which wass...the copycats will wear rubber gloves ;)

*watches as sosuave posters rush in droves to their local store to buy rubber gloves*
 

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There's a guy near my neighbourhood who wore a cop's uniform, knocked on women's doors, and sexually assaulted them. I think he also had a fake ID and stuff.

I ain't opening my door for cops anymore, not unless they have a full warrant.


PS. This reminds me of the joke about the old dude who could tell a woman's age by feeling her boobs...can't remember it though.
 

The Juan and only

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a 76-year-old man? lol what a dude. I'm impressed.

we could learn a thing or two from him.

"Sorry to bother you madam, but there's been an outbreak of an extremely serious genital disease in this area....the only cure is my penis. Another part of the cure is to let me rub your breasts and tongue kiss you. Bad cases will require a more anal approach."

I'm gonna don my doctor's uniform right now.

I doubt It'll be so effective in the UK (if healthcare is free anyway):cuss: but i can try.
 

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I doubt It'll be so effective in the UK (if healthcare is free anyway):cuss: but i can try.
I would think that would make it more effective - that is unless you charge for your service.
 

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rofl
this would be hilarious to do if you could get away quick.
 

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First off, what kinda woman would accept a free breast exam from a completely random "doctor"...who came to your door... That woman who got assaulted deserved it for her complete stupidity lol.
 
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