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I have never had an ONS so please share.
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I've had 4.
1. Lady at my church set me up with her neice. This lady pratically did all the work for me. Before I had even called the chick his lady was bragging to her neice about how she had gotten her a date with me. She was telling her nice about how my parents were welloff, and about how I go to a badass college. Anyway I call her about two weeks after I say I will and schedule a date for a sunday afternoon. I pick her up head to the movies, and when we got there it didn't start for another hour. So I took her to putt-putt golf where I once worked and we got in free. That probally made me look good, and I had something to do once the movie thing didn't go as planned. So we get to the movie I put my arm around her after a few min and right after than she turns into me and puts her head on my chest muscle. A few mins later I kissed her on the forehead and he returned the kiss the next instant. Next she was very game for some tongue actioin. Movie ends. I get up and walk off she runs up from behind and graps my hand. On the way back she starts telling me how her aunt told her all about me. So I suggest she go back to my place to watch tv. She says it is ok becuase she don't have a curfue. I have the house to myself becuase the rents are the vacation house. When we get there we sit on the couch, and I ecountered no resistance from then on.
1. Lady at my church set me up with her neice. This lady pratically did all the work for me. Before I had even called the chick his lady was bragging to her neice about how she had gotten her a date with me. She was telling her nice about how my parents were welloff, and about how I go to a badass college. Anyway I call her about two weeks after I say I will and schedule a date for a sunday afternoon. I pick her up head to the movies, and when we got there it didn't start for another hour. So I took her to putt-putt golf where I once worked and we got in free. That probally made me look good, and I had something to do once the movie thing didn't go as planned. So we get to the movie I put my arm around her after a few min and right after than she turns into me and puts her head on my chest muscle. A few mins later I kissed her on the forehead and he returned the kiss the next instant. Next she was very game for some tongue actioin. Movie ends. I get up and walk off she runs up from behind and graps my hand. On the way back she starts telling me how her aunt told her all about me. So I suggest she go back to my place to watch tv. She says it is ok becuase she don't have a curfue. I have the house to myself becuase the rents are the vacation house. When we get there we sit on the couch, and I ecountered no resistance from then on.
Last night I went to a sorority dance. I was hooked up with one of my ex-girlfriend's sorority sisters. Her name is Jen. When I first saw her, I heard her talking to her friend about how the friend can walk around and talk to any guys she wants; and that she doesn't have to stay with her date. So I told Jen that it was messed up that she dissed me like that, and I told eveybody that Jen was embarrased to be seen with me. She just denied it.
We got on the bus together to go to the dance, and she saved a seat for me. I was drunk at this point so I announced very loud to everybody on the bus "heeeeeeey, look at thissssss....Jen saved me a seat. Who would have thought?" Then I sat down. We were drinking it up on the bus. When we got to the dance, I hung out with my friend Matt. We did a few shots and walked around. I went up stairs to the dance floor and met and grinded on random girls. Then I went back downstairs and met people at the bar.
I met up with my date a couple times, danced a little, had a few drinks with her...etc. Eventually I remember walking down the hall that leads from the bar to the dancefloor and I told her to kiss me. And we started hooking up. Then she kept saying "Don't tell Kristen (my ex)...just don't tell Kristen." I told her to relax, it's fine. So we had another drink and I said "come on, lets go somewhere..."
She said "Ok, where?" and I said "You pick." So she led me into the employee bathroom. We went into the stall. We started making out. I ran my hands all over her body, through her hair. I slid her panties down to her ankles, including her stockings. lifted up her skirt and slid my fingers inside of her to get her wet. I pulled the condom from my wallet, put it on while I was fingering her...I dropped my pants down and bent her over the sink and had a good time.
We left the bathroom and split up for about a half hour. I was walking down the hall again and started talking to two girls. Next thing I remember I was triple kissing them. I tried getting them to kiss each other alone, but apparently they would only do it if I did it with them.
I had a good time, it was a cool Saturday night.
-Blitz
We got on the bus together to go to the dance, and she saved a seat for me. I was drunk at this point so I announced very loud to everybody on the bus "heeeeeeey, look at thissssss....Jen saved me a seat. Who would have thought?" Then I sat down. We were drinking it up on the bus. When we got to the dance, I hung out with my friend Matt. We did a few shots and walked around. I went up stairs to the dance floor and met and grinded on random girls. Then I went back downstairs and met people at the bar.
I met up with my date a couple times, danced a little, had a few drinks with her...etc. Eventually I remember walking down the hall that leads from the bar to the dancefloor and I told her to kiss me. And we started hooking up. Then she kept saying "Don't tell Kristen (my ex)...just don't tell Kristen." I told her to relax, it's fine. So we had another drink and I said "come on, lets go somewhere..."
She said "Ok, where?" and I said "You pick." So she led me into the employee bathroom. We went into the stall. We started making out. I ran my hands all over her body, through her hair. I slid her panties down to her ankles, including her stockings. lifted up her skirt and slid my fingers inside of her to get her wet. I pulled the condom from my wallet, put it on while I was fingering her...I dropped my pants down and bent her over the sink and had a good time.
We left the bathroom and split up for about a half hour. I was walking down the hall again and started talking to two girls. Next thing I remember I was triple kissing them. I tried getting them to kiss each other alone, but apparently they would only do it if I did it with them.
I had a good time, it was a cool Saturday night.
-Blitz
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2. Senior week at the beach. 50 kids from my highschool were all down there that week. Tons of social proof. Met some chick that was going to the same college as I in the fall. She loved hanging out with us. We got drunk and ****ed.
3 & 4. This is by far the coolest thing I have ever pulled off.(Actually I didn't pull it off it fell in my lap) Spring Break. Went to the beach with friends from my school and one of my friends from another school came with us and brought some of her friends. This was good becuase I go to a badass school and chicks see that as powerful. One of these friends was with an older sister. The older sister was an attention ***** and the younger sister was shy. So on the last night there the older sister (24) goes out clubbing and I stay behind with the shy younger sis. We walk on the beach and talk about crap blah blah blah. The hotel room is ours for a few hours. I kino her and basically she just doesn't tell me to stop.
Forward a few hours.
Older sis comes back to the room with 8 or 9 guys following her (no kidding). She is drunk as **** and maybe they were think one of them might get some, I dunno, she kicks them out after a while. So older sis my friend/girl and I end up in the bathroom. I don't remember why. I was drunk also so I don't recall everything this story is in bits and peices. Older sis was really drunk that is for sure. So were are in the bathroom and the **** tests begin. Old sis is sitting between my legs with her back on the side of my calf. I'm sitting on the toilet. She says "I'm going to lay my head on your ****" to which I reply no you're no.
Forward a few mins.
Three of us are in the bed. (Older sis, myself, and friend/girl). Younger sis has retreited from all the excitement of the ACF platoon that was in the room earlier and is now in the other bed with this this AFC guy that came with them. So older sis say to me "hold me" I complied and asked her if she wanted to watch a movie on my labtop. She did so we begin to watch "Spy game". After a few mins she gets board and suggest that we watch the lezbo porn that she knew I had from some reason. So we watch the lezbo porn, and now she just can't talk it anymore. She goes to the bathroom takes her panties off then comes back, hops in the bed and starts masterbating. She sticks her fingers in my mouth every once in a while when she needs some more lube. I try to make a move twice and she shuts me down. She act like she is going for my **** twice but stops just short. She bit my nipple a few time also. (Older chicks are awsome) I get shot down again.
I get pissed and say **** this slam the labtop shut and turn my back towards her. After a few seconds she tell me to meet her in the bathroom in 5 mins. She gets up and goes into the bathroom.
When I get to the bathroom she is masturbating. After a few more **** tests and a few more shut downs she finally gives in.
So I banged two sisters in the same night. I'm a lucky bastard.
3 & 4. This is by far the coolest thing I have ever pulled off.(Actually I didn't pull it off it fell in my lap) Spring Break. Went to the beach with friends from my school and one of my friends from another school came with us and brought some of her friends. This was good becuase I go to a badass school and chicks see that as powerful. One of these friends was with an older sister. The older sister was an attention ***** and the younger sister was shy. So on the last night there the older sister (24) goes out clubbing and I stay behind with the shy younger sis. We walk on the beach and talk about crap blah blah blah. The hotel room is ours for a few hours. I kino her and basically she just doesn't tell me to stop.
Forward a few hours.
Older sis comes back to the room with 8 or 9 guys following her (no kidding). She is drunk as **** and maybe they were think one of them might get some, I dunno, she kicks them out after a while. So older sis my friend/girl and I end up in the bathroom. I don't remember why. I was drunk also so I don't recall everything this story is in bits and peices. Older sis was really drunk that is for sure. So were are in the bathroom and the **** tests begin. Old sis is sitting between my legs with her back on the side of my calf. I'm sitting on the toilet. She says "I'm going to lay my head on your ****" to which I reply no you're no.
Forward a few mins.
Three of us are in the bed. (Older sis, myself, and friend/girl). Younger sis has retreited from all the excitement of the ACF platoon that was in the room earlier and is now in the other bed with this this AFC guy that came with them. So older sis say to me "hold me" I complied and asked her if she wanted to watch a movie on my labtop. She did so we begin to watch "Spy game". After a few mins she gets board and suggest that we watch the lezbo porn that she knew I had from some reason. So we watch the lezbo porn, and now she just can't talk it anymore. She goes to the bathroom takes her panties off then comes back, hops in the bed and starts masterbating. She sticks her fingers in my mouth every once in a while when she needs some more lube. I try to make a move twice and she shuts me down. She act like she is going for my **** twice but stops just short. She bit my nipple a few time also. (Older chicks are awsome) I get shot down again.
I get pissed and say **** this slam the labtop shut and turn my back towards her. After a few seconds she tell me to meet her in the bathroom in 5 mins. She gets up and goes into the bathroom.
When I get to the bathroom she is masturbating. After a few more **** tests and a few more shut downs she finally gives in.
So I banged two sisters in the same night. I'm a lucky bastard.
I was in a film and had to hook up with the chick who was playing my "GF" to rehearse our scene. She was about a HB8...Blonde, BIG tits, okay body...
We met at a restaurant and instead of rehearsing, we just "talked". Somehow the convo got to sex...
ME - "yeah, most guys don't know what they are doing when it comes to sex...
HER - "oh yeah...how about you?"
ME - "yeah, i;m pretty good."
HER - "really?"
I just nod...
After about 5 more min. of "sex" talk, she pauses...looks at me...
HER - "I'll be right back..."
She leaves with this very "sneaky" look on her face.
After about another 5 min., she sits back down with a big smile on her face.
HER - "ahhhh....that's better..."
"okay"...i thought to myself...
We continue the convo and after about another 30 min, she does the same things again...leanves then comes back with a satisfied look on her face and says, "ahhh...that's better".
Turns out she was masturbating in the bathroom
Well...at this point i KNEW i was in. We get up to leave and my phone rings...this other girl friend of mine was on the ohone, and this HB8 sticks her tongue in my ear in the middle of the restaurant...it came from nowhere and scared the **** out of me, but it was cool.
She drives me back to my place, but rather than turning on my street, she keeps going....
ME- "uhhhh...you past my street..."
HER - "I know...."
ME - "oh..."
HER - "sooo...you wanna get laid?"
ME - (very cooly) "...yeah okay."
She drives me to Stanley Park, where i fvck her brains out. A bit uncomfortable as it was in her compact car, but whatever. I knew she was into S & M, so i wrapped the passenger seatbelt around her chest, she reciprocated by by strangling me...after about 15 min. she starts to LOSE CONSICOUSNESS!!!!!!!!!!
WTF!!!!
She can't breathe and it sounds like she's choking...
HER - "get off me...get off me!!!!
The seatbelt wasn't tight enough to have caused this and it SCARED THE SHYT OUT OF ME!!!!
So i get off (of her), and she just lies there gasping for air.
So I'm freaking out thinking, "oh SHYT!!!! I;m going to have to take this chick to the hospital!! What the hell am i going to say!!!!! I just killd her with SEX!!! AGGGHHH!!!!"
Anyway, she gets up, and taks about 3 min. to catch her breathe...during this, she manages to say
HER - "...when....you told...me.........you were.....good......you didn't tell....me.......you.....were.....THIS goood...!!!!!!!!!!
OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Man that brought my ego up!!!
Aparrantly she was having an anxiety attack. She said she hadn't had one in like 5 years and she either gets them when she is really scared or REALLY EXCITED....
Then she drove me home. I had to see her over the next few weeks, but i didn;t fvck her again due to the fact that she got REALLY into me, needy and dependant and wanted to fvck me constantly...she also revelaed she had a BF...
Anyway...that;s the closest i;ve had to a ONS....
i honestly don;t know exactly what i did to get her like this, but i wasn;t hard that;s for sure...
We met at a restaurant and instead of rehearsing, we just "talked". Somehow the convo got to sex...
ME - "yeah, most guys don't know what they are doing when it comes to sex...
HER - "oh yeah...how about you?"
ME - "yeah, i;m pretty good."
HER - "really?"
I just nod...
After about 5 more min. of "sex" talk, she pauses...looks at me...
HER - "I'll be right back..."
She leaves with this very "sneaky" look on her face.
After about another 5 min., she sits back down with a big smile on her face.
HER - "ahhhh....that's better..."
"okay"...i thought to myself...
We continue the convo and after about another 30 min, she does the same things again...leanves then comes back with a satisfied look on her face and says, "ahhh...that's better".
Turns out she was masturbating in the bathroom
Well...at this point i KNEW i was in. We get up to leave and my phone rings...this other girl friend of mine was on the ohone, and this HB8 sticks her tongue in my ear in the middle of the restaurant...it came from nowhere and scared the **** out of me, but it was cool.
She drives me back to my place, but rather than turning on my street, she keeps going....
ME- "uhhhh...you past my street..."
HER - "I know...."
ME - "oh..."
HER - "sooo...you wanna get laid?"
ME - (very cooly) "...yeah okay."
She drives me to Stanley Park, where i fvck her brains out. A bit uncomfortable as it was in her compact car, but whatever. I knew she was into S & M, so i wrapped the passenger seatbelt around her chest, she reciprocated by by strangling me...after about 15 min. she starts to LOSE CONSICOUSNESS!!!!!!!!!!
WTF!!!!
She can't breathe and it sounds like she's choking...
HER - "get off me...get off me!!!!
The seatbelt wasn't tight enough to have caused this and it SCARED THE SHYT OUT OF ME!!!!
So i get off (of her), and she just lies there gasping for air.
So I'm freaking out thinking, "oh SHYT!!!! I;m going to have to take this chick to the hospital!! What the hell am i going to say!!!!! I just killd her with SEX!!! AGGGHHH!!!!"
Anyway, she gets up, and taks about 3 min. to catch her breathe...during this, she manages to say
HER - "...when....you told...me.........you were.....good......you didn't tell....me.......you.....were.....THIS goood...!!!!!!!!!!
OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Man that brought my ego up!!!
Aparrantly she was having an anxiety attack. She said she hadn't had one in like 5 years and she either gets them when she is really scared or REALLY EXCITED....
Then she drove me home. I had to see her over the next few weeks, but i didn;t fvck her again due to the fact that she got REALLY into me, needy and dependant and wanted to fvck me constantly...she also revelaed she had a BF...
Anyway...that;s the closest i;ve had to a ONS....
i honestly don;t know exactly what i did to get her like this, but i wasn;t hard that;s for sure...
What NOT to do ! ! !
I've almost had two...
The first one was a girl I had macked on for about six month before I met her at that bar that evening. She was drunk and I had that terrible one-itis with her. So we started to dance a little, after two minutes we were making out... after three minuted of making out like crazy with a little dry humping she tried to open my zipper AT THE BAR! Well... I kind of... was in love with her so I didn't want to fvck her... so I told her we should stop and I got her number and went home.... you don't belive me? I got her number and went home. I have cursed myself forever... I had half in... almost LITERALLY!!!
*bending over..* please kick my a$$!!!
The second one was not so good either... I kind of managed to get her home from the bar with good karma, ****ass luck and intercession from the pope... and I of discovered that I had no rubbers... and I did not want to have sex without that... so... well... bye, bye b1tch!
Here's my approach (remember the begining):
Me: Hello there... do I recognize you from somewhere... have we met before... this is not a pick-up line.. I'm serious...
Her: I don't think so...
Me: What's your name?
Her: ***
Me: What did you say?
Her: ***
Me: Ok.. I'm ***... Maybe I saw you at the carneval? Anywats.. *silence* so do you come here often?
Her: *she giggles and look at her girlfriend* no first time... you?
Me: I'm here every saturday... this is my place you know...
Her: Okey...
Me: I really like your boots... they look nice on you.. where did you get them?
Her: Thanks... *wierd look*... I got them at ***
Very smooth huh?
Then i don't remember anymore... I remember that we danced... we started to make out after the dancing session... and then it just wasn't that much talk after that... A friend drove me home...
Heck, I am 19 and still a virgin... a ****ing stupid virgin... If you ever meat me then remember to kick my ass for being so stupid.
Maybe not as informal, but you may crank up and get a good laugh or two.
L|feForc£
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"Here you would most likely find a lot of very insightful quotes"
I've almost had two...
The first one was a girl I had macked on for about six month before I met her at that bar that evening. She was drunk and I had that terrible one-itis with her. So we started to dance a little, after two minutes we were making out... after three minuted of making out like crazy with a little dry humping she tried to open my zipper AT THE BAR! Well... I kind of... was in love with her so I didn't want to fvck her... so I told her we should stop and I got her number and went home.... you don't belive me? I got her number and went home. I have cursed myself forever... I had half in... almost LITERALLY!!!
*bending over..* please kick my a$$!!!
The second one was not so good either... I kind of managed to get her home from the bar with good karma, ****ass luck and intercession from the pope... and I of discovered that I had no rubbers... and I did not want to have sex without that... so... well... bye, bye b1tch!
Here's my approach (remember the begining):
Me: Hello there... do I recognize you from somewhere... have we met before... this is not a pick-up line.. I'm serious...
Her: I don't think so...
Me: What's your name?
Her: ***
Me: What did you say?
Her: ***
Me: Ok.. I'm ***... Maybe I saw you at the carneval? Anywats.. *silence* so do you come here often?
Her: *she giggles and look at her girlfriend* no first time... you?
Me: I'm here every saturday... this is my place you know...
Her: Okey...
Me: I really like your boots... they look nice on you.. where did you get them?
Her: Thanks... *wierd look*... I got them at ***
Very smooth huh?
Then i don't remember anymore... I remember that we danced... we started to make out after the dancing session... and then it just wasn't that much talk after that... A friend drove me home...
Heck, I am 19 and still a virgin... a ****ing stupid virgin... If you ever meat me then remember to kick my ass for being so stupid.
Maybe not as informal, but you may crank up and get a good laugh or two.
L|feForc£
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"Here you would most likely find a lot of very insightful quotes"
Um... Dunno what ur definition of a ONS is, but to me it's a one-off sexual encounter. Not necessarily restricted to the night time.
NOTE - The ages is brackets is MY age at the time, not theirs.
1) (Age 15 - HB7) When I was much younger hanging about on the streets Tried to pull a chick who wasn't interested because she had a boyfriend. Her friend starts rubbing my hand and saying she likes me. I said I wasn't interested in a relationship but let's go fcuk. She said okay and we went to an abandoned building. Pretty cute chick but a slut, I heard she screwed a friend of mine a few days later Didn't see her again.
2) (Age 17 - HB6.5) When I first started going to the night club, I was walking along with my friend drunk, and randomly started talking to this chick who was walking ahead of us. She ended up taking us to a party and after I invited myself home with her. We had no condoms so it ended up just sleeping, but next morning we made a trip to get some and back, and screwed 3 times. She was up for a 4th but by that time I was tired and wanted to go home Hot body but funny teeth. Didn't see her again.
3) (Age 18 - HB6) I worked at Butlins holiday worlds as a barman and I was hanging around after the club laughing at these drunk chicks who got kicked out. We ended up having a dissing match and after they asked us if we wanted to go back to a party at their chalet. Bounced into bed with one of them at the end of the night and gave her a pretty crap drunken screw. She went home the next day (Princess Diana died that night!) and I never saw her again. She wrote to me but I didn't reply.
MONUMENTAL DISCOVERY OF SOSUAVE
4) (Age 23 - HB7.5) Not long in the city and recently discovered Sosuave! I was in my element at my local night club, just talking to anyone and making out with various chicks. I almost collided with one chick who was as drunk and sweaty as I was and she just dragged me onto the dance floor without even exchanging names. We made out a lot, didn't talk much, then she just kinda followed me home for a pretty good screw. I saw her again but she turned out to be engaged. She wanted to dump him for me but I said no way.
5) (Age 24 - HB8.5) Same club again, I had just started dating this honey (who is my current GF by the way) and I went out one night without her. I met a HOT chick who had instant sky high IL, I dunno why maybe I was unstoppable cuz I was already involved with someone else. Anyway I screwed her brains out. Unfortunately I never got another chance cuz I think I made too many slut jokes If youre wondering I broke up with my GF out of guilt.
6) (Age 24 - HB6.5) Yup same club again. I just got back with my GF after the last ONS but stupidly kissed this chick right in front of her. My GF dumped me on the spot so I invited the other chick round for a screw. She ended up being one of these chick who doesn't let you turn the light on. Sheeeeeesh!
7) (Age 24 - HB6) Hmmm same club again, left at the end of the night and I was talking to my friend and some chick just attached herself to me. I looked down and I was like, hello who are you? The second thing I said to her was (I kid you not) so, are you coming back with me tonight? And she said yea, so I took her home and screwed her. Next day whe I woke up she was gone and I haven't seen her since. What a sluuuuuuuuut! Oh yea, her too
8) (Age 24 - HB7.5) I had met this chick at the bar in the club a few weeks earlier. We txtd a bit but she never answered my calls so I gave up on her. Anyways out of the blue she messages me asking if I wanna hook up so I told her where I was gonna be if she wanted to come. She came out and we had a pretty cool night after which I went back to her house and had some pretty funky rumpy pumpy. And the next morning too then she made me toast. This girl is actually pretty cool but I ended up getting back with my GF after that.
My GF is a HB8 and we're kinda on the same wavelength. I'm working on our relationship just now cuz it's more fulfilling than meaningless sex
NOTE - The ages is brackets is MY age at the time, not theirs.
1) (Age 15 - HB7) When I was much younger hanging about on the streets
Tried to pull a chick who wasn't interested because she had a boyfriend. Her friend starts rubbing my hand and saying she likes me. I said I wasn't interested in a relationship but let's go fcuk. She said okay and we went to an abandoned building. Pretty cute chick but a slut, I heard she screwed a friend of mine a few days later Didn't see her again.2) (Age 17 - HB6.5) When I first started going to the night club, I was walking along with my friend drunk, and randomly started talking to this chick who was walking ahead of us. She ended up taking us to a party and after I invited myself home with her. We had no condoms so it ended up just sleeping, but next morning we made a trip to get some and back, and screwed 3 times. She was up for a 4th but by that time I was tired and wanted to go home
Hot body but funny teeth. Didn't see her again.3) (Age 18 - HB6) I worked at Butlins holiday worlds as a barman and I was hanging around after the club laughing at these drunk chicks who got kicked out. We ended up having a dissing match and after they asked us if we wanted to go back to a party at their chalet. Bounced into bed with one of them at the end of the night and gave her a pretty crap drunken screw. She went home the next day (Princess Diana died that night!) and I never saw her again. She wrote to me but I didn't reply.
MONUMENTAL DISCOVERY OF SOSUAVE
4) (Age 23 - HB7.5) Not long in the city and recently discovered Sosuave! I was in my element at my local night club, just talking to anyone and making out with various chicks. I almost collided with one chick who was as drunk and sweaty as I was and she just dragged me onto the dance floor without even exchanging names. We made out a lot, didn't talk much, then she just kinda followed me home for a pretty good screw. I saw her again but she turned out to be engaged. She wanted to dump him for me but I said no way.
5) (Age 24 - HB8.5) Same club again, I had just started dating this honey (who is my current GF by the way) and I went out one night without her. I met a HOT chick who had instant sky high IL, I dunno why maybe I was unstoppable cuz I was already involved with someone else. Anyway I screwed her brains out. Unfortunately I never got another chance cuz I think I made too many slut jokes
If youre wondering I broke up with my GF out of guilt.6) (Age 24 - HB6.5) Yup same club again. I just got back with my GF after the last ONS but stupidly kissed this chick right in front of her. My GF dumped me on the spot so I invited the other chick round for a screw. She ended up being one of these chick who doesn't let you turn the light on. Sheeeeeesh!
7) (Age 24 - HB6) Hmmm same club again, left at the end of the night and I was talking to my friend and some chick just attached herself to me. I looked down and I was like, hello who are you? The second thing I said to her was (I kid you not) so, are you coming back with me tonight? And she said yea, so I took her home and screwed her. Next day whe I woke up she was gone and I haven't seen her since. What a sluuuuuuuuut! Oh yea, her too
8) (Age 24 - HB7.5) I had met this chick at the bar in the club a few weeks earlier. We txtd a bit but she never answered my calls so I gave up on her. Anyways out of the blue she messages me asking if I wanna hook up so I told her where I was gonna be if she wanted to come. She came out and we had a pretty cool night after which I went back to her house and had some pretty funky rumpy pumpy. And the next morning too then she made me toast. This girl is actually pretty cool but I ended up getting back with my GF after that.
My GF is a HB8 and we're kinda on the same wavelength. I'm working on our relationship just now cuz it's more fulfilling than meaningless sex
1. When I was young and in love with this foriegn exchange girl at my high school, I told my Phi Sigma Sigma female confidant all about it. One day, she called me up and asked me if I liked to mess around. I said yes and she asked if I wanted to come over to mess around with her.
I forget the foreign exchange girl's name....
2. I went to a wedding in NYC and went down to Times Square with my dad of all people (he left pretty quickly). We sat next to some KD's from Northwestern, one of whom had a boyfriend she told me about from my home town. She was drinking boilermakers (I should have known) and after a while, she kissed me. I kept saying "but what about your boyfriend" as we walked back to my hotel, and she seriously kept asking me if it hurt me...
Actually, while its funny, I am not too happy about these or any of the rest...
I forget the foreign exchange girl's name....
2. I went to a wedding in NYC and went down to Times Square with my dad of all people (he left pretty quickly). We sat next to some KD's from Northwestern, one of whom had a boyfriend she told me about from my home town. She was drinking boilermakers (I should have known) and after a while, she kissed me. I kept saying "but what about your boyfriend" as we walked back to my hotel, and she seriously kept asking me if it hurt me...
Actually, while its funny, I am not too happy about these or any of the rest...
drixsa
Master Don Juan
was at a party. girl finds me amazing as hell, wont stop talking to me, she says "lets go upstairs" we go upstairs and find an empty bedroom, start goin at it like monkeys (i ended up breaking the bed post) someone yells "police, police" from downstairs. i say "were not done yet" keep goin for 5 more minutes. then ran out b4 the cops could catch us. (i broke the door too)
homecoming night. i am being a **** to my date. i start fingering her in the middle of the dance floor (hundreds of ppl). get back to my house. were all passed out on the floor (the whole group). she gets on top of me and undoes my pants. i say "not here" we go to the basment and ****.
these are the only real memorable ones, the rest are just one date and one ****.
homecoming night. i am being a **** to my date. i start fingering her in the middle of the dance floor (hundreds of ppl). get back to my house. were all passed out on the floor (the whole group). she gets on top of me and undoes my pants. i say "not here" we go to the basment and ****.
these are the only real memorable ones, the rest are just one date and one ****.
ShortyBrown
Master Don Juan
OMG....Lil' Miss "Don't-phuck-anyone-you-don't-love" has had a ONS!!! (only one though) read on....
I was at a car race last year interstate, which was basically washed out. Whilst cowering under a tree trying to keep my camera dry, I got talking to this muddy fellow who was rather cute. I noticed he was shivering with cold and then the lights went on. I say, "hey why don't you come back to my apartment, you can have a hot shower, put your clothes in the drier and get warm." The nnext morning he left with clean clothes, a full tummy (I made breakfast) and a HUGE grin on his face.
I was at a car race last year interstate, which was basically washed out. Whilst cowering under a tree trying to keep my camera dry, I got talking to this muddy fellow who was rather cute. I noticed he was shivering with cold and then the lights went on. I say, "hey why don't you come back to my apartment, you can have a hot shower, put your clothes in the drier and get warm." The nnext morning he left with clean clothes, a full tummy (I made breakfast) and a HUGE grin on his face.
jakethasnake
Master Don Juan
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Awesome stories... I hope they're true.
Jet Jockey
Don Juan
Decent looking chick comes over with a friend of mine. She is a friend of his, but they are not fvcking or anything. He knows I got a diffrent chick here about all the time.
So he tells her, to watch out for that Jet guy!! He might be macking on ya if you ain't careful. friend leaves but the woman stays behind. Friend has to go take care of some busineess but is coming back. I am sitting at computer downloading some pics from my dig cam, and she sees some of them are of chicks that i have dated that just wanted me to take there pic. She is a little naive and computer illiterate.
So she asks if i am putting them on the internet. i say i can if i want, but i reserve that for any nude ones LOL.
Of course i am just kidding, but she takes it a little serious. You can see the wheels turning in her head. Suddenly she says, wanna take some nude pics of me? I say sure, you'd be a great model!
So she disrobes, i act like a pro photo guy, which i ain't. But i have her strike all sorts of poses. ok thats it..now your azz, now your puzzy. she eats the attention up. So then I get her on the bed, snap a couple more, than say ok i want one of you with my c0ck in your mouth. She complys. Its all sweet after that. i fvck her, and when her friend comes back, he says, so did Jet behave? she says ....well of course. LMAO!!!
So he tells her, to watch out for that Jet guy!! He might be macking on ya if you ain't careful. friend leaves but the woman stays behind. Friend has to go take care of some busineess but is coming back. I am sitting at computer downloading some pics from my dig cam, and she sees some of them are of chicks that i have dated that just wanted me to take there pic. She is a little naive and computer illiterate.
So she asks if i am putting them on the internet. i say i can if i want, but i reserve that for any nude ones LOL.
Of course i am just kidding, but she takes it a little serious. You can see the wheels turning in her head. Suddenly she says, wanna take some nude pics of me? I say sure, you'd be a great model!
So she disrobes, i act like a pro photo guy, which i ain't. But i have her strike all sorts of poses. ok thats it..now your azz, now your puzzy. she eats the attention up. So then I get her on the bed, snap a couple more, than say ok i want one of you with my c0ck in your mouth. She complys. Its all sweet after that. i fvck her, and when her friend comes back, he says, so did Jet behave? she says ....well of course. LMAO!!!
topdog3853
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Was out of town visiting a good friend. He was dating some chick who brought a friend with her. Was pretty much a complete dvck to the chicks friend. Only chatted a couple minutes at the bar. After closing time my buddy and I went to grab some food and the women went their seperate ways. While my buddy and I are eating his cell rings. Its his GF saying that her friend likes topdog and was wondering if I would be interested. My buddy told her yes. Not more than 10 minutes later the two girls showed up where we were eating. We finished up and grabbed a cab back to the girls apartment. When the cab stopped my buddy's GF goes "So what are you guys doing now?" I speak up and say, "Oh we are coming in" [No pun intended either]. We went upstairs and the rest is history. I took off the next morning and have never seen her again. Can't remember her name either.
If you want to talk, talk to your friends. If you want a girl to like you, listen to her, ask questions, and act like you are on the edge of your seat.
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