polarbearssuck.com - call Coke and complain, it's fun

[skinnydart]

A lot of people I know are upset that Coke has taken the Santa Clauses off their Christmas cans, I personally don't really care that much, but after calling them to complain kinda as a joke It was kinda fun so I got hooked.

Anyway... www.polarbearssuck.com

 

[Scrumtulescence]

I care. Because when I think of celebrating the birth of Christ, I think of carbonated beverages.

 

[diplomatic_lies]

I like the polar bear better. Polar bears can rip a grown man in half with 1 hand. What can Santa Klaus do, fart a man to death?

 

[Desdinova]

I couldn't really give a 5hit because I drink Pepsi. However, I don't blame you Americans since Pepsi in the US tastes like goat piss.

 

[syncmaster]

There used to be cocaine in coke... white cocaine... white like a polar bears fur... oh oahhahhhh! Conspiracy Theory! LOL

 

[penkitten]

what will a 1993 santa coke bottle not opened get me on ebay>?

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

F*ck... doesn't Coke know that the whole reason we celebrate Christmas is because Santa Claus was born in a manger to a virgin?