You're gonna need an ocean... (dum dee dum da dum)
of calamine lotion.... (dum dee dum da dum)
You'll be scratchin like a hound...(dum dee dum da dum)
The Miiiiinute you start to mess around...
Poison I-veeeheeeaaayyeeeh.... Poooison I-veeyeeayeeah...
Late a night when you're sleepin poison Ivy comes a creepin all aroooo--uuund...
At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.