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seanchai

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HAIKU!

Your haiku is sh¡t
You know you can't hang with the
King of poetry
 

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Shut yo mouth up ho
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LOL mate, are you telling me you are prepared to stand up in the middle of class and sing about how you are seducing women? Lol if that is the case you must be pretty ballsy. I could never do that, mostly because I do it to a lot of girls in my class XD I'd never let 'em catch on to what I am doing :p

Unless you mean just using one that makes you sound confident and gets laughs?
 

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I don't care what you say,
Because your mom was good too.
 

Well I'm here to tell you there is such a magic wand. Something that will make you almost completely irresistible to any woman you "point it" at. Something guaranteed to fill your life with love, romance, and excitement.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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