Plenty of Fish cracks me up!

[Naughty Ninja]

I swear Plenty of Fish cracks me up! The headlines most of these women have are straight out delusional!

"Hoping Fate sends him my way"

I sent her: So you "hope" 'fate' sends you a 'man' (who's splurged on a FREE dating site) your way while you sit at your computer and reside in the P.O.F insane asylum waiting for him? You are LAZY woman! HaHa! Thanks! I needed that!

the other "gems" I love to Fcuk with:

"Looking for my soulmate", tired of the games, Searching for the "one", Love to Laugh, Just browsing, My friends made me do this, looking for something "real", princess awaiting her prince, looking for a man who can make me 'laugh', No BOY'S only MEN, where are all the good guys at?, Nice guys only/wanted/needed, No D-Bags, Will NOT respond to shirtless pics!, and the classic "Tired of the bar scene".

Though I have talked with a few "normal" seeming ones I get a kick out of their nonsense!

 

[Chosen1]

Notice how most women on the site say "looking for blah blah blah". Not gonna happen sorry. Looking for a man not a boy. I prefer to date women that I know or meet in person and I will never use pof again.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Notice how most women on the site say "looking for blah blah blah". Not gonna happen sorry. Looking for a man not a boy. I prefer to date women that I know or meet in person and I will never use pof again.

I get my kicks off that site when I'm bored. It cracks me up!

You are definately correct though. Meeting people in person is way better than meeting a "surprise" online.

 

[Chosen1]

I get my kicks off that site when I'm bored. It cracks me up!

You are definately correct though. Meeting people in person is way better than meeting a "surprise" online.

It's funny you get your kicks that way. I haven't been to that site in a long while I might check it out tonight.

 

[highconscienceness]

I hate to deviate but, how would a normal ad read? Post some examples.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

It's funny you get your kicks that way. I haven't been to that site in a long while I might check it out tonight.

The insane part of it is the more you call online women on their sh!t the more they RESPOND!


Go against the grain and post pictures of yourself with women and they comment about them! (Of course dating sites say you shouldn't post pictures of yourself with women)

 

[Naughty Ninja]

I hate to deviate but, how would a normal ad read? Post some examples.

The same old same old crap everyone "likes". I'm a nice good hearted person, who loves animals, my friends, the beach, trying new restaurants, and am looking for that "special" person. The profiles are so boring and redundant all you can do is bust on them and they'll respond. Every other putz is being Mr. Agreeable.

Go on POF. You don't have to sign up. Read a few and you'll see the same things listed on most everyone's profile..

 

[Poonani Maker]

It is our gender's fault for paying (AFC) attention to these hoes. I've met quite a few now off of that site. Half the time, if she's a 6 to 8, it will roll over to voicemail and her recorded message reveals a neurotic (kinda hateful - depressed?) voice tone. The ugs will answer and agree to meet ASAP, I'm talking like within an hour sometimes. I'm amazed at how much they trust me, a complete stranger, but I know how to talk to them, to unlock the door. You HAVE to know how to talk i.e. be brief, matter-of-fact. The less you speak, the better. You CAN NOT be nervous, talkin about weird sh!t, worse yet, boring sh!t. Just get to the point and meet.

I accidentally called one of these neurotic ones who flaked on me a while back, when trying to call a new girl of the same name, Sarah, I'd met through a friend, and I knew that it wasn't the new one's voice, but then remembered the neurotic 8's nervy voice from before, and said, "I'm sorry, I think I've got the wrong #" I sensed the disappointment on the other end. She Knew it was me. I'm sorry, but I'll have nothing to do with nervous twitchy b!tches, unless there's an attitude adjustment. Then, I'll fvck her.

I think I'll go on there right now (it's been a while) and see what pvssy I can scrounge up for the weekend, shouldn't be too hard

I'm really not horny, though, just tired from all the fvckin while on vacation this past week. I need some normalcy.

 

[f283000]

The insane part of it is the more you call online women on their sh!t the more they RESPOND!

Umm not insane at all haven't you heard of neggin? Same applies online.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Umm not insane at all haven't you heard of neggin? Same applies online.

True indeed! I've read Plenty of Fish reviews and you'd see TONS of guys, girls complaining about that site. I don't even bother to reply or post. Every idiot writes "well thought out replies" to these online loonies and wonders why they don't get any responses or get "read deleted" etc. Christ it's EMBARRASSING!

 

[Naughty Ninja]

It is our gender's fault for paying (AFC) attention to these hoes. I've met quite a few now off of that site. Half the time, if she's a 6 to 8, it will roll over to voicemail and her recorded message reveals a neurotic (kinda hateful - depressed?) voice tone. The ugs will answer and agree to meet ASAP, I'm talking like within an hour sometimes. I'm amazed at how much they trust me, a complete stranger, but I know how to talk to them, to unlock the door. You HAVE to know how to talk i.e. be brief, matter-of-fact. The less you speak, the better. You CAN NOT be nervous, talkin about weird sh!t, worse yet, boring sh!t. Just get to the point and meet.

I accidentally called one of these neurotic ones who flaked on me a while back, when trying to call a new girl of the same name, Sarah, I'd met through a friend, and I knew that it wasn't the new one's voice, but then remembered the neurotic 8's nervy voice from before, and said, "I'm sorry, I think I've got the wrong #" I sensed the disappointment on the other end. She Knew it was me. I'm sorry, but I'll have nothing to do with nervous twitchy b!tches, unless there's an attitude adjustment. Then, I'll fvck her.

I think I'll go on there right now (it's been a while) and see what pvssy I can scrounge up for the weekend, shouldn't be too hard

I'm really not horny, though, just tired from all the fvckin while on vacation this past week. I need some normalcy.

Hell it's probably as bad if not WORSE on Flakebook!

Women whine they can't meet anyone or "don't have time" but are purposefully ignorant to the amount of real life time they waste on Facebook, Twitter,Myspace, Yahoo chat and every other online thing that forces people to be lazy and seek an easy ego boost and shot of attention medicine. Pretty sick society today.

 

[Poonani Maker]

Hell it's probably as bad if not WORSE on Flakebook!

Women whine they can't meet anyone or "don't have time" but are purposefully ignorant to the amount of real life time they waste on Facebook, Twitter,Myspace, Yahoo chat and every other online thing that forces people to be lazy and seek an easy ego boost and shot of attention medicine. Pretty sick society today.

Some girls Really want to fvck and love the d!ck, dildos, whatever, in them though. It's amazing how quickly they'll come down your shaft after entry. They love it. Anticipation, and the deed. You find one that does, and the others who yap and twitter all the time will follow suit in time. Just find the ones that do.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Some girls Really want to fvck and love the d!ck, dildos, whatever, in them though. It's amazing how quickly they'll come down your shaft after entry. They love it. Anticipation, and the deed. You find one that does, and the others who yap and twitter all the time will follow suit in time. Just find the ones that do.

They do! And when you give it to them online they LOVE IT and anticipate real life "getting it".

I've had them curse me out yet continue talking and wanting more. Crazy women! That site is a blast! LMAO

 

[itishe]

My friend uses that site quite a bit. What he does is makes sure to add them to facebook first so that he can see more pictures. A high percentage of the time the "good" photos they use on Plenty of Fish do not tell the complete truth.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

My friend uses that site quite a bit. What he does is makes sure to add them to facebook first so that he can see more pictures. A high percentage of the time the "good" photos they use on Plenty of Fish do not tell the complete truth.

That's exactly what I suggest people on P.O.F do. Just to see alot more recent photos of the person.If you don't talk much or it doesn't work out then just delete them from Facebook..

 

[Darth]

Hell it's probably as bad if not WORSE on Flakebook!

LOL at "Flakebook." I'm using that now.

 

[justkyle]

my favorite line woman use all the time is... Im just not looking to get hurt again..... SERIOUSLY? IS ANYONE LOOKING TO GET HURT? Lmao.... But i do love the biting

 

[nismo-4]

LOL at "Flakebook." I'm using that now.

I thoutht F**kbook was funny like LieSpace & Qwitter, but this is hilarious! Kailex had translations of the POF common headlines and I loved it! Here's even more!

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=151501

 

[f283000]

my favorite line woman use all the time is... Im just not looking to get hurt again..... SERIOUSLY? IS ANYONE LOOKING TO GET HURT? Lmao.... But i do love the biting

single momas, baggage carriers, fatties, psychos, attention hors, classless etc etc.

POF is home of the lowest of the low when it comes to women. It's what Jerry Springer is to white trash. POF is the biggest showcase of the bottom of the gene pool of females.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

I thoutht F**kbook was funny like LieSpace & Qwitter, but this is hilarious! Kailex had translations of the POF common headlines and I loved it! Here's even more!

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=151501

I read that thread. Excellent! Funny and pathetic because it's all true!

I love calling them out on their ridculousness and then telling them "Hey don't lie to us, lie to Santa Claus!" They can't resist responding to a challenge to their B.S.