Some of these would make interesting "pickup" lines.
The following is a list of true Country-Western song titles:
Do You Love As Good As You Look?
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Got In At 2 With A "10" And Woke Up At 10 With A "2"
I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl,But The car Don't Run So I
Figure We Got An Even Deal
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Crying Over You
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out of Prison By Now
Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
Please Bypass This Heart
She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell “Yuck”!
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than Have to Have A Frontal Lobotomy
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead?
If Your Phone Doesn't Ring Baby, You’ll Know It's Me
If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey, I'd Blow It All On You
I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me
You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
All the Women That Turn Me On Turn Me Down
All My ‘Exes’ Live In Texas
I Got the Hungries for Your Love, and I'm Waitin In Your Welfare Line
If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can Still See Through You.
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
You Were Only A Splinter In My Ass As I Slid Down The Bannister Of
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
The following is a list of true Country-Western song titles:
Do You Love As Good As You Look?
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Got In At 2 With A "10" And Woke Up At 10 With A "2"
I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl,But The car Don't Run So I
Figure We Got An Even Deal
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Crying Over You
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out of Prison By Now
Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
Please Bypass This Heart
She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell “Yuck”!
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than Have to Have A Frontal Lobotomy
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead?
If Your Phone Doesn't Ring Baby, You’ll Know It's Me
If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey, I'd Blow It All On You
I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me
You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
All the Women That Turn Me On Turn Me Down
All My ‘Exes’ Live In Texas
I Got the Hungries for Your Love, and I'm Waitin In Your Welfare Line
If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can Still See Through You.
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
You Were Only A Splinter In My Ass As I Slid Down The Bannister Of
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
