Pick Up Lines Ready Go

[ROOKIE OF THE YEAR]

I wanna hear all you DJ's best pick up lines when you see a hot babe when walking toward you or stand close to you anywhere in outdoor public area.

whoever has the best pick up line will be known as DJ's of the month.

Ready go.

 

[Happiness Renewed]

"If you give me a blow job right now and here, this will be the most effective PU line and I will surely get DJ of the month"

 

[Mr.Style]

"Hi."

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

I think it would work better if you'd just offer us money to come up with lines for you.

 

[catch]

pick up lines dont work all that good, although ive found the hook up an shut up technique to work well...

its just basically sparking her curiousity, and playing on her need to now... until you drop somthing funny or completely unexpected..

some openers;

you;"wow, ive never seen somthing like that before..."

her;"huh what?"

you;" what! your not saying that you dont know, are you???

her; tell me, tell me, tell me!!!!!!!!!

or

you;" ive just noticed somthing very interesting about you..."

her;" what is it???

you"ahhh. i shouldnt really say..."



well once youve got her going then you just say somthing funny or unexpected, of course it will be made up... thats the whole point...

it can be a funny complement about how she reminds you of chewbacca out of star wars, or it can be that you, for some paranormal reason, can see through her cloths and know about her third nipple, or just the fact that she hasnt had a shave for months... any thing that YOU think would be funny....

 

[DeathDealer]

I had sex with Rookie Of the Year's Mom last night. She owes me $100.

 

[TyTe`EyEs]

"I wanna have doggy style sex with you."

 

[catch]

death dealer, i dint know you were a rent boy...youve been had...

 

[Shike]

" You are way too cute not to know me."

I used this on Sat. Got a F-close and two numbers and I only used it TWICE.
The F-close is coming over in the next 10 minutes to give me a "Shiatsu massage."

Trust me, it works wonders.

 

[catch]

i like that one shike, ime gona use it, and i could probably guess what kind of reaction i would get from that...

on approach;

me;"ooh la la"

her;"he he,(chuckle,blush) excuse me??"

me;"your way to cute not to know me"


or it would be;


me: "ooh la la"

her; FCUK OFF MONKEY BOY.....

 

[AverageFC]

"Hey baby, I'm a necrophiliac. How well do you play dead?"

 

[Desdinova]

The person who has the best "pickup lines" is the one who can adapt to any situation and can start a conversation based on location, physical appearance, and body language.

 

[MrHarris]

Hello. How are you?

 

[thefonz]

"What can i get for 25 bucks? You're not a cop......Are you?"

 

[habdragon08]

Do you sleep on your stomach?

*any answer*

Can I?

 

[Surfboard]

Nice legs!!!

What time do they open?

 

[MacDiddy]

while we're all being so immature!

(looking down at crotch)

Well its not going to suck itself!!!

 

[TyTe`EyEs]

I just put you at the top of my 'to do' list.


I like that one.

 

[Luveno]

Hello baybay, you remind me of a barbecue, because you got a hot rack.

Then she'll DEFINITELY have SEX SEX SEX SEX with YOU! Until you DIE!!!!!

 

[FreeStyleZ]

Suck me beautiful.