Newjersy Stud
Don Juan
ok i know they advise us not to use pick up lines but some times they do work its all about tone and timing. if you know any good ones feel free to add them in. even if you deside not to use them they make good jokes to tell around your femail friends " one time i saw this guy use the patetic line it went like this ... )
i ask only one thing, make sure you number each pick up line so if this last one one 3 .. yours would be 4. (lets hope we can all count)
1) Yo baby, you be my dairy queen, I’ll be your burger king, you treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
2)(Lick finger and place on shoulder) lets say we go back to my place and take these wet cloths off.
3) On second thought, I don’t need your number; I’ll just finger you in later.
4) Smile if you think I’m cute.
5) You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
6) I’m an American express lover; you shouldn’t go home with out me.
7) I’m not trying anything I’ve always put my hands there.
8) Stand back! I’m a doctor you go get the ambulance ill loosen the
Cloths.
9) You must be the cause of global warming cause your hot.
10) Go ahead, touch me. I’m real.
11) Your lips where made to kiss, and I don’t like to see good things go to waist.
12) Baby, when you smile you’re a Kodak moment.
13) I’m feeling kind of venerable want to take advantage of me?
14) I’m feeling kind of insecure can I get a hug?
15) I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I’d tell you who.
16) How dose it feel to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
17) I must be lost …I thought paradise was feather south.
18) I’m a looser come make me a winner.
19)…. And I thought I was hot!
20) Hay is it cold in here or are you just trying to give me some pointers.
21) I’m Mr. Right some one said you where looking for me.
22) Tickle, tickle on your chin if you where horny you would grin.
23) Why do you have to be so dang fine every day? Can’t you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change.
24) I’m not like other guys.
25) You get a minuet… that’s more than enough time to make you mine.
26) Are you Greek? No? I thought ALL goddesses were Greek
27) I don't usually go for women... but in your case, I'll make an exception
28) I want to roll you up in a hot tortilla shell and spread taco meat all over your body.
30) I’m doing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?
31) From my experience as a carpet-maker, I can tell that you'd be great shag.
32) If I had you, I wouldn't have to dream anymore.
33) Your eyes are blue like the ocean... and baby, I'm lost at sea.
34) Do you work for Kodak? Because you're really well developed.
35) Do you like Snickers? 'Cause you've got the chocolate, and I'm nuts about you.
36) Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.
37) Can I have your number? I've got 35 cents and nobody to call.
38) Hey, I like your shirt. Is it okay if I pick it up off my floor tomorrow and wear it to school?
39) Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT
40) Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
41) Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
42) Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you got fine fine fine written all over ya.
43) I can't wait until tomorrow. She reply’s why not. You say cause you look better everyday
44) You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge.
45) Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
46) Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
47) Be unique and different, say yes
48) At last! I finally found the perfect girl!
50) Is it hot in here or is it just you?
51) If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
52) I'm writing a telephone book. May I have your number?
53) I know I'm not Mr. Right, but would you settle for Mr. Right Now?
54) But you're so *cute* when you blush!
55) I don't approve of your objectives, but I love your methods
56) Please be patient--this is my first time.
57) I only like two kinds of girls--domestic and imported.
58) I can read you like a book, but I keep forgetting my place.
59) I feel great! And I don't kiss badly either!
61) I wanted to screw your brains out but apparently someone already did it.
62) Want to see a trick I learned in prison?
63) Life without you is like a broken pencil it has no point.
64) Do I have permission to hit on you?
65) You make every one around you look like they’ve with an ugly stick and thrown in a pool of ugly.
66) Could you repeat that I can’t admire you and lison to you at the same time?
67) Girl you could boil water with that body.
68) Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
69) Oh gosh is that a snakebite quick come here and let me suck the venom out.
70) Walk up to some one and pretend to bite them when they ask whey you did that say I just wanted to see if you tasted as good as you look.
71) I’ll make you a deal I’ll buy you the next drink if you promise not to hog all the covers.
72) Excuse me miss but I’m going to have to ask you to leave your making all the other women look bad.
73) I smell roses…. did you fart?
74) Is that a watch? My friend has a watch.
75) Why do you have to be so fine every single day? Can’t you take a brake and let me concentrate on something else for a change?
76) Do you eat lucky charms? Because you look magically delicious.
77) I know your beautiful on the outside, how about letting me get to know you on the inside?
78) Your so hot every time I say your name I burn my thongs.
79) When in a bar, buy a drink and walk up to the nearest hot girl and say thanks for the drink when she ask what you mean reply “ the bar tender said the most beautiful girl in the bar bought me a drink so I wanted to thank her.
80) Ask for her hand then turn it to the palm side and point out: “there was a lil bunny here and a big river here. The bunny wants to get to the other side but he can’t swim and it’s too long to hop around. How dose the bunny get over?
She says: I don’t know?
You respond: I don’t know either I just wanted to hold your hand
81) Loves sensation is caused by temptation; a guy puts his location in a destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do u want a demonstration?
82) I caught a fish this big (hold hands 6 Inc apart) but that wasn’t big enough then I caught a fish this big (hold hands 12 Inc apart) but it still wasn’t big enough. Then I cought a fish this big (give girl a hug) and everything was perfect.
83) Hey I’m Mr. Right some one said you where looking for me?
84) You spend so much time in my dreams I should attar charging you rent.
85) I don’t know if you notice this or not but where both whirring shoes talk about your coincidences.
86) my name’s <name> but you can call me any time.
i ask only one thing, make sure you number each pick up line so if this last one one 3 .. yours would be 4. (lets hope we can all count)
1) Yo baby, you be my dairy queen, I’ll be your burger king, you treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
2)(Lick finger and place on shoulder) lets say we go back to my place and take these wet cloths off.
3) On second thought, I don’t need your number; I’ll just finger you in later.
4) Smile if you think I’m cute.
5) You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
6) I’m an American express lover; you shouldn’t go home with out me.
7) I’m not trying anything I’ve always put my hands there.
8) Stand back! I’m a doctor you go get the ambulance ill loosen the
Cloths.
9) You must be the cause of global warming cause your hot.
10) Go ahead, touch me. I’m real.
11) Your lips where made to kiss, and I don’t like to see good things go to waist.
12) Baby, when you smile you’re a Kodak moment.
13) I’m feeling kind of venerable want to take advantage of me?
14) I’m feeling kind of insecure can I get a hug?
15) I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I’d tell you who.
16) How dose it feel to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
17) I must be lost …I thought paradise was feather south.
18) I’m a looser come make me a winner.
19)…. And I thought I was hot!
20) Hay is it cold in here or are you just trying to give me some pointers.
21) I’m Mr. Right some one said you where looking for me.
22) Tickle, tickle on your chin if you where horny you would grin.
23) Why do you have to be so dang fine every day? Can’t you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change.
24) I’m not like other guys.
25) You get a minuet… that’s more than enough time to make you mine.
26) Are you Greek? No? I thought ALL goddesses were Greek
27) I don't usually go for women... but in your case, I'll make an exception
28) I want to roll you up in a hot tortilla shell and spread taco meat all over your body.
30) I’m doing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?
31) From my experience as a carpet-maker, I can tell that you'd be great shag.
32) If I had you, I wouldn't have to dream anymore.
33) Your eyes are blue like the ocean... and baby, I'm lost at sea.
34) Do you work for Kodak? Because you're really well developed.
35) Do you like Snickers? 'Cause you've got the chocolate, and I'm nuts about you.
36) Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.
37) Can I have your number? I've got 35 cents and nobody to call.
38) Hey, I like your shirt. Is it okay if I pick it up off my floor tomorrow and wear it to school?
39) Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT
40) Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
41) Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
42) Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you got fine fine fine written all over ya.
43) I can't wait until tomorrow. She reply’s why not. You say cause you look better everyday
44) You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge.
45) Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
46) Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
47) Be unique and different, say yes
48) At last! I finally found the perfect girl!
50) Is it hot in here or is it just you?
51) If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
52) I'm writing a telephone book. May I have your number?
53) I know I'm not Mr. Right, but would you settle for Mr. Right Now?
54) But you're so *cute* when you blush!
55) I don't approve of your objectives, but I love your methods
56) Please be patient--this is my first time.
57) I only like two kinds of girls--domestic and imported.
58) I can read you like a book, but I keep forgetting my place.
59) I feel great! And I don't kiss badly either!
61) I wanted to screw your brains out but apparently someone already did it.
62) Want to see a trick I learned in prison?
63) Life without you is like a broken pencil it has no point.
64) Do I have permission to hit on you?
65) You make every one around you look like they’ve with an ugly stick and thrown in a pool of ugly.
66) Could you repeat that I can’t admire you and lison to you at the same time?
67) Girl you could boil water with that body.
68) Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
69) Oh gosh is that a snakebite quick come here and let me suck the venom out.
70) Walk up to some one and pretend to bite them when they ask whey you did that say I just wanted to see if you tasted as good as you look.
71) I’ll make you a deal I’ll buy you the next drink if you promise not to hog all the covers.
72) Excuse me miss but I’m going to have to ask you to leave your making all the other women look bad.
73) I smell roses…. did you fart?
74) Is that a watch? My friend has a watch.
75) Why do you have to be so fine every single day? Can’t you take a brake and let me concentrate on something else for a change?
76) Do you eat lucky charms? Because you look magically delicious.
77) I know your beautiful on the outside, how about letting me get to know you on the inside?
78) Your so hot every time I say your name I burn my thongs.
79) When in a bar, buy a drink and walk up to the nearest hot girl and say thanks for the drink when she ask what you mean reply “ the bar tender said the most beautiful girl in the bar bought me a drink so I wanted to thank her.
80) Ask for her hand then turn it to the palm side and point out: “there was a lil bunny here and a big river here. The bunny wants to get to the other side but he can’t swim and it’s too long to hop around. How dose the bunny get over?
She says: I don’t know?
You respond: I don’t know either I just wanted to hold your hand
81) Loves sensation is caused by temptation; a guy puts his location in a destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do u want a demonstration?
82) I caught a fish this big (hold hands 6 Inc apart) but that wasn’t big enough then I caught a fish this big (hold hands 12 Inc apart) but it still wasn’t big enough. Then I cought a fish this big (give girl a hug) and everything was perfect.
83) Hey I’m Mr. Right some one said you where looking for me?
84) You spend so much time in my dreams I should attar charging you rent.
85) I don’t know if you notice this or not but where both whirring shoes talk about your coincidences.
86) my name’s <name> but you can call me any time.
