Penkitten's & Gio's Virtual Wedding Gift Thread...

[Wyldfire]

This thread is for everyone to post links to photos of virtual wedding gifts. Don't forget to explain why you chose the "gift" you posted!


I chose my gift because EVERY couple with kids needs one of these...hehehe!

http://www.edmunds.com/media/reviews/generations/minivans/01-.chrysler.t&c.500.jpg

 

[rgeere]

Leave it to a woman ...

 

[Teen Spirit]

Because Gio's got a tiny c0ck and is a sexual dud.

http://www.net1on1uk.co.uk/modules/shop/images/rampant_rabbit.jpg

 

[high nrg]

www.daddle.com

cmon, you know you wish you had one of these when you were a kid

 

[Wyldfire]

Originally posted by high nrg
www.daddle.com

cmon, you know you wish you had one of these when you were a kid

lol...I want one of those!

 

[Fatality]

for gio when his wife isn't in the mood

http://www.theprankstore.com/prank/judy doll.jpg

 

[Wyldfire]

You guys aren't being very practical...

I think you're all oversexed and undersupplied.

 

[quest]

you gotto feel bad when u make a thread like this and 3/7 posts are yours (before i posted)..

but i'm sure it'd be a popular thread at a girls website..

 

[Desdinova]

Congratulations Gio and Penkitten! You have just won Desdinova's Ultimate Wedding package!

First of all, you'll need some nice music for the Wedding Ceremony and Reception. I present you with this great album of romantic songs:

http://image.com.com/mp3/images/cover/200/drd600/d618/d61811f8pr1.jpg

Second, you'll need a wedding cake, customed to Penkitten's name:

http://www.goblinville.com/pages/kitty-litter-cake.jpg

...and what's a cake without something to cut it:

http://www.mayonaisemind.com/sitepics/moviefilm/texaschainsaw/memorabilia/GunnarHansen-Chainsaw.JPG

And of course, you'll need somewhere to spend you're romantic honeymoon!

http://www.all-oregon.com/dayton.htm

This exclusive wedding package is worth $300! Congratulations!

 

[Fatality]

Originally posted by Wyldfire
You guys aren't being very practical...

I think you're all oversexed and undersupplied.

and you need a sense of humor

 

[PRMoon]

Lets not forget the most imporant thing in any new household

http://www.epsombathrooms.co.uk/seats2.html

 

[comic_relief]

I can't wait for Gio and Pen to see your gift ideas!!! Its going to be fun.

 

[penkitten]

o my goodness! look at all the neato gifts


well no wedding shower is complete without your thank you presents huh?

ok, heres to all the good sports :

http://www.beer.com/section_beerGirls.html

 

[Wyldfire]

Originally posted by penkitten
o my goodness! look at all the neato gifts


well no wedding shower is complete without your thank you presents huh?

ok, heres to all the good sports :

http://www.beer.com/section_beerGirls.html

Erm...pen...I appreciate the gesture and all...really, I do...but I don't swing that way. I am strictly d*ckly, afterall. Since you're spreading the "thank you love"...how about Jean Claude's bare booty for me to test out my new bull whip and cattle prod on?

 

[rgeere]

This whole thread should be vomited on ...

 

[Wyldfire]

Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
*vomit*

What's the matter? No love for Jean Claude? Or are you just still sore about me being my "blunt and pull-no punches" self? C'mon Gio...you KNOW that despite my direct and less than gentle way in saying things that I do at least mean well. You'd find it so much easier to get along with me if you would just take the things I say in the spirit they were intended. I WAS trying to offer helpful advice, ya know. You seemed to be a little more open to that kind of input at that time, so I went with it.

 

[Wyldfire]

Originally posted by rgeere
This whole thread should be vomited on ...

Isn't there traffic or something for you to play in?

 

[Wyldfire]

Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
The vomit was induced by the Jean Claude cattle prod thing.

This is like a guy on this site saying... "I kinoed the girl and she didn't slap me. Seeing my chance, I decided to put my weener into her poop hole. I don't know what went wrong." [/B]

Ewww...Gio...I didn't mean I wanted to violate him with the cattle prod! Yuck! I was just gonna poke his cheeks, that's all! Well, maybe spank him, too...but nothing more than that. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Listen...it was NOT my intention to offend you or hurt your feelings when I made the comment I did. Marriage is a big step and it's just a really good idea to put a lot of thought into what could be an issue once you're living together and plan ahead. I genuinely thought I saw something that could give you some trouble and I thought you should think about it and sort out how to handle it BEFORE moving in together. I wish the two of you nothing but the best...and I only said what I did because I thought it was important for you to think about. I really want you guys to succeed.

Okay...I gotta get off here...I have to work in the morning.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

My bad behavior is limited to the Internet. In real life, I am a perfect angel.

 

[penkitten]

Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
My bad behavior is limited to the Internet. In real life, I am a perfect angel.

my angel