Party Saturday! Need An Outfit!!!

[ProDJ26]

all rite guys this HB8 who I've known since about middle school is throwing a party this weekend. (luckily for me
i get back in town tomorrow ) Anywho it's supposed to be a red and white only party. Also she's puttn me on tha V.I.P. List! man talk about connections! However there are ywo problems:

1) I have no Car nor any transportation on how to get there. When she asked if I was going I joked with her and claimed "I'll go if I'm intrested". Truth be told I don't know how ima show up! Any ideas?

2) My second problem is that I don't have ANYTHING RED OR WHITE! only this one tight ass white t-shirt thanks to the weight gains :crackup:
I thought about wearin a santa suit BUT I remember there going to be an after party and tht **** is gonna get real hot. (party is in Florida)
Any ideas? :nervous:

 

[MisterNigma]

1. Ok, pay for a cab.

2. Get some red clothes. I think next year I want to go as Hugh Hefner...


-E.Nigma

 

[ProDJ26]

LMAO well at this point CAb may be only option! My main new year resolution: GET A CAR!

 

[MisterNigma]

Get a completely white tuxedo.

Some easily washed out red paint. Splash red paint on white suit. Go to party. When asked, explain "I ran into this nutcase art chic at an art expo, she 's completely psycho..."

Santa costume is pretty good too, but I think you would do better going as the easter bunny. Just keep telling people, "Oh no, I came to the wrong party again!"


-E.Nigma