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All rise! Court is back in session. You may be seated.
I had to take a trip back to Reality Springs, Ohio.
I knew after having solved 40 common ass cases here that I'd be seeing these same problems popping up. And I knew that there would still be some common ass cases that needed to be solved and addressed.
Without further ado, here are 29 more common ass cases that just need answers. I'm continuing this from the stickied thread with a similar title. http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=191182
41. We went out, she enjoyed it, we made out, and now she won't respond!
This increasingly new trend here has to be first. She liked you at that moment. Now that she got her attention fix from you, your princess is in another castle! Oh the sorrow! The Pain! Don't expect too f**kin' much and you won't get hurt! Also, a makeout without sex after a date is her way of making you think you still have a chance of sex with her. It's a snowball's chance in hell unless your penis is pounding her vagina. Have fun, and don't invest too heavily in her! If she asks you to call her when you get in, PLEASE DO NOT F**KIN' DO IT! Let her wonder about you. She needs to earn your attention.
42. Golddiggers
Don't get had by her good looks! Always screen your women! A common car like a Toyota and staying low-key can ward most of them off, but not all of them! Stay alert. Be logical. Keep your options open.
43. Facebook
Don't be the lame e-orbiter who comments on women's pictures saying sh*t like "You look hot", "That picture is missing me", (Insert a third lame common ass comment here while I barf). To meet a girl off Facebook, like any other social or dating site, you must get their ass off the internet quickly.
44. Buying a girl a drink
I'm glad this type of thread has become less common here. You don't f**kin' do it. Use a witticism and if she's interested, she'll stay around and buy YOU one! Don't fall for the whine. Don't fall victim to the vagina. Doing so will make you chase her therefore making you an orbiter. And your princess is in another castle!
45. She was into me, gave me her number, and won't answer!
No, you let her think she can have you dumbass. Women want what they can't have. So she went into attention wh0re mode. The outcome isn't any good that is for you. Aren't you spinning more plates?
46. Strippers
View this. http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=174760
47. Other hired guns (waitresses, bartenders, cashiers, stewardesses, etc.)
These women ARE attainable. Just difficult to do so. Remember that while they're working, they're there to attract more business. Talking to them while in work mode has them viewing you as a customer, therefore, interested in your wallet. They flirt for tips and business. I reviewed a case where an op got a fake # from a waitress and was surprised that his princess was in another castle. I wasn't surprised at all. The court orders you to go for these girls after work or break for much better results!
48. Milfs
Understand that if you're dating one, her child is priority numero uno. I still don't know why guys put these women on pedestals. Don't think she's easy either. Roll with the punches. You are 2 years older than her if she asks your age. Otherwise, she has a pu$$y, right? You want to get with her, right? She's a woman, right? You find her attractive, right? Absolutely! Get off your ass and handle your business!
49. Women giving dating advice
Following this type of sh*t is a quick way to Loser, South Dakota as well as Nopoonani, Tennessee. I read a few lists here about what women like (via links to these lists off of this site) and I've ruled it complete bullsh*t! Most good advice here by guys is very valid. If you really want a PUA guide, look for a free download of it. Women want James Bond. They just don't want you to become James Bond.
50. Women want sex as much as men
A woman can get sex anytime she wants. Most guys can't even get a girlfriend within 3 weeks of trying. Women do want sex , with the alpha male, that is! All women want (or at least dream of) a super handsome millionaire who's got high status and will take care of her indefinitely! But that guy barely exists, so that's where game comes into play, as women have to scratch off from their long-ass list of requirements. Don't cater to this long ass list. If you want sex, a girlfriend, or a f**k buddy, get off your ass and handle your business.
51. Women saying I don't have sex on the first night
With a beta male! Ties in with case #41. If you are an alpha male, you'll virtually eliminate the idea of females saying that to you. Look at it like that old videogame Zelda 1 where you want to get to the second quest. A beta male will have to play through the first quest which is tedious as hell, even with maps! For an alpha male, enter your name as Zelda. That file instantly starts you on the second quest! The rules are skewed for betas, and awesome for alphas. Life ain't fair. No sh*t sherlock. You can either make something out of it or complain in misery. That's up to you.
52. IOI's, Lots of IOI's!
IOI's are as reliable as a Ford Pinto! IOD's are as reliable as a Toyota Camry! Don't jump for joy just because you got an IOI. Don't change, be spontaneous, and don't act like you have something to lose. A woman's interest in you can fade faster than an ice cube in hell. Oh no! What do I do? You strike, grab, dash, and don't linger.
53. Beating up women
After this whole Chris Brown & Rhianna sh*t, it shows that women love men who are high status and have that much power. No sh*t Sherlock! If you have the fame, fortune, and good looks, you can get away with that kind of stuff. Being a white knight for such a woman won't do any good that is for you. Captain Save-A-Ho always rescues the princess and finds out she's in another castle. 5 minutes of alpha trumps 5 years of beta. Always. BTW, if you're average, you won't get away with this. You'll have to be a sexual threat. Make her submissive!
54. Friendzone invites i.e. We're going out just as friends, Early IHAB
Don't take 'em. You have other women right? Go ghost on those who try it on you, then mess with one of your other plates! If you take one, you know what the friendzone is like, so don't come f**kin' crying when you accept the invite and find out this princess is getting hot with King Koopa's fire. You know you're not getting the girl sexually, so don't waste your time. Don't reward a woman for bad behavior.
55. I think she still wants me, but she said no!
Motherf**ker, if you think a woman still wants you after she rejects you, you need to check yourself. Don't be f**kin' delusional. It's stupid. Face reality. Your princess is in another castle, so get over it and move the f**k on!
56. I'm attractive, but I can't get women! WTF?
You're either unattractive, or you lack the testicular initiative to make a move. Get off your ass and handle your business.
57. She wanted sex, but turned me down at the last minute!
Why the f**k did you jump at those words? A woman's most powerful weapon is her pu$$y. And its power beat you. If a woman mentions sex, just take it with a grain of salt. Keep your distances. Maintain your composure. Don't change. Or else the power is in her hands, and you'll be calling her a diktease while jacking off to visions of her.
58. Supplication
Buying a girl a drink, going out of your way to do sh*t for her, bending over backwards, the list goes on. And the princess who makes these demands to guys who obey soon hears them crying when they hear that she's in another castle. Sometimes my castle! Anyways, don't bend over backwards for a girl you just met or aren't banging. Supplication can be called "Ball clipping". Because she has the power over you. Being a jerk does work, but some girls will still walk away from you. Better to be rejected as a jerk alpha than strung along as a niceguy beta who gives flowers on date 3 without lay, then does more on date 4 and STILL don't get none! :flowers: :kick: :cuss: When he hears his princess is in another castle, it looks like this: :cuss:
59. She won't answer the phone/ return my calls!
"Your Honor, I called her 6 times and she won't pick up!" Dumbass, you've fallen and you can't get up! Calling her once puts the ball in her court. Now SHE IS THE ONE who has to CALL YOU BACK. A second time is the absolute max. A third time is desperation. Call it what you want, if you had more options, you wouldn't worry about this one girl! You'd assume that the princess is in another castle, forget about her, call another girl, set something up, then get off your ass and handle your business!
I had to take a trip back to Reality Springs, Ohio.
I knew after having solved 40 common ass cases here that I'd be seeing these same problems popping up. And I knew that there would still be some common ass cases that needed to be solved and addressed.
Without further ado, here are 29 more common ass cases that just need answers. I'm continuing this from the stickied thread with a similar title. http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=191182
41. We went out, she enjoyed it, we made out, and now she won't respond!
This increasingly new trend here has to be first. She liked you at that moment. Now that she got her attention fix from you, your princess is in another castle! Oh the sorrow! The Pain! Don't expect too f**kin' much and you won't get hurt! Also, a makeout without sex after a date is her way of making you think you still have a chance of sex with her. It's a snowball's chance in hell unless your penis is pounding her vagina. Have fun, and don't invest too heavily in her! If she asks you to call her when you get in, PLEASE DO NOT F**KIN' DO IT! Let her wonder about you. She needs to earn your attention.
42. Golddiggers
Don't get had by her good looks! Always screen your women! A common car like a Toyota and staying low-key can ward most of them off, but not all of them! Stay alert. Be logical. Keep your options open.
43. Facebook
Don't be the lame e-orbiter who comments on women's pictures saying sh*t like "You look hot", "That picture is missing me", (Insert a third lame common ass comment here while I barf). To meet a girl off Facebook, like any other social or dating site, you must get their ass off the internet quickly.
44. Buying a girl a drink
I'm glad this type of thread has become less common here. You don't f**kin' do it. Use a witticism and if she's interested, she'll stay around and buy YOU one! Don't fall for the whine. Don't fall victim to the vagina. Doing so will make you chase her therefore making you an orbiter. And your princess is in another castle!
45. She was into me, gave me her number, and won't answer!
No, you let her think she can have you dumbass. Women want what they can't have. So she went into attention wh0re mode. The outcome isn't any good that is for you. Aren't you spinning more plates?
46. Strippers
View this. http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=174760
47. Other hired guns (waitresses, bartenders, cashiers, stewardesses, etc.)
These women ARE attainable. Just difficult to do so. Remember that while they're working, they're there to attract more business. Talking to them while in work mode has them viewing you as a customer, therefore, interested in your wallet. They flirt for tips and business. I reviewed a case where an op got a fake # from a waitress and was surprised that his princess was in another castle. I wasn't surprised at all. The court orders you to go for these girls after work or break for much better results!
48. Milfs
Understand that if you're dating one, her child is priority numero uno. I still don't know why guys put these women on pedestals. Don't think she's easy either. Roll with the punches. You are 2 years older than her if she asks your age. Otherwise, she has a pu$$y, right? You want to get with her, right? She's a woman, right? You find her attractive, right? Absolutely! Get off your ass and handle your business!
49. Women giving dating advice
Following this type of sh*t is a quick way to Loser, South Dakota as well as Nopoonani, Tennessee. I read a few lists here about what women like (via links to these lists off of this site) and I've ruled it complete bullsh*t! Most good advice here by guys is very valid. If you really want a PUA guide, look for a free download of it. Women want James Bond. They just don't want you to become James Bond.
50. Women want sex as much as men
A woman can get sex anytime she wants. Most guys can't even get a girlfriend within 3 weeks of trying. Women do want sex , with the alpha male, that is! All women want (or at least dream of) a super handsome millionaire who's got high status and will take care of her indefinitely! But that guy barely exists, so that's where game comes into play, as women have to scratch off from their long-ass list of requirements. Don't cater to this long ass list. If you want sex, a girlfriend, or a f**k buddy, get off your ass and handle your business.
51. Women saying I don't have sex on the first night
With a beta male! Ties in with case #41. If you are an alpha male, you'll virtually eliminate the idea of females saying that to you. Look at it like that old videogame Zelda 1 where you want to get to the second quest. A beta male will have to play through the first quest which is tedious as hell, even with maps! For an alpha male, enter your name as Zelda. That file instantly starts you on the second quest! The rules are skewed for betas, and awesome for alphas. Life ain't fair. No sh*t sherlock. You can either make something out of it or complain in misery. That's up to you.
52. IOI's, Lots of IOI's!
IOI's are as reliable as a Ford Pinto! IOD's are as reliable as a Toyota Camry! Don't jump for joy just because you got an IOI. Don't change, be spontaneous, and don't act like you have something to lose. A woman's interest in you can fade faster than an ice cube in hell. Oh no! What do I do? You strike, grab, dash, and don't linger.
53. Beating up women
After this whole Chris Brown & Rhianna sh*t, it shows that women love men who are high status and have that much power. No sh*t Sherlock! If you have the fame, fortune, and good looks, you can get away with that kind of stuff. Being a white knight for such a woman won't do any good that is for you. Captain Save-A-Ho always rescues the princess and finds out she's in another castle. 5 minutes of alpha trumps 5 years of beta. Always. BTW, if you're average, you won't get away with this. You'll have to be a sexual threat. Make her submissive!
54. Friendzone invites i.e. We're going out just as friends, Early IHAB
Don't take 'em. You have other women right? Go ghost on those who try it on you, then mess with one of your other plates! If you take one, you know what the friendzone is like, so don't come f**kin' crying when you accept the invite and find out this princess is getting hot with King Koopa's fire. You know you're not getting the girl sexually, so don't waste your time. Don't reward a woman for bad behavior.
55. I think she still wants me, but she said no!
Motherf**ker, if you think a woman still wants you after she rejects you, you need to check yourself. Don't be f**kin' delusional. It's stupid. Face reality. Your princess is in another castle, so get over it and move the f**k on!
56. I'm attractive, but I can't get women! WTF?
You're either unattractive, or you lack the testicular initiative to make a move. Get off your ass and handle your business.
57. She wanted sex, but turned me down at the last minute!
Why the f**k did you jump at those words? A woman's most powerful weapon is her pu$$y. And its power beat you. If a woman mentions sex, just take it with a grain of salt. Keep your distances. Maintain your composure. Don't change. Or else the power is in her hands, and you'll be calling her a diktease while jacking off to visions of her.
58. Supplication
Buying a girl a drink, going out of your way to do sh*t for her, bending over backwards, the list goes on. And the princess who makes these demands to guys who obey soon hears them crying when they hear that she's in another castle. Sometimes my castle! Anyways, don't bend over backwards for a girl you just met or aren't banging. Supplication can be called "Ball clipping". Because she has the power over you. Being a jerk does work, but some girls will still walk away from you. Better to be rejected as a jerk alpha than strung along as a niceguy beta who gives flowers on date 3 without lay, then does more on date 4 and STILL don't get none! :flowers: :kick: :cuss: When he hears his princess is in another castle, it looks like this: :cuss:
59. She won't answer the phone/ return my calls!
"Your Honor, I called her 6 times and she won't pick up!" Dumbass, you've fallen and you can't get up! Calling her once puts the ball in her court. Now SHE IS THE ONE who has to CALL YOU BACK. A second time is the absolute max. A third time is desperation. Call it what you want, if you had more options, you wouldn't worry about this one girl! You'd assume that the princess is in another castle, forget about her, call another girl, set something up, then get off your ass and handle your business!
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