Part Deux

MacAvoy

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Alright heres the original dreaded roommate thread and and here's the she likes porn link. Now fast forward to last weekend, I got home around midnight Saturday night from my poker game, she got home around 12:30. I was about to go to a neighborhood pub but she brought home some beer & wine so I stayed in with her.

We get wasted, at some point we go into her room, not sure why, maybe cuz she brought out a $200 bottle of scotch from her closet but regardless, we are sitting on her bed, she out of the blue reaches in towards me and kissses me, a good long wet one. I was totally shocked but like OK.

A few minutes later she takes off her pants so she is only in her panties. We end up passing out but don't do anything. I wake up the next afternoon beside her and thats when I'm weakest/horniest, when I'm hungover. So she slowly wakes up, I begin to start rubbing her, feel her breast, in her panties. Start to pull them off but a minute later she's like we can't or whatever. I was like who cares, lets just do it. She decides that she better get up so she says tell you what I'll go make us breakfast. That was the end of it.

Everything is back to normal. Last night, we both got in late again. Started drinking. I blanked out and woke up in her bed this morning with my pants on but my shirt was off. I got up and went to work, she didn't hear me. I have no idea why I was in her bed but I seen my shirt on my bed when I got ready.

Any bets on what happened? ps I don't know how this is relevant but I knew nothing would happen at the start of the night because she just started her period.
 

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I can't really relate. I don't black out, even when I'm drunk AND stoned.

1) I'd probably try not to hook up with my roomate. Could end with an eviction, you know? Or just flat out weird.
2) Thank the Lord this thread isn't about that other girl you always complain about.
3) Why not use her for social proof, to hook up with her friends? It's golden to have a female friend for social proof.
4) I've come to the conclusion that you're not all completely there. The "extreme" porn? Ridiculous decisions? Absolute disregard for logic? Blacking out? Jeopardizing your living situation to get some puzzy?

Maybe you need to trade sosuave.com for a therapist. Just sayin'....
 

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Yeah...don't sleep with her...why screw up a good thing? If she's feeding you top-shelf booze, watching porn and making you breakfast...hell, that's better than most of my married buddies are doing.
 

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Man, oh man, stay AWAY. This can only lead to bad things.

Trust me... I had a thing for a roommate and it ended up with me on antidepressants. Nothing is worse than living with someone who ditched you, seeing her every day 24/7.
 

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MacAvoy, you probably already know this, but you are an alcoholic. It would be better to get off the stuff you know. Whether its $200 a bottle or not, you would be better off just riding your roommate for the night, regardless of any problems from that. Because, in the long run, the booze cannot be good in these quantities. Consider the liver and the pancreas.
 

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the situation sounds cool right now. if it goes awry it is awkward till the lease runs up. although the way you are talking now, i wonder how cool you would be if she brought someone else home and well you heard them in the other room. dont **** where you eat. besides you dont want to live with a girl friend. trust me on that one.
 

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What's going on, you ask?

You are attracted to her and she is attracted to you at least enough to do what she did, pretty simple.

I was fukking a female roommate of mine awhile back and it ended up turning into a relationship. I don't regret my experience but I'm sure I am the exception rather than the rule. Proceed with caution!
 

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MacAvoy said:
we are sitting on her bed, she out of the blue reaches in towards me and kissses me, a good long wet one. I was totally shocked but like OK.

A few minutes later she takes off her pants so she is only in her panties. We end up passing out but don't do anything.
That was your shot. If you're worried about disrupting the "roommate" dynamic by f*cking her, consider yourself lucky nothing happened. But at this point, you're on your heels.
 
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