Parents Out of Town

[DirkPitt]

My friend's parents are out of town this weekend and we've come up with a little something.

My friend, his brother, and I all invite a respective ho with us to the house. We'll chill there for a few and hopefully get things started =). Any tips on how to procede this? I've already called the girl. I asked if she wanted to go w/ me to the guy's house cuz he's having a few people over. so its 3 guys , 3 girls, and a nice house.

Ohh, and when the ho's leave, its beer, stoggies, burgers and poker night.

 

[Da Game]

Sounds sweet.

For getting it started, I suggest a movie. If all 3 of you start putting the moves on at the same time, it'll probably deal with the anti-slut defense (at least if you've picked the right hos, it will).

Sounds like you have it all wrapped up... Have fun.

 

[Julian]

Get alcohol, i cant stress this enough. Free house + alcohol + b1tches = where its at.

 

[drixsa]

i realize that you just wanna hookup but throw a small party

play poker and cook some burgers at the party

when my friends throw a party we gett the grill goin like none other

charge $3-5 for a hot dog or burger

its awsome

poker is good too

but it will be way more fun if more ppl are there and easier to sneak off

besides more lades will flock if they know you are having a party

 

[DirkPitt]

Originally posted by drixsa
i realize that you just wanna hookup but throw a small party

play poker and cook some burgers at the party

when my friends throw a party we gett the grill goin like none other

charge $3-5 for a hot dog or burger

its awsome

poker is good too

but it will be way more fun if more ppl are there and easier to sneak off

besides more lades will flock if they know you are having a party

Nah neighbor's are very close to the family. not much of a party. We're pretty serious about the poker,. no ho's at the poker table.

A Movie sounds like a good idea. the house isn't very good for it though. hard to explain. not really a TV in the living room.

I'm thinking we sit around the living room shooting the **** for a whiles. then take the tour of the house approach.

 

[stickboy]

Charging your friends for food. Doesn't sound right to me

 

[drixsa]

Originally posted by stickboy
Charging your friends for food. Doesn't sound right to me

not your friends

the ppl that come to the party

if your bringing the meat dont you wanna be reimbursed for it?

 

[stickboy]

Sorry. I've just come accustomed that if you are throwing a party, you are paying for it. Never been to one where I had to pay and have never thrown one where I charged for stuff.

I guess it differs from the area you live in

 

[DirkPitt]

lol. any hints on what to do/say during those few minutes alone before the fun stuff? its always been an awkward moment for me.

 

[CableLight]

Easiest damn campaign alive, bud...

1) All your little buds show up

2) Someone's gotta pour some drinks. I dont know if your girls would like beer, so you'd probably want to cator something a little less Fraturnal. My suggestion: Jello Shots. Taste great and get you fvcked up.

3) Then, as someone suggested, watch a movie (preferably Horror)...It wont take long before everyones loosend up from the Jellos, so conversations usually come pretty easy. In other words, dont worry about what to talk about now, you'll know when you get there what to say.

4) Dont waste much time. I'd say by 30 minutes into the movie, you should have made your move...

5) Take it somewhere...i.e. dont creep your buddies out by banging a chick on the floor of the room you guys were all watching a movie in (unless they've all left).

Despite my lack of details, its really easy...What you do "after" is up to you...

 

[DirkPitt]

no movies. i think the 3 couples of us is just ognna sit around and takl for a while. i dunno how this is gonna work. i know we'll have some beers though.

and i dunno about 3 couples anymore, my boy's ho flaked out on him or something. anyways, she's not coming anymore. I'm not going to proceed w/out him...well actually i might, this girl's got huge boobies hehe...

two couples will be weird. hmm. ****.

 

[Julian]

^^dude your on some lame a$$ sh1t. These b1tches are going to flee the scene if your going to do what your saying that your going to do.

What you need to do is have music bumping, play drinking games, have at least 7 people. 4 girls 3 guys, at the least.

Play twister. while trashed, with the music bumpin.

If you do anyting less then that you might as well be on a date with 1 girl.


2 couples is fuccin lame. Might as well do a double date to a restaurant.

 

[Oxide]

yeah, you better think now before this turns into a do nothing by yourself party.

call some people up, make them call people up, and get a little 7-13 people party going.

 

[DirkPitt]

Dude, i know what lame ass sh!t is and if it starts smelling like it, i'll call it quits. As long as my friend has a ho to bring then 6 people will be okay. 3 guys 3 girls. . .

If not, i'll call it quits and i'll just have a few 4-5 guys over at my friend's house and we'll play poker, smoke stoggies, beer and burgers all night. we can have fun w/out chicks. i was just hoping the other festivities would take place after the ho's

oh well, this guy's a stud, lol i've talked about him before. he can get a ho on short notice....

 

[elguato]

Originally posted by DirkPitt
My friend's parents are out of town this weekend and we've come up with a little something.

My friend, his brother, and I all invite a respective ho with us to the house. We'll chill there for a few and hopefully get things started =). Any tips on how to procede this? I've already called the girl. I asked if she wanted to go w/ me to the guy's house cuz he's having a few people over. so its 3 guys , 3 girls, and a nice house.

Ohh, and when the ho's leave, its beer, stoggies, burgers and poker night.

Funny enough this happened to me and my buddy 2 weeks ago or so.. his parents were outta town camping.. and he had the house to himself.. we got some ho's over and started watching the fight club.. then i got the great idea to have a vodka shooter competition on who can do the most in 15 seconds, lol... after that u just small talk about how great the girl was, lean in kiss her, and your on your way!!!!! (use your hands!)

 

[CableLight]

Use it if it works