P.U.I. (Posting Under the Influence)

[NINJA PIMP]

It's time to come clean guys. There are some strange people on this forum with some truly wacked out responses. I find it hard to believe that more than half of you are actually sober when you post.

I know for a fact that Pook prefers a little whiskey with his ******** to combat his guilt for lurking so long on this forum. To each his own. I may smoke a little dankness once in a while, but clean and sober keeps my game tight.

Disclaimer: Don't do drugs. Drugs are bad. :nono:

 

[PRMoon]

uhhh can i pick more the one?

 

[The Bad Ass Canadian]

hehe my cranky posts are usually alcohol induced.. Coffee is my major vice, otherwise.... i'm wired 24/7

 

[NINJA PIMP]

Originally posted by PRMoon
uhhh can i pick more the one?

Sure. Feel free to clear your cookies and cast another vote for your other favorites.

 

[mroriginal]

I picked alcohol I wonder how many crack heads are on this board?

BTW, how did you get into the moderators corner?

 

[Desdinova]

BTW, how did you get into the moderators corner?

One of his posts was probably moved there

 

[NINJA PIMP]

Originally posted by mroriginal
I picked alcohol I wonder how many crack heads are on this board?

BTW, how did you get into the moderators corner?

You guys didn't hear? I am getting a promotion soon and things are going to be a quite DIFFERENT around here.

:trouble:

 

[NINJA PIMP]

Damn there are a lot of alcoholics posting here. It seems Pook is not alone!

Coffee is no surprise as I imagine people post from work and sh!t.

Personally I expected wayyy more crackheads and stoners but maybe the poll option proves a little too complicated for the sobriety challenged.

For the record, I am smoking the first and last joint of this week.

*toke* *toke*
HAACCCKKKK...COUGH COUGH COOOUUUUGGGHHH!!!

How sweet it is!

 

[ER!C L!VE]

hrm depends on the week. Always caffeine. Sometimes Soma, xanax. Every few months it's oxycodone.

 

[Julian]

smokin on that dank.


Im quitting today tho...right after i smoke this jay....

 

[Boner da Stoner]

jay ride
jay walk
jay... just jay

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

I post only when I'm sober. If I'm getting drunk and high I'm getting drunk and high.

 

[brosnake]

I don't ever think I've posted something to this message board sober.

I'm packing the Vapezilla now.

 

[PRMoon]

Twice as sweet as sugar.
Twice as bitter as salt
And if you get hooked, baby, it's nobody elses fault!
So don't do it!

*sigh* If it were only that easy GMF

 

[NINJA PIMP]

Shucks... I just realised how shortsighted my poll is. Had not even considered that most of you guys are social phobes who rely on Zoloft, Zanex and god knows what else just so you don't freak out in public.

Hey Mods, would it be possible to add another category for prescription meds?

 

[splinterkb]

Usually its Oxycontin, Xanax Bars, Percocets or Lortab, Valliums, Morphine, Patches, Extacy... its all up for grabs.