Online Dating: The most practical advice

[al77]

TooColdUlrick,

I find that your myspace advice works like magic!
I didn't have many replies, but when I started posting bulletion with short jokes.. gee... women started messaging me! Even those who were not my friends??!..

Maybe they feel teh pressure of V Day coming, I have no idea.
But seems women don't real your myspec profile and read bulletions, where they, women, post crap like "repost this blah blah otherwise you will be in trouble".

Anyway, how did you invent the method? This is a really good invention, I was very reluctant until I tried it.
Why they don't real the profile and read bulletins?

And where do you get teh material to post in teh bulletins?

 

[TooColdUlrick]

the bulletins are two fold.

1) when you post them it gives them an opportunity to reply.

2) when they post them, it's an implicit invitation for others to reply to theirs.

this is why it's important to have as many chicks on your list as possible as it opens up more opportunities for both 1 and 2.

yes, a lot of posts by women are really stupid sh!t. that's an advantage! post good stuff, and you set yourself apart. don't shy away from controversial material, esp political stuff, which i've found is popular.

i didn't invent this at all...it's Mail Order Marketing 101. like i've said all along, get a database (e.g. your chicks friends) on your list, the bigger the better. these are all of your "C-Leads", they mean nothing at this point, they're just a pretty face. then you "market" your "product" to them--bulletins.

just funny, interesting, humorous sh!t. i have a ton of material that i've collected over the years and i post it. it takes two minutes with a copy/paste job.

on thing that works wonders is your standard "call to action". on some of your bulletins, construct them so they can/should reply to them. for example..."what do you think about this?" that sort of thing. don't overdo it though, you don't want to make it too obvious. this is all similar to an infomercial where they say..."act now...limited supplies...operators are standing by". thats a call to action.

most of the bulletins i post, i get probably 5 responses from fresh faces on my list, and another 5 from chicks that have responded to others that i've posted in the past.

here's one that i posted the other day...i just made it up off the cuff, but i got a ton of interesting responses back...


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Subject: My Ingredients For V-Day

1 Hot Chick (Playful Attitude; IQ > Bra Size; Willingness To Be Treated Like The Sex Object That You Are)

1 French Maid's Outfit, No Panties

1 Brazilian Wax (on Feb 12th)

1 Bottle of Opus One, Preferably 1997

1 Dime Bag of Killa Sticky Stink Weed

2 Filet Mignon's, Bacon Wrapped

2 Baked Potatos, Fully Loaded

2 Hostess Cherry Pies w/ Vanilla Ice Cream

2 Jolly Rancher Hard Candies...Apple and Watermelon (for my secret trick)

1 Wooden Yardstick

1 Pair of Leather Wrist Buckles

1 Adjustable Thigh Spreader (12"-30")

1 Above Average, Thick, Raging C@ck (to be supplied by yours truly)

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If you need help getting these things, get back to me.

See 'ya on the 14th!

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no negative responses on this one... :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

don't post too many bulletins...you come off as desperate. i keep it at 3 a week. i also delete some of them after 3-4 days.

and on special days...x-mas, etc, i will copy/paste a comment to 50 random chicks on my list with an image of a cool card or something. i'm going to do it for v-day as well. it takes 10 minutes...who cares.

 

[reyalp]

TCU's idea is gold. I like it when girls post the "ask me 7 questions" bulletin, because I can get straight to the point and determine LOI. I only do this for girls who've msged me in the past though, I don't do it out of left field.

I get stuff from video.google.com , youtube.com , random joke sites, this site, i mean i get stuff from all over the place.
i'll make it a point to go find something funny/random/****y/racy or whatever once a day and post it, i usually get about 10-12 responses. lately i've gotten about 15-20 responses.

it's good stuff

 

[TooColdUlrick]

dp

 

[Bible_Belt]

1 Dime Bag of Killa Sticky Stink Weed

Here is some most practical of advice: be careful about advertising certain things. There are cops who troll myspace. Usually, they are pretending to be a young girl, but there is no reason to attract attention to yourself from the wrong people.

fwiw, there is a classic law enforcement drug sting operation called a "honey trap." They do this at Widespread Panic concerts in Alabama. Be advised that it can occur anywhere, imo even online. It works like this. A young, hot, scantily-clad woman who appears very single and very obviously intoxicated will stumble up to you and ask you where she can score some acid or whatever. She might even go as far as to rub her tits against you, grab your crotch, whatever. She'll tell you that as soon as she scores some drugs, that you and her can get it on. The moment that you do so much as point to a guy or tell her anyone that you think might sell her drugs, *whammo* a half-dozen undercover agents cuff and stuff you, and you get a five-year Federal mandatory minimum sentence for conspiracy to distribute a controlled substance. The judge has no option to give you less than five years, and you are not eligible for parole until you have served 85% of the time. This can happen to someone who has never been around drugs in their life, and did no more than point at the most hippy-looking guy around. And entrapment is useless as a legal defense. A law abiding citizen like yourself can find themselves in jail for doing nothing more than thinking with their d!ck.

 

[TooColdUlrick]

Originally posted by Bible_Belt
1 Dime Bag of Killa Sticky Stink Weed

Here is some most practical of advice: be careful about advertising certain things. There are cops who troll myspace. Usually, they are pretending to be a young girl, but there is no reason to attract attention to yourself from the wrong people.

fwiw, there is a classic law enforcement drug sting operation called a "honey trap." They do this at Widespread Panic concerts in Alabama. Be advised that it can occur anywhere, imo even online. It works like this. A young, hot, scantily-clad woman who appears very single and very obviously intoxicated will stumble up to you and ask you where she can score some acid or whatever. She might even go as far as to rub her tits against you, grab your crotch, whatever. She'll tell you that as soon as she scores some drugs, that you and her can get it on. The moment that you do so much as point to a guy or tell her anyone that you think might sell her drugs, *whammo* a half-dozen undercover agents cuff and stuff you, and you get a five-year Federal mandatory minimum sentence for conspiracy to distribute a controlled substance. The judge has no option to give you less than five years, and you are not eligible for parole until you have served 85% of the time. This can happen to someone who has never been around drugs in their life, and did no more than point at the most hippy-looking guy around. And entrapment is useless as a legal defense. A law abiding citizen like yourself can find themselves in jail for doing nothing more than thinking with their d!ck.

anything under an ounce is a ticket. in cali, a cop won't even bother with a dime bag, they'll just throw it away.

 

[ketostix]

TCU, I'm starting to get the genious and the necessity of your Myspace approach. I would like to get some material for bulletins. I'd probably tweak a litttle to my tast, but theyd be good for some ideas. Im not feeling that creative to create my own from scratch.

 

[reyalp]

just throw some stuff out there:
funny
heartwarming
raunchy
sexist
political

i mean just a little bit of everything

today i posted a bulletin that got about 15 responses, it went like this:
<bulletin>
Subject: melt your heart
here
<img src="http://tinypic.com/nnv8r5.jpg">
audience: awwwwwwwwwww

ok, that is all


<end bulletin>


simple. but then again, i've got a lot of repeat readers who check my bulletins frequently. i get e-mails all the time asking where i find my funny videos.

just go wild with it, you'll find out really quick what works and what doesn't.

 

[al77]

Originally posted by TooColdUlrick
the bulletins are two fold.

1) when you post them it gives them an opportunity to reply.

2) when they post them, it's an implicit invitation for others to reply to theirs.

Subject: My Ingredients For V-Day


and on special days...x-mas, etc, i will copy/paste a comment to 50 random chicks on my list with an image of a cool card or something. i'm going to do it for v-day as well. it takes 10 minutes...who cares.

This is very creative actually. and the idea to use bulletions as implicit invitation is great. TCU, you should work in advertising, I am sure you will make millions!

But I can't come up so easily with the ingredients, I need to steal the bulletiins material from somehwere.
What sites do you recommend?

Could you share some of your comments? I am writing them done, they are too useful to no to use them.

...Still..it bugs me: chicks don't real you profile, at least they don't pay much attention. But they dig bulletins. Why....???

 

[al77]

Originally posted by reyalp
today i posted a bulletin that got about 15 responses, it went like this:
<bulletin>
Subject: melt your heart
here
<img src="http://tinypic.com/nnv8r5.jpg">
audience: awwwwwwwwwww

ok, that is all

<end bulletin>

This is very cool! I am sure whole chicks will melt, not only their hearts...

Really, where do you find those cool pics, and jokes? How do you look for them?

 

[reyalp]

believe it or not, i go to tinypic.com a lot and just hit newest, or random. and there's lots of random stuff there.

but i also just peruse google for whatever i'm looking for.

 

[TooColdUlrick]

just google "funny jokes" or "funny pics" and swipe them. you can ususally link directly, but i got my own web host to host all of my myspace images, etc. it's 7 bucks a month, who cares. that way i don't have to worry about running out of bandwidth.

al77, i'm a successful businessman. picking up chicks is just like picking up clients.