OMG, YES, YES, YES....But no....

[SexxiKing777]

I was soo close to fvckin this b1tch today. I met her outside while it was raining and I was walking my doggy. She thought my doggy was so cute, so she said hi and we chatted for a bit.

She was having trouble with her trash cans. They are heavy as sh1t in our city, So I offered to help her out like the nice guy I am. She looked so happy and said that I was such a nice and sweet guy that She invited me inside for a smoking match

To bad I don't smoke, so i turned her down. I turned around and ran off after that as to not risk my reputation. Dragging my dog behind me, I realized what a sexual demon I had become. It feels like women are giving me a lot more sexy flirts than before. I don't know if I can handle all this heat. but I don't get nowhere because I don't smoke...

is there some way you guys do this? could I have fvcked her if I started smoking? All these chicks I know smoke, but I don't and it's annoying that I can't hang with them because I don't want lung cancer.

All guys who smoke get all the pvssy I guess. Maybe I should try drunk girls instead. I do drink

 

[AtillaTheHun]

Is this some kind of joke?

 

[Mr.Freestyler19]

man if this is real...dont ruin your life by smoking or drinking

 

[Brighty]

...What.