Okay... so if I buy a Mercury Sable...

[backbreaker]

is that leggy brunette in the commercials a part of the gold package?

 

[ChrizZ]

This thread is totally pointless...

...just like this post!

 

[backbreaker]

I'd do her AND take her out in public. She gets the cheddar biscuits my friend..

 

[mpimpin]

The fam ain't eatin cheddar biscuits but some random broad's eating cheddar biscuits!

 

[Bible_Belt]

Is she a Brunette? If so, it has been the same chick for years.

 

[STR8UP]

Yea, she's smokin' hot. Love the way she dresses "sexy sophisticated". nothing hotter IMO

 

[Bible_Belt]

When I see those commercials, I get the impression that she is doing someone important to get the gig.

 

[RedPill]

Her name is Jill Wagner, and she's fukken hot.

 

[DJDamage]

she knows how to drive a stick and her t1ts would make an excellent air bag, hell i would get into an accident on purpose.

 

[penkitten]

gonna buy me a mercury and cruise it up and down the road

 

[ValleyDJing]

If you downgrade from an Aston Martin to a Mercury Sable...I'll personally find you and kick your ass BB!

 

[backbreaker]

hey... Ford (aston martin) needs to get new reps.

I have 3 cars.. the AM, a lexus SC400 that I've had for a while and is my baby... and a car I got "sold" I will admit. I mean I was sorta in the market for a car.. sorta not. And the sad thing is i used to sell cars..

it's a Lexus RX470 I bought last year..I love it.. but that doens't take from the fact that I got sold.

I was in the lexus place getting my car serviced... when the baddest woman I have seen in a while comes out... and here the DJ in me starts to talk to her.. well.. turns otu she's a sales person. something told me then this was going to be the most expensive pickup in my life.

We chat.. she asks me feeling questions... what do you drive (duh, a lexus b!tch)...how long you have had it...
then I made the mistake of saying "well.. i mean if I wanted a new car I don't have to trade my car in, i'd just cut a check"

I was done then. She asks me do I like the new lines of cars they have.. I do.. I've always sorta wanted an SUV.. she shows me the RX470. She asks me do I want to "take her to lunch".. the ***** sold me a car and got a free lunch out of me

lol, Then she asks me "what is it going to take to get you to buy the car"... I thoughta bout it for asecond... I did like the car... the money wasn't an issue.. I just didn't think I needed 3 cars. What the **** do I need 3 cars for?


so I said...tell you what. Write it up (common car sales term, meaning write up the car deal for the bill of sale.. it's acknowling you made a sale), let me take it home for the nig ht and I'll be in tomorrow to sign what i need to sign.

that's how i got sold my lexus.. by a geogrous redheaded sales rep.

actually went on a couple of dates with her... let's just say that was a watse of $40k

 

[backbreaker]

lol, I was just watcdhing TV with my GF and the mercery commercial came on...

"Mercury just made the perfect match"

then I chucked when I thought about the answer to that

"my mouth on your cvck"