Okay I have to rant (re: spartacus)

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okay, I'm a big history guy, so when I found out starz was doing a new series on spartacus.

So, we watch the first two episodes. Look very promising. lots and lots of sex. lots of it.

so we get to the third episode of the damn show, and i have to basically waste an hour of my life to watch Spartacus get his ass whipped and surrender.

Okay starz... this is why you are starz and not hbo.

No one watches the sopranos to see Tony go to the joint.

No one watches law and order to see the killer get off.

this is what starz basically did.

I did not tune in to the damn show to watch Spartacus get his ass handed to him and surrender.

to make matters worse, there they could not have picked a better guy to write a series about... as no one is so famous yet so little is actually known about him. they could have made up anything they wanted and this is what they come up with.

And they just made my TV watching experience simpler becuase that is one show i will not bother to watch.
 

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the only good that came from that is that durning the 2nd sex scene when he's tagging it from the back my fiancee got pretty turned on and gave me a random bj
 

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Excellent rant. I fully agree I watched it last night when I had so much else to be doing and was pissed when it ended like that. But it teaches him a lesson and left me wondering what is gonna happen. Although there isn't to much wondering if you know the history of Spartacus watching the show is more like waiting for stuff to happen.
 

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The original Spartacus was targeted for gay's before it was socially acceptable. Why would a remake be any different? You guys are MEN complaining about a gay movie. You might as well talk about Brokeback Mountain.
 

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^^ We are discussing the show. A show you obviously have not seen filled with tons of sexy naked women and more specifically Lucy Lawless.
 

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Anyone ever get into Rome when it was on HBO? That was a great ƒucking series, but like everything it gets canned after 2 seasons.
 

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mpimpin said:
^^ We are discussing the show. A show you obviously have not seen filled with tons of sexy naked women and more specifically Lucy Lawless.
I was just kidding. I havent seen the show.
 

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mpimpin said:
^^ We are discussing the show. A show you obviously have not seen filled with tons of sexy naked women and more specifically Lucy Lawless.

Isn't she about 250 years old or something?
 

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Isn't she about 250 years old or something?
Man if every woman looked as good as her at that age it would be a near perfect world.
 

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Rollo Tomassi said:
Anyone ever get into Rome when it was on HBO? That was a great ƒucking series, but like everything it gets canned after 2 seasons.
Rome was great. I'm still pissed it's done
 

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Rollo Tomassi said:
Anyone ever get into Rome when it was on HBO? That was a great ƒucking series, but like everything it gets canned after 2 seasons.
that was quite possibly the best thing hbo did last decade
 

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mpimpin said:
^^ We are discussing the show. A show you obviously have not seen filled with tons of sexy naked women and more specifically Lucy Lawless.
Does she fly? Because you know, Xena can't fly.
 

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no but she takes it like a pro... dude I am not joking if my GF and i watch spartacus we are fvcking before the end of the show. it's happened 3 times now.



hell maybe i will be watching next week... they push the limits.. the show is basically soft core ancient Rome porn
 

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