1) What brought you to SS and how did you find the site?
Google. I searched for a high school game forum and this was the best one I found. The other options were an incredibly messy site without much activity or a site full of chodes and pretenders run by the champion of them all.
2) Any special reason for your So Suave username, why you chose it?
My monicker is a play on my actual name.
3) What's the best and or worst advice you've ever received in regards to chicks?
Hard. Best: Take it slower man. Just relax.
Worst: Push it as hard as you can.
4) Have you ever posted or lurked on other seduction forums?
Yeah. Teen-game. Besides that, barely.
5) How many chicks have you slept with?
High twenties low thirties. Somewhere there.
6) What was your worst and best experience with a chick? (girlfriend or not)
Best: So many. First time high sex, first time acid sex, first time sex with my best friend, first time anal sex with my best friend, ****ing a girl and having her best friend suck my ****... A lot of them. I write about them.
Worst: A girl forced herself onto me. Here is a segment of what I wrote about it:
I didn't even make a move, she did it for me, shoving her hands down my pants looking for candy. I started smoking the other joint while she blew me, then I took her from behind. She was getting into it I guess, but I didn't really know because I was completely checked out and just waiting for my body to give in and ***. I wanted release, both sexually and from this sex.
In missionary position she started shaking violently, spasming and gyrating underneath me. Through the vibrations I heard "This is why you should **** dancers" and initially I thought she was implying that dancers have the best seizures. So I stopped to let her recover. She stopped because I stopped. I started again, because she was still, so she starting shaking again. In my head I couldn't help but think of all the other dancers I've ****ed and how none of them have ever done this, it is ****ing bizarre. I can't deal with it so I roll off and ignore her. She starts scratching my back and stroking my thighs, begging me to finish her off.
"I'm soooooo close you have to!"
"You can blow me again if you'd like."
So she did for a few minutes but then she stopped when I started breathing heavier.
"You don't get to finish unless I do."
"Ok." I roll back over. I'm miles away from that place anyway.
"Come on, **** me for real, I'll let you do it however you want."
"I don't want."
I put up with it for a while as she tries to jam my soft **** into her ****. It's like a marshmallow and a coin-slot: not happening. I'm not interested and I keep saying no but she doesn't care about me, I'm just **** with muscles, so she yanks and yanks and I tell her to stop, push her off, only ten seconds later she is back to stroking my thighs and kissing my chest.
She starts sucking my **** one last time, now completely soft. It stays that way. She eventually relents and asks for a shower, I say no. She says it's either shower or sex and starts trying to tickle and wrestle me. Being extremely ticklish and not at all in the mood I push her right off the bed and tell her fine, before turning away from her again.
She has a shower, gets dressed and leaves. I pretend to be asleep but the instant the door closes I go and have a shower with water as hot as I can stand and I wash her off me. I shiver despite the heat, I can still smell her, the scents of the muck and the mire. When I feel like I've done the best I can I actually try and go to sleep, I even find it, but it's shallow and haunted with nightmares where I'm poked in the back, but when I spin around there is no one there. At first I think it is a joke but the pokes grow harder and I wake up, in a puddle of sweat, from a dream where it was a pool of blood.
7) Have you ever gotten friendzoned by a chick and if so were you able to get out of it?
No because the friend-zone isn't real. The best way to **** hot chicks is to befriend hot chicks. Even if you don't **** that exact one, you'll get her friends. In all likelihood her too, when the sexual tension and/or jealousy boils over.
8) Have you ever had a chick or chicks offering their pvssy to you on a platter and you blew them off for whatever reason? And why? (IE: They offered the pvssy on a platter to you at a bar in conversation or even at yours or their place and you blew them off.)
Countless times. I don't sleep with very drunk/drugged up girls. One funny time, a girl ****ed me, then my best friend, then came back to me and asked for it again. I said hell no. Dirty.
9) How do you handle chicks who flake?
I ask them why and I'm legitimately sympathetic. I assume she must really like me to want to meet in the first place, therefore she must have a really good reason to have to cancel.
10) Most plates you've spun at one time?
At the moment I have three serious anytime FWB's. This is the best time. The most was six. It was less good because the quality was lower.
11) How do you handle a time of having no plates?
Not very well. Ha, I was a little addicted to sex the last time it happened. I flipped and became an insecure douchebag who masturbated a lot.
12) Dress style for going out to meet chicks?
I'd like to say European; but in reality at the moment it's either singlet and short shorts (it's Summer in Australia) or Jeans and a shirt. Usually with a cool pattern. Usually blue. Otherwise probably black or grey.
13) Are you currently working out/exercising?
Not really. I get laid enough to keep fit. I work out maybe once or twice a week. In all seriousness though the sex is more exercise.
14) For meeting chicks which way is most successful in your point of view and have you tried all venues? (Day, Social circle, Online social media/ Online dating, clubs, vacation, through family, work or whatever else..)
I've tried it all except vacation. Let me do some pro/cons
Day: Good for getting new friends. Great if you're with a girl for that very reason. Low ratio of success for outright lays. Mostly flaky numbers. Looks are a huge factor; it's the day and they're sober.
Parties: The best for ONS. It's rare for anything serious. Drunk sloppy girls galore.
Online: Just ****. I got laid through Facebook maybe four times when I was really into it. Probably hundreds of hours down the drain spent messaging girls. Now I rarely get flaked due to that immersion, but on Facebook the quality is low. They look better in their photos. Trust me.
Clubs: I avoid them. I have the luxury of parties. Every time I go to one at least one fat chick molests me. Good in the sense you can approach a heap though.
Work: All girls at work seem to be in relationship mode. Weird phenomenon. Most successful relationships start at work actually. Fun fact.
Family: Much the same as work. You have to be sneakier though. Sneakier than fondling her buns in the freezer with the burger patties.
Social circle: The absolute best. You spend time only with people you like, who introduce you to people you're predisposed to like and have like you. Also, if you're the alpha, the girls that come into the group will nearly always **** you.
15) Have you ever went full "No Contact"? (Not expecting "results" of getting a chick back.)
Yeah. the girl I lost my v's to.
16) Do you ever see yourself getting married?
If it's polyamorous and/or polygamous.
17) Have you read the full DJ Bible? Or some of it/none of it?
I started too but got bored. Same ****, different name. I'd been in game a while before I found it and felt I'd read better resources.
18) Have you ever met up with or talked to any So Suave posters offline?
Norway and I talk a lot. I talk to Learning from time to time. And Asianbboy and Mindgamez, though not in a while.
19) Favorite So Suave posters?
Norway, Nino, Learning, Eastcoast, BPH and DanZy. I like everyone a lot but I feel most similar to these guys and like their experiences and advice are most relevant to me.
20) Thoughts on online dating?
Gay. I'm good at it and don't like it.
21) What is/was your shining moment as a Don Juan and when you felt you just “got it” in regards to chicks, or are you continually evolving?
I'm continually evolving, but I've hit peak experiences where I've had epiphanies on women that made me immediately and lastingly better with them.
22) Thoughts on So Suave itself and ideas for improvement/ last words or comments?
I love it. It could do without the post restrictions, ie the ten post, 10 000 character and sixty second things. Besides that A+. EDIT: Also the way it logs you out all the time is annoying.
23 (bonus question)
I'd ask something like "What do you see as the most important area to develop for a steady sex life" or "What experience helped you improve the most with women."
