observe chat log.

[Tails]

just something to share with you:

(keep in mind that this was a girl i use to study with and i made a move on her, she didn't take up my offer but we did hang out after school a couple times. nothing big. after a while she wanted me to call her and catch up. i rejected her. just wasn't interested in her at the time)

[04:56:26 PM] me: (her name here) ya b!tch
[04:56:49 PM] her: yeah thats right
[04:56:51 PM] her: b!tch
[04:57:30 PM] me: what ya been up to ey
[04:57:49 PM] her: at work at the moment
[04:57:57 PM] me: wheres that?
[04:58:03 PM] me: mcdonalds?
[04:58:12 PM] her: car sales
[04:58:31 PM] me: so you wear low tops and mini skirts to attract customers?
[04:58:47 PM] me: wash that car ey!
[04:58:52 PM] me: wax on wax off
[04:59:58 PM] her: no dikhead, in the office
[05:00:06 PM] her: i have my own office and i do all the paper work and sh!t
[05:00:16 PM] me: haha
[05:00:26 PM] me: thats pretty good
[05:00:33 PM] her: yeah i no
[05:00:38 PM] her: i did wash cars and stuff tho
[05:00:47 PM] her: still do occasionally wen they need it
[05:00:53 PM] her: or wen i wanna get out side
[05:00:56 PM] her: u still at school?
[05:01:11 PM] me: tell me when you are out washing cars
[05:01:14 PM] me: yeah i am
[05:01:34 PM] her: oh yeah, dunno wen.. wheneever i feel like it really
[05:02:05 PM] me: well i hope they got video cams there recording
[05:02:32 PM] her: hahahaha, funny arnt ya
[05:02:57 PM] her: have u realised that lately its been like 10C outside
[05:02:59 PM] her: freezing
[05:03:29 PM] me: yeah thats good, then your nipples get errect
[05:03:35 PM] me:
[05:03:39 PM] her: shut up
[05:03:52 PM] her: just coz u dont ever get any u have to perve on the chicks
[05:03:56 PM] her:
[05:04:18 PM] me: oh, and you know? i like the fact that you been perving on me.
[05:04:30 PM] her: wat??
[05:04:36 PM] her: ur a noodle
[05:04:49 PM] me: well how do you know if im getting any or not. you must been pervin'.
[05:04:50 PM] me:
[05:05:19 PM] her: u can just tell
[05:05:26 PM] her: im a chick i no these things
[05:05:30 PM] her: k
[05:05:38 PM] me: yeah, i'm a guy. i know these things.
[05:05:45 PM] me: so kiss my black ass.
[05:05:47 PM] me:
[05:06:20 PM] her: black?
[05:06:28 PM] her: black and pimplie
[05:06:58 PM] her: hehehehehe
[05:07:17 PM] me: yes, just for you.
[05:08:42 PM] her: thanx babe
[05:08:46 PM] her: ur so kind
[05:08:54 PM] her: so hows ur bum buddy clint
[05:09:05 PM] her: have to go bye
[05:09:46 PM] me: hes dead
[05:09:49 PM] me: lol see ya
[05:10:16 PM] her: wat???
[05:10:25 PM] her: seriously
[05:11:10 PM] her: are u messing around r u serious
[05:11:22 PM] her: HELLO
[05:11:22 PM] her: U THERE
[05:11:33 PM] me: what kunt
[05:11:34 PM] me: lol
[05:11:37 PM] me: i need to go
[05:11:46 PM] her: is he dead
[05:11:57 PM] me: no i was just kidding
[05:11:58 PM] me: lol
[05:12:03 PM] her: oh u dikhead
[05:12:07 PM] * her is now Offline

i think i may of pissed her off a little, lol.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Three words:

What.

The.

F*ck.

 

[Tails]

easy rambo. lol.

 

[-k2]

no really, what was the point of posting that....

I mean, i love your C+F over the internet, but it helps no one here, and since you failed to ask a question, i still need to know, the point?

 

[Tails]

some people just like to read it. if ya don't like it fuk off.

what's the deal with some people here, geezus. it's not like the forum is gonna over load and blow up. just fuken read it or don't.
can't i just share things with anyone these days. some of you people are almost as bad as those dumb stuck up b!tches that we all talk about.

p.s: sorry for the harshness, but yeah, fuk you

 

[Hubris]

Dude, if you're going to post dumb sh*t, expect dumb flames.

 

[Tails]

and they're going to expect a fuk you.

 

[b's nuts]

jack ass.

dawg, I think you need to relax a little. You have been posting on here for 3 months and you almost have as many posts as me and i have been posting for nearly a year.

fvck you to ya god damn son of a b*tch.

 

[Don Ronny]

Tails, since no one has offered any constructive criticism let me help you out.

Your problem is that your sense of humor is very isolated..that is to say, you are the only one who gets your own jokes!

Look at how many of your posts end in "lol". Interesting that you find yourself so humorous and everyone else thinks you are just a jackass, right?

Let me share a secret with you...

Its all about comedic timing my friend. Ever watch comedians do their thing? They dont crack up at their own material. In fact the delivery is usually fairly straight and they only crack after they get a good reaction from the crowd. Its okay to laugh at your own joke if it is uiiversally funny, but otherwise you come off looking retarded.

You are on the right track with being fearless and playful with women, but try being less ****y and more funny. Watch some professionals and take notes man, cuz as it stands you are definitely not funny to anyone except Tails.

BTW..when she said "I can tell you arent getting any...us girls know these things"

you shoulda busted her and said "Ohhh so you really ARE a girl...damn, looks like all bets are off with my pals" Instead you told her to kiss your black ass.. notice how she blew you off afterwards. *bzzzzzt* bad move dude. You were boring her.

Learn to learn from your mistakes kiddo.

 

[Tails]

b's nuts: fuk you. don't like it, don't read it ya ****en cokhead.

Don Ronny: you assume too fast without knowing thinking you know it all. i do not laugh at my own jokes. when i type lol after a comment i do it so it shows i am not angry when i say the things otherwise you will all complain about me being angry or lame. i'm honestly happy behind all this and it's very funny to see how you all take sh!t serious. just read it, have a laugh, move on.

lighten up ya'll!

 

[neobrood]

... woah... interesting chat log goin on here.

I'm gonna post some soon... heh...

 

[4afe]

Nice, Don Ronny. That was a great analysis, I didnt see that at all when I first looked at it.


Tails: I dont know what you want people to say about your post, because even with good comments like Don Ronny you still are bothered. I will give you some advice, if you chose to pick up a girl on line get her number ASAP, because with the written word it is hard to express emotion. One more thing, if you ever find your self compelled to laugh at your own ish say some thing like "whats so funny" it gives you the ability to laugh at your joke and at her while she is explaining what she finds funny (dont do it to much, once is good)

 

[Kelson]

I fail to see the point of posting this. You didn't do well with the chick and, when people responded with even constructive criticism, you insulted them.

So far from Don Juan it's...it's....AFC.

 

[NINJA PIMP]

You are so far from f*cking this chick its not even funny.

Here´s a dollar man, go buy yourself a clue

 

[Raven125]

I never found out why some people call girls *****es and expect good responses...