Nothing beats this for being made to feel insignificant

BruticusMaximus

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Saw a girl dancing last night, sort of with a guy but the two of them were facing in different directions and looking very uncomfortable. So I thought I'd go over and see if she wanted to escape that situation.

I got that old "invisible man" routine again. It's like I'm stood on front of her talking away and she is looking obliviously over to the left somewhere... I'm thinking how on earth do I get out of this with dignity... so I just stepped around a bit to try and get her attention again, she looks right past me and starts staring off in the other direction.

I would have loved to have just stood there p!ssing her off until she acknowledged my presence, but the guy would have said something no doubt.

Does wonders for your self esteem.
 

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You can do a few things here... :)

Go right up to her and start dirty dancing with her ala dry humping on her, I'll bet she notice you then. ;)


Say, 'You a.. you got something coming out of your nose.' proceed to stick your finger up there. :)

Say, 'Hey, I get the message, I'll leave ya alone, but not without buying you a drink. I'm going to go over there and buy you that drink. When the bartender looks over just wave so he knows it's for you.' Then go over to the bartender, buy yourself a drink, and tell the guy that she's buying you a drink, point to her direction, and if it works right, she'll wave. ;)

If for any reason there is still no response....this is where a beer comes in handy peeps...

Take a swig, look at her in the face and "BUUUUUUURRRRRP!"
 

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Man, sorry that I have to say this, but you sure ass hell must be a friggin wuss if THAT hurts your self esteem ! COME ON MAN ?!:mad: :eek: :confused: If she looks right passed you, showing no interest at all .. THEN SO BE IT ... NEXT =/ (not neg hit, I mean, next girl, they're standing in line to get a boyfriend anyway !) What I would have done in this situation, for crying outloud ... :

-Give no negative vibe at all, just go over and talk to another girl, just walk away, or leave saying 'Oh .. you're one of those, MY BAD !'
-Could also say 'Sorry, so hard to spot lesbiennes nowadays, cheers !'
-Don't do anything like burping though lol, unless you're about to leave, and you feel like pissing somebody off :p
 
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Could also say 'Sorry, so hard to spot lesbiennes nowadays, cheers !'
This is frikken brilliant ( Maybe just so you know for a paper you write - lesbians ). I will be using this for sure...
 

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Did we need the life story? It's just something they do that p!sses me off. That woman was obviously a stuck-up b!tch, I don't give a sh!t that I didn't get anywhere with her. But it annoys me that we don't get treated as human beings.
 

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You can't win everytime. And trust me there's a lot of things can make you feel more insignificant. The other night my friend's parents were out of town so I invited babygirl over to the house and she ended up having sex with someone else, one of my friends. Umm...that kinda pissed me off but I got over it real quick cuz I realized that a girl is not worth getting all bent out of shape over. I MEAN FU@K GET IT THE FUCC THROUGH YOUR GOD DAMN HEAD THAT A GIRL IS NOT WORTH GETTING MADE FELT INSIGNIFICANT.
 

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Originally posted by BruticusMaximus
Did we need the life story? It's just something they do that p!sses me off. That woman was obviously a stuck-up b!tch, I don't give a sh!t that I didn't get anywhere with her. But it annoys me that we don't get treated as human beings.
Excuse me for trying to point something out to you but a title that says 'Nothing beats this for being made to feel insignificant ' sounded like you needed some serious help/insight, or a good set of balls and a matching d!ck. But I guess you need a lot more then :)

Tx Mat, it's a killer when you see their face :D
 

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One time I was chatting up 2 chicks sitting at a bar..and they said "Sorry We are lesbians!"

(in a very drunken stupor) I yelled "May I have everyone's attention please..Please DO NOT disturb these 2 lesbians sitting here at this bar. They are trying to enjoy themselves without a guy coming up here every 5 minutes"

everyone laughed and the girls turned pink in humiliation/shame.

it was sweet..but I still had no digits.
 

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I had this happen once on a dance floor. She didn't even bother making initial eye contact, in fact i think she saw what was going on in the corner of eye and refused to look at me directly. Whata*****. So i pointed at her and laughed, made some motions to other guys about her ***** attitude to which they agreed and went onto the next.
 

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well it seems like this has happened to EVERYONE at one point or another..no need to let it make you feel low.
 
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