NEWBS PLEASE READ: About reading the bible.

Zelemont

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I have noticed more newbies on here than I've ever noticed before (or at least newbies asking "How can I get this girl"?). Good, so you guys want to learn how to DJ. I am SURE you have seen somebody post "Please read the DJ bible" or maybe "MOTHER****ER! IF YOU DONT READ THE DJ BIBLE IM GOING TO CHOP YOUR BALLS OFF *****!!!!"

And in reply to these I have seen many different posts saying "Well, I have read it already. I guess I will read it a few more times and see if I can find an answer."

BULLSH!T! Either some of you are just lying, or you somehow managed to skim through the bible in 15 minutes.

Do you know why there is a six week guide to reading the bible? It is ****ing long!

If you are serious about becoming a ladykiller you need to not just read the bible, you need to ABSORB it. If you don't get all of the information by speedreading, so be it, read it SLOWLY. I read it slowly and think about the things I am reading. I might take a break every sentance to REALLY think about how I could apply the information.

Also, the first post isn't the only important one. Many threads, Pook's in particular, go beyond the first post. People asked questions about what he said and he would write a lengthy reply full of quality information. This is how it is with alot of posts.

I have also noticed a BIG problem of newbies giving advice. Please, if you have been around for under a month don't try to give people advice (there are a few exceptions to this... a few catch on VERY quickly). I know it feels good to know the answer to people's questions, but if you are not absolutely positive that what you are posting is going by DJ logic, don't bother. We have a big enough problem with AFCs on this board posting about how much they "love this girl" without newbies replying "Wow, I wish I was in love like you. What you should do is put all of your energy into getting her!"


Please, PLEASE take my advice. It will help you, me, and everyone else on this site.

http://sucs.org/~nicholas/djb/index.php

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DJ Girevik

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This should be stickied.
 

aznbreakerjrey

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I totally agree with Zelemont right here. ANother thing you newbs should consider is actually TAKING ACTION. THe only way we can get better at DJing is applying our knowledge in the outside world, and that is solid advice coming from several DJs that one may not pick up quickly on.
 

RockGuitarist

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AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Holy ****.

I've been registered to this site for 2 ****in' years, and I can't believe people are still arguing about this crap!

Some things just never change...
 

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Originally posted by Zelemont
We have a big enough problem with AFCs on this board posting about how much they "love this girl" without newbies replying "Wow, I wish I was in love like you. What you should do is put all of your energy into getting her!"
That example is more than a bit exaggerated.

No one posts stuff like that in here.
 
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