6 number closes ,9 kiss closes, getting breast fed at the bar by a milf and a blow job on the beach. The start of 2012 was as good as it gets. Beethoven should've been behind me playing an epic sound track everywhere i went.
I wake up Saturday morning hung over as ****, with my room smelling like sex and ***** from the night before. Clothes, condoms, beer bottles and a pair of pink lace underwear across the floor haha. This is the type of **** i want to wake up to everyday haha
Me and a few boys down to the beach and spend the day just surfing and sunbathing.. normally i'm brown (Dot Indian) but after this intense tanning session i came out the other side looking like a piece of burnt toast. SEXY!
Walking down the street i walk across hb5 from last night (LR: New years EVE EVE. http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?p=1875685#post1875685) and i give her my widest- most cheesiest **** eating grin ever haha and she is way to embarrassed to look at me even though i should be the one embarrassed and she quickly scuttles away. I'm at a cafe and the girl working behind the counter is kinda familiar from last night so i chat her up a little and ask her if shes coming out tonight. She is. BING!! I ask for her number by telling her i'll pick her up in a Limo out the front of her place but if that doesn't happen i still want to see her fat ass at the bar! BING!! By the way, new years eve is HUGE in this town. EVERYONE is going to be there and last year the streets were flooded with people. underages overages SENIORS.. PACKED.
Walk over to the liquor store to get some Booze and there are 4 people at the counter. THe place is PACKED and they are busy as **** but two of them are cuties. So i get what i want and time it so the cute ones serve me.. I ask her if i get some free **** and she offers me a pair of beer goggles.. i tell her i don't need these to make her look good.. cause she already is ( HAHA CHEESY AS **** I KNOW ) and she blushed and looked down haha. I tell her i want her number so that i have someone to perve on tonight but she rejects me with the "i just met you.. i can't" line.. its all good. I smile and say i'll catch you tonight and leave.. Just as im a few meters down the road she runs up behind me and says she couldn't give me her number cause of the cameras and supervisors or some **** like that and hands me her number written on a piece of paper. BING!! I felt like cash money after that haha. My boy who i was with could not believe that just happened haha
A little more beach time and i head back home.. i see some HOT AS **** jail bait girls and i'm faced with a moral dilemma.. my **** and my conscience. What do? what do? My **** wins.. like always. But i was to slow, and my boy approaches them before me. We get closer and jesus christ these girls were hotter close up. My boy has first pick on target cause he opened, and ofc he takes the ones with the big tits, blonde and blue eyes. I talk to the second hottest one.. who is still pretty dam hot. We opened with a direction opener.. basic, but still cash. I talk to my target about her age and how i feel like a cradle snatcher just talking to her and she should stop being so adorable or i may have to report myself to the cops to keep myself off her haha. She was kinda creeped out at first but at the end i had her laughing.. my boy wasn't doing to well with his target. She kept looking at me and my target for some reason. I get my jailbaits number and decide to wing my boy with him being a fireman but its too late.. he has ****ed up so we leave.
Get back home, get on the drinks, turn up the music and just chill out till dark.
Its night and dark at around 9.30pm and we all get a lift to town. The place is ridiculous.. ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS!! I get out of the car and a single tear rolls down my eye.. i've died and gone to Pick up heaven. HOT tang everywhere.. everywhere i look girls are around.. never seen so much talent in one place since never haha and the best thing about all this? ALL OF THEM ARE DRUNK! yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah buddy!
Immediately i get my game face on and open the first group of girls i see... a 3 set. Two of them are horrible.. acne everywhere, but the third one is ****ing sexy. Something about her has tickled my fancy.. i go caveman on that ass and just flat out tell her how dam cute she is, and has something in her look that makes me go jelly. She loves it, her friends are giggling and she's calling me sweet and sexy. I say i want to kiss her and she obliges. BING!! I grab that ass like a dodgeball, HARD! and i feel her wince in pain hahahahha! Not even been in town 2 minutes and i've already gotten a kiss. I take her number down for perhaps something down the road and leave. Me and my boys catch up with Kirkys friends, who i don't know at all. One of those guys tells me that i'm going to have a rough time getting girls cause "no offence.. your black" I laugh at him and tell him hes a gimp. I kid you not, i see this kid at the end of the night sulking at the gutter almost in tears cause some girl he kissed vomited all over him HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!! You mad brah?
Anyways i ditch these guys and its just me and kirky heading to the pub. We get rushed by some cute girls who open Kirky.. he's probably one of the best looking guys i know. he's got the skater/bmx bandit bad boy look going on that ALL the girls crave. Only thing is he lacks game.. but i guess you don't need a whole lotta game when girls rub their ***** on his face in broad daylight haha. But thats another story I talk to some of these girls and it's like they are worshipping me and kirky, like we own them or something it was really strange haha. I tell them that me and kirky have been called the best kissers by the girls we've kissed ... so i tell them all that we're going to play the age game. If each one can guess our age correctly, they earn a kiss from the best kissers in town.. 2 of them guess my age correctly and the other 2 guess kirkys age correctly, so they both got some tongues down their throats. It was so bizarre, i felt like i could do anything i wanted with these girls... kinda felt unfair. Like i could violate the **** out of her in public and she would still want me.. anyone ever felt like this with any girls? Like you completely own them? Anyways, i didn't want to **** any of them as the night was young so we keep moving.
We get to the pub and i know the bouncer. Theres a line of like 40 people waiting who have to pay $30 entry, but me and my group of 8 get let in for free immediately. PLAYAAAA!! Walk in and the place is PACKED. Girls everywhere, guys everywhere, everyone having fun!
I walk to the toilet and theres a massive line for the womens. I chat up some milf hb6.5 who had GIGANTIC titties.. and i just couldn't help it.. it was like it had me hypnotized. I stared at them and asked her if she was lactating haha?? She looks at me and says she may give me some milk if i asked nicely. WHAT?! I do not believe it.. did she just say that? that line could not have worked!! i am so ****ing shocked that i start stuttering and am like "umm....ahhh.... can i please...ahhh.. have some milk?" She grabs my hand and takes me to this real dark corner of the pub where there are cubicles ... there's people around but its kind of concealed. I start making out with her and she pulls down her dress and her right titty flops out. like literally jump out like they wanted some air. I suck on those melons like a new born.. i don't give a **** if anyone is watching, i love my boobs. She stops me after what felt like an eternity, but was probably 30 seconds haha i ask her how this all happened and how i got so lucky and she said she has a serious fetish for dreadlocks and would do almost anything for a guy with one. BING!! I love my hair During all of this her tit is stilL out lol but I couldn't really see them properly cause of the darkness so i get my phone out and shine some light on it just to get a better look. I think she thought i was trying to take a picture or something and slapped the phone out of hand and yelled at me calling me a sick **** She pushes me out of the cubicle on my ass and im left searching for my phone while the future mother of my children storms of. ****!! All of my rage.. alcohol makes you do stupid things. Whatever **** it.
I find my boys and tell them what happened and they go crazy! None of them believe what happened haha can you blame them? until one of the guys whose a local said that there is a milf around town who has a fetish for dreads with big tits. Now they kinda believe me. Carry on now.
I feel like a god right about now.. i just picked up a few girls outside the bar, and sucked on a good pair of tits in the bar. I am Giacomo Cassanova. Arrogance is oozing out of my skin haha!
I wake up Saturday morning hung over as ****, with my room smelling like sex and ***** from the night before. Clothes, condoms, beer bottles and a pair of pink lace underwear across the floor haha. This is the type of **** i want to wake up to everyday haha
Me and a few boys down to the beach and spend the day just surfing and sunbathing.. normally i'm brown (Dot Indian) but after this intense tanning session i came out the other side looking like a piece of burnt toast. SEXY!
Walking down the street i walk across hb5 from last night (LR: New years EVE EVE. http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?p=1875685#post1875685) and i give her my widest- most cheesiest **** eating grin ever haha and she is way to embarrassed to look at me even though i should be the one embarrassed and she quickly scuttles away. I'm at a cafe and the girl working behind the counter is kinda familiar from last night so i chat her up a little and ask her if shes coming out tonight. She is. BING!! I ask for her number by telling her i'll pick her up in a Limo out the front of her place but if that doesn't happen i still want to see her fat ass at the bar! BING!! By the way, new years eve is HUGE in this town. EVERYONE is going to be there and last year the streets were flooded with people. underages overages SENIORS.. PACKED.
Walk over to the liquor store to get some Booze and there are 4 people at the counter. THe place is PACKED and they are busy as **** but two of them are cuties. So i get what i want and time it so the cute ones serve me.. I ask her if i get some free **** and she offers me a pair of beer goggles.. i tell her i don't need these to make her look good.. cause she already is ( HAHA CHEESY AS **** I KNOW ) and she blushed and looked down haha. I tell her i want her number so that i have someone to perve on tonight but she rejects me with the "i just met you.. i can't" line.. its all good. I smile and say i'll catch you tonight and leave.. Just as im a few meters down the road she runs up behind me and says she couldn't give me her number cause of the cameras and supervisors or some **** like that and hands me her number written on a piece of paper. BING!! I felt like cash money after that haha. My boy who i was with could not believe that just happened haha
A little more beach time and i head back home.. i see some HOT AS **** jail bait girls and i'm faced with a moral dilemma.. my **** and my conscience. What do? what do? My **** wins.. like always. But i was to slow, and my boy approaches them before me. We get closer and jesus christ these girls were hotter close up. My boy has first pick on target cause he opened, and ofc he takes the ones with the big tits, blonde and blue eyes. I talk to the second hottest one.. who is still pretty dam hot. We opened with a direction opener.. basic, but still cash. I talk to my target about her age and how i feel like a cradle snatcher just talking to her and she should stop being so adorable or i may have to report myself to the cops to keep myself off her haha. She was kinda creeped out at first but at the end i had her laughing.. my boy wasn't doing to well with his target. She kept looking at me and my target for some reason. I get my jailbaits number and decide to wing my boy with him being a fireman but its too late.. he has ****ed up so we leave.
Get back home, get on the drinks, turn up the music and just chill out till dark.
Its night and dark at around 9.30pm and we all get a lift to town. The place is ridiculous.. ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS!! I get out of the car and a single tear rolls down my eye.. i've died and gone to Pick up heaven. HOT tang everywhere.. everywhere i look girls are around.. never seen so much talent in one place since never haha and the best thing about all this? ALL OF THEM ARE DRUNK! yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah buddy!
Immediately i get my game face on and open the first group of girls i see... a 3 set. Two of them are horrible.. acne everywhere, but the third one is ****ing sexy. Something about her has tickled my fancy.. i go caveman on that ass and just flat out tell her how dam cute she is, and has something in her look that makes me go jelly. She loves it, her friends are giggling and she's calling me sweet and sexy. I say i want to kiss her and she obliges. BING!! I grab that ass like a dodgeball, HARD! and i feel her wince in pain hahahahha! Not even been in town 2 minutes and i've already gotten a kiss. I take her number down for perhaps something down the road and leave. Me and my boys catch up with Kirkys friends, who i don't know at all. One of those guys tells me that i'm going to have a rough time getting girls cause "no offence.. your black" I laugh at him and tell him hes a gimp. I kid you not, i see this kid at the end of the night sulking at the gutter almost in tears cause some girl he kissed vomited all over him HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!! You mad brah?
Anyways i ditch these guys and its just me and kirky heading to the pub. We get rushed by some cute girls who open Kirky.. he's probably one of the best looking guys i know. he's got the skater/bmx bandit bad boy look going on that ALL the girls crave. Only thing is he lacks game.. but i guess you don't need a whole lotta game when girls rub their ***** on his face in broad daylight haha. But thats another story I talk to some of these girls and it's like they are worshipping me and kirky, like we own them or something it was really strange haha. I tell them that me and kirky have been called the best kissers by the girls we've kissed ... so i tell them all that we're going to play the age game. If each one can guess our age correctly, they earn a kiss from the best kissers in town.. 2 of them guess my age correctly and the other 2 guess kirkys age correctly, so they both got some tongues down their throats. It was so bizarre, i felt like i could do anything i wanted with these girls... kinda felt unfair. Like i could violate the **** out of her in public and she would still want me.. anyone ever felt like this with any girls? Like you completely own them? Anyways, i didn't want to **** any of them as the night was young so we keep moving.
We get to the pub and i know the bouncer. Theres a line of like 40 people waiting who have to pay $30 entry, but me and my group of 8 get let in for free immediately. PLAYAAAA!! Walk in and the place is PACKED. Girls everywhere, guys everywhere, everyone having fun!
I walk to the toilet and theres a massive line for the womens. I chat up some milf hb6.5 who had GIGANTIC titties.. and i just couldn't help it.. it was like it had me hypnotized. I stared at them and asked her if she was lactating haha?? She looks at me and says she may give me some milk if i asked nicely. WHAT?! I do not believe it.. did she just say that? that line could not have worked!! i am so ****ing shocked that i start stuttering and am like "umm....ahhh.... can i please...ahhh.. have some milk?" She grabs my hand and takes me to this real dark corner of the pub where there are cubicles ... there's people around but its kind of concealed. I start making out with her and she pulls down her dress and her right titty flops out. like literally jump out like they wanted some air. I suck on those melons like a new born.. i don't give a **** if anyone is watching, i love my boobs. She stops me after what felt like an eternity, but was probably 30 seconds haha i ask her how this all happened and how i got so lucky and she said she has a serious fetish for dreadlocks and would do almost anything for a guy with one. BING!! I love my hair During all of this her tit is stilL out lol but I couldn't really see them properly cause of the darkness so i get my phone out and shine some light on it just to get a better look. I think she thought i was trying to take a picture or something and slapped the phone out of hand and yelled at me calling me a sick **** She pushes me out of the cubicle on my ass and im left searching for my phone while the future mother of my children storms of. ****!! All of my rage.. alcohol makes you do stupid things. Whatever **** it.
I find my boys and tell them what happened and they go crazy! None of them believe what happened haha can you blame them? until one of the guys whose a local said that there is a milf around town who has a fetish for dreads with big tits. Now they kinda believe me. Carry on now.
I feel like a god right about now.. i just picked up a few girls outside the bar, and sucked on a good pair of tits in the bar. I am Giacomo Cassanova. Arrogance is oozing out of my skin haha!
