New "Wedding" theme POF message.1/10/2013

[Naughty Ninja]

For those of you thinking of a new first opening message to send chicks on POF. Try spamming the below message out to a bunch of chicks near you on POF. If they like your look they should respond.


Can we skip our first meet and just go straight to the wedding chapel? We'll decide our honeymoon plans over the phone. I promise not to hit on our bridesmaids! :angel: (your real first name) =)

Test it with one chick (the :angel: should turn into an angel character when you send it in email on POF). You would see the character in the sent message to her. If it doesn't just remove it from the copy and pasted message.

No matter what they respond: LOL anything...Then simply reply back: lol. Hey you! How's the site been treating you so far?

You can also run with it by mentioning POF is having a 100,000 dollar wedding contest. (Yes it's real) And say we'll we could get married quick and write up an epic love story and if we win split the cash, then get the marriage annulled and be 50 grand richer!
(They could off the first message start running with the wedding theme. Go with it a bit if they do and get their phone number to discuss the honeymoon plans.)

It might work to get several chicks numbers. It may work even better around Valentines day when chicks are desperate for a "husband". Test it out and let me know.


Why I think the message I made up should work good by breaking it down:

Can we just skip our first meet: (You already are assuming a first meet off the bat and leading and not on POF to d1ck around.)

and just go straight to the wedding chapel?: (Planting the "Mr.Right" BS in her mind and possibly making her smile.)

We can decide our honeymoon plans over the phone.: Planting a subtle "sex" thought in her mind and not asking but in a nice way telling her to give you her number in the first message to discuss the "wedding and honeymoon".

I promise not to hit on our bridesmaids!: (Cheeky and a little jealousy plot over "Mr. Right" possibly stirring up more horny emotions.)

:angel: (your real first name) =): The angel should turn into an "innocent" angel character. Your real first name is out there automatically giving the copy and paste some "authenticity" smiley face chicks eat that crap up online.

You've now basically with one quick spam message assumed the first meet, planted the "Mr.Right" seed, the "honeymoon" sex seed, the "discuss this over the phone", your real first name for "authenticity" seeds right off the bat.


IF the chicks asks: So how many girls do you send that message to?

Respond throwing it right back at them: I swear to sweet baby Jesus you are only the 1,908,687th bride to be I've sent it to but I want you all for myself! (Your real name) =)

You'd be surprised that they'll still respond back if they ask that and you respond back in a cheeky way not some BS coverup about being on to your possible copy and paste.

***Now say you go back and forth a bit and the chick is playing along but doesn't give her number out even if you asked for the third and should be FINAL time. You can simply send as a copy and paste final reply:

I'm sorry love, but I've run out of my alloted time for email ping pong with you. I'm off to bang the maid. Sincerely, Your ex-husband. (Your real first name) =)

 

[Mr. Bond]

Hahah nice. May use this one to change things up. I've tried a new one that seems to work well, and your wedding one sounds good.

The "resting home" one definitely got attention, but I think this marriage one will do a better job pointing the conversation in a sexual direction.

 

[Zarky]

Can we just skip our first meet and just go straight to the wedding chapel? We can decide our honeymoon plans over the phone. I promise not to hit on our bridesmaids! :angel: (your real first name) =)

ehhh... sounds like a line to me. Although I've been using cut-and-pastes for 2 years now, so I can't talk.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

What I've always wondered, NN, is as I'm spamming a message to about 100 girls, a few will reply while I'm still spamming, should I reply right away to them, or wait a day or so before I reply?

If they reply. Don't hesitate to respond back as soon as you can. You (for the most part) have to strike while the iron is hot. Go into the steps of asking them how the site is treating them and maybe...one or two more messages and then answer their last response along with:

I'm not on here much to be honest. Feel free to give me your number and I'll give you a call sometime Michelle. (your real first name) =)

If they are responding back pretty quick...go for their number within about three or four messages...If they are taking time..MAYBE send two more then go for their number. Most will give it IF they find you good looking and cool enough. Some won't PERIOD. Doesn't matter if it's ME, Incog, you whomever.
Then you simply don't bother with them and reply back to the rest. You want to get as many numbers as you can handle a week so you don't give a sh1t if any flake. You want to try to set up a few quick meets.

If I run out of posts for the day. Ask incognito. I've seen his inbox. He was DESTROYING that site. Literally about 30 pages of replies from different chicks. A LOT of numbers.

It depends. He or I could join now and get nothing. You can't take anyone or anything to heart on there.

You have to be a spamming robot like you get spam emails in your regular mail. If you just delete that message the sender doesn't give a sh1t as it got spammed to everyone and their mother and they only care about the information they want.

If you start getting a lot of numbers..Like say you got seven in a day or week. Slow down on spamming. As you won't be able to keep up on replying to them all, and you'll start going insane texting back and forth to different chicks possibly forgetting which one is who and you'll wind up letting some new ones sit in your inbox as you over spammed and they could die on replies as you're too busy with the numbers you got.

Once you get a few numbers and if the texting is flowing smooth and playful. Tell them to send you a pic for your "picture caller ID" for your cellphone.

Some will ask: What kind of pic? lol

You can just text back: Something cute, or sexy. You be the judge. lol ;P

Some of them will send something "special" for you to "remember" them by. You'd be surprised. Just don't push for a nude pic or they might flake out on a meet when you could restrain yourself from pushing for a nude pic, meet them and get a nice ball draining fvck.

 

[Packers2010]

thank god. i sent out one of your old messages last week. got nothing.

lets see how this one goes. need to change my picture

 

[Zarky]

Come on, who wouldn't want to "wife up" the following chick (actually this profile is from OKC):

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My self-summary
My name is Trish and i am 24 years old. I am from [XXXXXXXX], California, always have been. my interests include writting, Politics, music and history, i dropped out of school 6months ago because i got sick. It was only [XXXXXXXXX] college so dont get excited. anyways im going to try to get back ino school but i am suppoting myself at the moment and its just hard. i dont have the credit history for a place so i pay monthly at a hotel... lame but anyways im not sick anymore, went through treatment. i am however having a little trouble with the law, so any cops hit me up if you wanna help.. joke joke ... hit me up if your not looking for a friend with benifits..... i need a guy whos ready to be each others world pretty soon here

What I’m doing with my life
living

I’m really good at
writting, music and Journalism

The first things people usually notice about me
I have a sence of humor

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
shows- Walking dead, Breaking bad, family guy, american dad

I’m looking for
Guys who like girls
Ages 27–39
Located anywhere
Who are single
For new friends, long-term dating

You should message me if
you don't think sex with lots of people is cool, you think that ost the world is not worth the time....
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LOL hey, I sent her a cut-and-paste. She's a 7. I'd do her.. definitely a condom girl though.

 

[JohnChops]

Come on, who wouldn't want to "wife up" the following chick (actually this profile is from OKC):

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My self-summary
My name is Trish and i am 24 years old. I am from [XXXXXXXX], California, always have been. my interests include writting, Politics, music and history, i dropped out of school 6months ago because i got sick. It was only [XXXXXXXXX] college so dont get excited. anyways im going to try to get back ino school but i am suppoting myself at the moment and its just hard. i dont have the credit history for a place so i pay monthly at a hotel... lame but anyways im not sick anymore, went through treatment. i am however having a little trouble with the law, so any cops hit me up if you wanna help.. joke joke ... hit me up if your not looking for a friend with benifits..... i need a guy whos ready to be each others world pretty soon here

What I’m doing with my life
living

I’m really good at
writting, music and Journalism

The first things people usually notice about me
I have a sence of humor

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
shows- Walking dead, Breaking bad, family guy, american dad

I’m looking for
Guys who like girls
Ages 27–39
Located anywhere
Who are single
For new friends, long-term dating

You should message me if
you don't think sex with lots of people is cool, you think that ost the world is not worth the time....
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LOL hey, I sent her a cut-and-paste. She's a 7. I'd do her.. definitely a condom girl though.

LOL OMFG That was awesome. Dropped out of school, wants a guy to take care of her, and her "treatment" went well. Hmmmmm first question " do you have blood work done to prove to me you dont have any vinarial diseases and hiv?"

 

[Naughty Ninja]

LOL OMFG That was awesome. Dropped out of school, wants a guy to take care of her, and her "treatment" went well. Hmmmmm first question " do you have blood work done to prove to me you dont have any vinarial diseases and hiv?"

The chick COULD really have been sick, and is just trying to be humorous with the rest of her profile.

If someone actually reads the profile and hits them up they may find out she just made parts of it up to try to be funny. She did state she has a sense of humor but most dudes might go overboard and take what she said to heart if they don't get many replies.

Chicks as we all know get replies regardless. She might just have things on her profile trying to be creative to get dudes to not just send her "wanna fvck" emails and rather question what she put down.

She may not realize what she wrote is a turnoff. But the medical thing could be true and she's trying to lighten things up.

Say this part: You should message me if
you don't think sex with lots of people is cool, you think that ost the world is not worth the time....

She's saying most dudes online only want sex. (Not that she won't give it up to the right guys). And the "you think most of the world is not worth the time" she's looking for someone who agrees with her that most people who do online dating aren't worth it.

But I'd bet the guy who goes along with her. Meets her. She'll give it up. Just not the straight up vulgar "wanna fvck" email perverts.

You can only find out by talking to them. I'd say from experience she's just trying to be humorous. But if I'd talked to her and it all was true. I wouldn't be surprised either. lol

 

[Zarky]

I've been doing it 10 years and would bet money on the fact that that chick ain't being funny.

Ok so I've spammed about 100 chicks, I got about 15 replies, about 5 didn't give anything so far, the rest are pending, and I got one number (spammed the message this morning) from an HB8 (She looks Caribbean, I dig that, A LOT)

This is a very standard response rate for online. Glad you're not just sending out a half dozen and then b*tching when you get no responses.

 

[JohnChops]

The chick COULD really have been sick, and is just trying to be humorous with the rest of her profile.

If someone actually reads the profile and hits them up they may find out she just made parts of it up to try to be funny. She did state she has a sense of humor but most dudes might go overboard and take what she said to heart if they don't get many replies.

Chicks as we all know get replies regardless. She might just have things on her profile trying to be creative to get dudes to not just send her "wanna fvck" emails and rather question what she put down.

She may not realize what she wrote is a turnoff. But the medical thing could be true and she's trying to lighten things up.

Say this part: You should message me if
you don't think sex with lots of people is cool, you think that ost the world is not worth the time....

She's saying most dudes online only want sex. (Not that she won't give it up to the right guys). And the "you think most of the world is not worth the time" she's looking for someone who agrees with her that most people who do online dating aren't worth it.

But I'd bet the guy who goes along with her. Meets her. She'll give it up. Just not the straight up vulgar "wanna fvck" email perverts.

You can only find out by talking to them. I'd say from experience she's just trying to be humorous. But if I'd talked to her and it all was true. I wouldn't be surprised either. lol

that last part is really good advice ninja. You never know until you talk to them. I find going by looks online or in real life you can fall prey to sterotypes. Open your mouth and find out what they really are about.

 

[big weezy]

if a pof girl agrees a time with you for a date and then cancels should you not bother to follow it up?

i made a date 2 days ago with a pof chick who gave me her number immediately.

i anticipated a flake because she asked me 'can i confirm tomorrow at lunch?'

i said 'well let me know now otherwise i'll make other plans, i wouldn't want you to miss out on meeting me and some other pof woman beat you to it haha... so.. decide quick.'

she promptly agreed, but i knew she'd probably flake and she did.

i dont understand her text she;s italian and doesn't sapeak good english and i cant figure out if she had work that night from her text and she said she'd hope to see me sometime this weekend.

i just sent a text the next morning 'ok' and left it. really she should counter offer but she has so many guys messaging her is she really going to remember me?