I've just had an idea that might help some strugglers with their humor and conversation skills. Just to let you know though, I haven't tested this out yet but I still think it might work so I'm going to share it with you anyways. If you're having trouble with humor, try this. So, here's the idea:
While you are walking around doing whatever you do everyday, keep your eyes out for anything weird or funny that makes you laugh. Everytime you see something funny or weird, you remember it and when you get home you write it down. After awhile, your list should get bigger and full of funny things you've seen. All these funny stories will each have different topics. Every once in a while, read this list so all the funny stories stay in your head. Now when you're in a conversation with a girl, and a topic comes up that relates to one of the dropdead funny stories you've seen, you can share the story with her and she'll drop dead from laughing so hard. Then you can bury her dead body and pat yourself on the back for making someone laugh. This should help you keep your conversations interesting and humorous. Here's a little example of mine:
A couple of weeks ago I was at my cousin's house and he tells me he's gotta take a dump. So I'm like, "Thanks for sharing. Now go **** before it's too late." So he walks down into the kitchen and grabs a sprite from the refridgerator (sp?). I take a look at him and ask him, "WTF are you doing, I thought you had to ****?" Then he says, "Yeah Im going to right now." and he takes the sprite into the bathroom and drinks it while he ****s. I never knew it was possible for a person to drink soda while they're poopin so I thought that was pretty weird and funny. Now whenever the topic about **** comes up while I'm talking to a girl (I don't know how that topic would come up though), I can relate to the time my cousin took a **** while drinking sprite.
Well I'm sorry to say that it was a true story, so now everyone knows my cousin drinks while he ****s. The point is though, that keeping and eye out for anything unusual and funny, then later writing it down, should help you remember more funny stories to share with girls when in a conversation. That's my idea, so go have fun with it.
-Ghost
While you are walking around doing whatever you do everyday, keep your eyes out for anything weird or funny that makes you laugh. Everytime you see something funny or weird, you remember it and when you get home you write it down. After awhile, your list should get bigger and full of funny things you've seen. All these funny stories will each have different topics. Every once in a while, read this list so all the funny stories stay in your head. Now when you're in a conversation with a girl, and a topic comes up that relates to one of the dropdead funny stories you've seen, you can share the story with her and she'll drop dead from laughing so hard. Then you can bury her dead body and pat yourself on the back for making someone laugh. This should help you keep your conversations interesting and humorous. Here's a little example of mine:
A couple of weeks ago I was at my cousin's house and he tells me he's gotta take a dump. So I'm like, "Thanks for sharing. Now go **** before it's too late." So he walks down into the kitchen and grabs a sprite from the refridgerator (sp?). I take a look at him and ask him, "WTF are you doing, I thought you had to ****?" Then he says, "Yeah Im going to right now." and he takes the sprite into the bathroom and drinks it while he ****s. I never knew it was possible for a person to drink soda while they're poopin so I thought that was pretty weird and funny. Now whenever the topic about **** comes up while I'm talking to a girl (I don't know how that topic would come up though), I can relate to the time my cousin took a **** while drinking sprite.
Well I'm sorry to say that it was a true story, so now everyone knows my cousin drinks while he ****s. The point is though, that keeping and eye out for anything unusual and funny, then later writing it down, should help you remember more funny stories to share with girls when in a conversation. That's my idea, so go have fun with it.
-Ghost
